*shrieks of utter joy* My childhood!
I’ve read all of these. And my favorite is all of them!
Alexander shaped my life tbh

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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*shrieks of utter joy* My childhood!
I’ve read all of these. And my favorite is all of them!
Alexander shaped my life tbh
i put a joke in the hozier ama and he answered it earnestly i wanna fucking scream. this is it baby
like. SCREAM
psa
moon moon lives forever in my heart
thank you
He’s innocent!
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo
I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.
i can hear these in both British accents and southern accents.
Petition to stop saying “spill the tea” and start saying “bitch the pot” instead
multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.
did u lose again
broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*
Lesbian pokemon love story!
So today i brought this book because why tf not:
And then i noticed:
Jigglypuff wrote a love letter!!! And pidgey got to deliver it!
ONO PIDGEY DROPPED IT
YESSS SHE FOUND IT!!!!
WHAT LICKYTUNG YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT
TF LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE
!!!!!!
♡ SHE GOT THE LETTER ♡
!!!
This is so pure I love this grandma <3
I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.
Paper Towns by John Green
The biggest turn on is seeing how much you turn them on.
This is the payday meowth, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
adhd culture is doing something just slightly to the left of what you intended to do
me: i’m going to make coffee & play a cellphone game :)
adhd: