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jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
If she's your girl why is she healing me?
gonna start putting subtle ads into my jokes to up revenue. iItll be subtle but i thought id give you guys some heads up
knock knock
whos there?
the all new 2026 chevy silverado the all new 2026 chevy silverado who?
the all new 2026 chevy silverado is a good car buy it now
gonna start putting subtle ads into my jokes to up revenue. iItll be subtle but i thought id give you guys some heads up
ever since i switched from saying Om to Hank Hills Bwaaahahhaha during yoga exahles ive reached a new state. A place where i feel the pain but i do not fear it. I travel towards its and release it in the hank manner. I am now Pro pain
*Holding my hand out to the horizon*
suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica
*exiting my tent in the morning to see a large enemy legion just across the shallow riverbed * Sativas on soldiers.... we'll need the strength today. May the gods give us the right amount of anxiety to overcome this
*the clear river we drank out of just last night has become a cloudy red, soaked by the blood of my soldiers. i look around to see only a few of us remain. Out manned, Out armed, Out flanked. The desperation fills the air* This is it my friends. Its been an honor fighting alongside you all.... equip the hybrid carts. We may be destined for hell but we shall drag them down with us!
*Holding my hand out to the horizon*
suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica
*exiting my tent in the morning to see a large enemy legion just across the shallow riverbed * Sativas on soldiers.... we'll need the strength today. May the gods give us the right amount of anxiety to overcome this
love to synergies with my team
sending my friends psychic images of unfathomable horrors to let them know i can fathom it and its not even that scary. like creepy yea but not scary scary
neighbor called while i was gaming. Thought it was gonna be a noise complaint but dude started saying my callouts weren't descriptive enough and the reason I'm constantly getting caught out without my team is my lack of proper communication around team roles and objectives
*Holding my hand out to the horizon*
suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica
Couple months ago I got cleft in twain and as I was split from my bottom half a demon's curse or some shit I guess regenerated me but it regenerated both parts of me so now there was two me, which was actually really sick in battle. Like me and the Clone me did some really cool tag team moves on the bad guy and stuff and like we save the day and what not but ever since we got back home and I realized he was now going to be my roommate that's when shit went bad because he said he shouldn't have to pay the rent because he was the legs that is now a people and I should have to continue on paying the rent because I was the head and upper body that just got his legs chopped off so technically he's a whole new guy and im a guy whos always existed but i just got legs. So I get that but like he ate all my fucking cereal man
the sixth borough of new york city is the rest of the world
he will be in the vanguard
though i do feel the Asian community tried to monopolize it as their own i think it’s valuable to remind everybody its not just Something We Asians Got. No. Swag is Something We ALL got
amen
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN! PLEASE!
I BEG OF YOU! FREE US FROM THIS TORMENT
END THIS PAIN! CUT TO A CLIP PLEASE! PLEASE CUT TO A CLIP
nah i nailed samsara on the first go around but when i escaped it it was really lonely so i decided to return to suffering so i could hang out