Constants And Variables

Bioshock trash. Mostly harmless. Trust no bitch. 24.

[rainyzombiekitten-deactivated20]

he yell

[phantomrose96]

The problem with the manic pixie dreamgirl trend in media is that it trains men to assume every girl they pass with a pretty dress, unusual hair, and sparkly eye-liner is some kind of deep and quirky and paradoxical nymph, which is complete erasure of girls like me, who are absolute gremlins.

There’s a certain point in conversations with guys when you can tell that’s what he’s thinking. He fell for the sparkly nails and the off-the-shoulder top and he’s expecting you to tell him how your dream is to bike across France with just the clothes on your back. How you like art museums because they feel like the beautiful preservation of long-dead artists’ souls. How you believe humans evolved sight in order to appreciate the infinitely unreachable cascade of stars above.

And at that point you’ve already lost. There’s no graceful way to clarify that you’re actually just a gremlin in a sundress, which you got for $14.99 on the clearance rack at Old Navy while trying to buy socks. That you actually don’t know anything about philosophy or whimsy or world-travel you get anxious taking the subway anywhere new. That you actually really have to go because you already have plans for the evening of lying in a blanket-burrito in bed watching a 49 minute Youtube video review of an anime you’ve never heard of.

The manic pixie dreamgirl trope is socially-anxious-dumbass erasure and i wont stand for it

[sigma-enigma]

I’m just a gremlin who found some contouring videos and a good phone filter.

[mollylele]

Here for anxious-dumbass-gremlin visibility.

[romanticsuggest]

I want to start a life with you. I want to spend the rest of my days with you. You make me whole. I love you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rainboots-moved]

me: so, do you hate me?

them: no

me: are you sure?

them: i’m sure

me:

me: how about now

[deco-devolution]

“50′s music reminds me of Fallout” people vs “50′s music reminds me of BioShock” people

FIGHT

[turtlewithteeth]

Why would we fight? We’re the same person?

[deco-devolution]

[kittens-jpg]

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[loathsomespider]

scott pilgrim vs the world will instantly radicalize you but it makes no distinctions on which direction you’re radicalized or why you’re radicalized 

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[lovepaintsuggestion]

Please never think that I will get sick of you. Please never forget how important you are to me. Please just remember that you are loved, and that I will do anything to see you happy.

[sunbeambisexual-deactivated2025]

@doesfromtheforest, @magicbrian, @smokekusheatpuss and i made this😇 let us know if you have bi-ngo! credit for the emojis to @bisexuallly and @candymelons, respectively

[coolkidsofhistory]

“My Dad and Uncle at their joint wedding. 1970's”

[diablito666tx]

The Addams Family (1991)

[womanculture]

booty shorts tht say “not haunted” on the back

[qozxe]

booty shorts that say “haunted” on the back

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[sailorprincessx]