jess

“you made a man out of me”

[hardlyhaas]

smoshblr be wildin today, damn

[shaymiens]

smosh being smosh @ vidcon 2k19

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Haha of course

[spacebread7]

All my love and support currently being doused on friend*

[lesbx]

david tennant: please can I use my regular accent. please can I just be scottish in this one

show director: *sprays him with a hose*

[shaymiens]

hey!

bored and wanna do some good? why don’t you go add some closed captions to a smosh video of your choosing! ngl, it’s not always an easy task as it often takes a long time and you gotta make sure you’re doing it right. BUT in doing so, you’re helping out someone who could really use subtitles 👀‼

just click the three dots under the video on desktop, click “add translations”, and clean up the auto-generated text that youtube made! cleaning up means correcting text, adding in text, fixing the timing of captions so they’re not too long or short, and/or making sure there are no fan-inserted jokes or embellishments to the captions. if you’re lucky, someone might have already started working on the captions OR they might’ve even finished them and you get to approve them for publication.

personally i find captioning videos really fun and calming, but i also feel good knowing that i’m helping out someone who needs those captions. so this is my invitation for you to go help out while having fun! our community can only become more amazingly inclusive by making videos accessible and enjoyable for all :>

[hardlyhaas]

the energy i’ve been getting from shayne and tommy in the recent sg/sp videos they’ve been in together is just,,,

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[agathadolly]

@ shayne and damien in today’s sg video

[sunflowershayne]

does anyone else remember the time shayne turned into a squeaky door? because i do

[foulserpent]

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh  we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

[hardlyhaas]

yo

yo yo yo

[damienlost]

if you didn’t know already, @shayneflop and i have been dating for almost six months, and we finally got to meet in person last night

[scaryhagmother]

“Because I’m just trying to make sure my stuff doesn’t get blown up”

“Yeah and I’m just trying to blow up your stuff”

✨GOD I MISS THEM ✨

[justiceforjunpei]

“He is Lasercorn and he identifies as a broom.”

-Mari, The Return of Smosh Games | Smoshcast

[shaymiens]

shaymien gothic

you click on the newest episode of the damien and shayne show. it’s three hours of nidhogg 2. approximately 178 minutes of the video is them grunting at the screen. the other 2 minutes are them yelling expletives, except you never hear them use a real curse word. they know walt disney has been watching them since the so random days.

you click on another video. this time it’s the try not to laugh challenge. shayne is seated before damien, whose jokes consist only of extremely obscure pop culture references. shayne finds them hilarious yet no one else is laughing. they worry what will come when shayne’s face reaches maximum redness. you hear noah weeping in the background.

another video. damien and shayne are back on the red couch. they are so entranced with the video game before them that they don’t notice the decreasing amount of space between them. their thighs are overlapping. shayne somehow ends up sitting on damien’s lap. damien complains he can’t see the screen. shayne tells him that his controller must smell. you realize the couch has grown and stretched past the screen.

another. board af is your favorite show, but they’ve been stuck on damien’s turn for quite a while now. after shayne makes a joke, damien claps his hands together and tells his own joke. shayne laughs and claps in response, then follows suit with another joke. they’ve been telling jokes for the last 37 minutes. the rest of the crew begs damien to roll the dice, but the two ignore them. you hear a distant thud. the sound guy has just passed out in the corner. 

[daddyneedshisjuse]

[whatisasmosh]

“My favorite color is BRONZE”

[damienlost]

ssg might be happening…… catch me breaking out the inflatabulls shirt i won in that giveaway last summer as i begin screaming and never stop

[hardlyhaas]

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