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Uhhh new to tumblr but my crankiplier hyperfix after 5 long years came back and hit me like a TRUCK so now I need an outlet to express how I want Mark and Ethan to FUCK (bars)
Anyways my acc is obviously rpf and 18+ if you don't like it mind ya business
Fic thing lololol
"Mark?" Ethan gently knocked on the door to Mark's office, not wanting his voice to get picked up by the microphone in case he was recording.
Mark hurriedly opened the door, more than eager to greet him. "Ethan! What's up?"
"Oh um." Ethan's eyes traced Mark's figure, stopping at the waistband of his pants then moving back up to his eyes. "I brought you coffee..."
"Oh wow thank you Ethan! Talk about timing, I always go on my coffee run around this time." Mark took the cup from him, his hand lingering on Ethan's after the fact. "How did you know?"
"I'm just...very observant." Ethan's eyes darted to his hand, scared to say anything incase he'd let go.
Mark grinned as he noticed, interlocking their fingers. "Well I'm happy you are." He pulled him in for a hug, nestling his face into the younger one's hair. He bit his lip as that vibrant blue color filled his peripheral. He still remembers the day he told him to dye it, using some sorry excuse like "every popular youtuber has colorful hair". He still remembers the excitement grow in his chest when he saw Ethan actually do it. Just knowing he was so willing to just because he said he should, Mark still yearns to pull on it as he pushes himself deeper into him.
"M-mark?" Ethan's voice quivered underneath him.
"Oh sorry about that." Mark pulled away, ruffling his hair a bit. "Say, isn't it about time you got a touch up?" He suggested, his hand still rested in Ethan's hair.
"Sorry?"
"Your hair, the roots have grown out a bit and your ends are fading."
"Oh I'm not sure... I was honestly just thinking of dyeing it back to brown." Ethan hesitated.
"WHAT?!"
"Well you know- it's just no one's really dyeing their hair anymore, even you Mark. Also going to the salon is just a hassle, no?" He rambled, desperate to explain his view on it.
"How about I just dye it for you then, hm? Besides who cares if other youtubers aren't doing it anymore, the blue suites you." Mark brushed his fingers through Ethan's hair, slightly tugging with each pass.
"I mean if you insist... and I do really like the blue on me too." He paused for a moment. "Well I don't see why not, you can dye my hair Mark." Ethan agreed, nuzzling his head into Mark's palm.
Imagine Mark checking in on Ethan editing, leaning over him, his flexed forearms just in Ethan's peripheral. Mark knows he's distracting Ethan, he's doing it on purpose. Ethan stammers and stutters looking up at Mark nervous, flustered, and doe-eyed desperate to get out just one coherent sentence. He fails. Mark scoffs at the sight, forcing Ethan's head back to the monitor. He tells him to "focus" in that deep intimate growl that Ethan still has yet to get used to. There's a reward waiting for him if he finishes editing by the end of the day, Mark promises. Ethan nods obediently and let's out a meek "yes sir". Mark bites his lip into a grin and grips onto Ethans shoulder momentarily. "Thank you Ethan." He purrs sweetly, ruffling the younger one's hair then walking off.
This segment really does live rent free in my mind
The moaning omg this had to be some kind of exhibition play
Oh Mark LOVED dominating him
This was porn idc
When everybody cool with shipping Mark with real ppl again but they start shipping him with Ryan Gosling instead of his canonical twink situationship
so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay
Crankiplier being canon but not endgame walk with me
Wait omg Ethan confident he moved on until he attended the wedding and literally could not hold himself together
Crankiplier being canon but not endgame walk with me
Ethan was the (main) camera man for ADWM so Mark basically just went on a date with Eth [REAL NOT FAKE BTW(NOT CLICKBAIT)*50 MILLION FOUND DEAD*]
I want to submit these as the most boyfriends crankiplier photos
Waif I have even more hold on
I want to submit these as the most boyfriends crankiplier photos
I am so glad to see more posts in the Crankiplier tag in 2026, please keep it up, but also please keep it out of the main tags for Mark and Ethan
Oh okay ty !! This is my first time using tumblr so this is rlly helpful thx ^^
i didn't send this ask BUT! i am glad that someone mentioned that (and was nice about it!)
i just wanted to add:
if you haven't already, i totally recommend AND encourage blocking mark, ethan, and sean on the ol' tumblr dot com as they all have accounts here 😅
ethan doesn't post/ hasn't been here in a while as far as i can tell (he's still under the old cgps name) HOWEVER mark's been back around since IL launch and sean is active active here (hangs out in his tag/ reblogs things/ responds to posts etc)
just reblogging as a PSA but, god, i am soooo happy to have more people in the crankiplier tag! there was a couple weeks there where i felt like i was solo-ing it lmao
anyway, WELCOME TO TUMBLR!
LMAOOOO
