What if Narita got wasted with Ennoshita?
NariKino:
Kinoshita: Narita, Believe me, I'm not just using you for soup.
Narita, who's just had 15 cocktails: *sobbing* y-you sure?
Kinoshita, sighing: Yes, Narita. If I really want soup, I know how to make it.
Narita: Wh-what?? YOUR LEAVING NE FOR SOUP?
Kinoshita: No. Let's go to bed.
Narita: Ooh, bed. Is that the place where the flamingos live?
Ennotana:
Tanaka: Ennoshita? Why aren't you coming to bed? It's four in the morning.
Ennoshita: I have a boyfriend, and he's at work right now.
Tanaka: Did you go out with Narita again?
Ennoshita, looking down: N-no? Who even are you?
Tanaka: I'm your boyfriend, remember?
Ennoshita: No, Tanaka's not here, he's always at work.
Tanaka: Really?
Ennoshita: Yeah. He's a great guy but.. he hasn't been home a lot with me.
Tanaka, holding back tears: Enno, it's time for umm.. it's time for bed. Come upstairs, alright?
Ennoshita: Tana..Tananana? Your home!
Tanaka: Yeah, let's go to bed.
Tanaka, to himself: I'm the worst boyfriend on the planet.