computer, make these players super gay and horny

𖡡 van | it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and I don't feel like explaining it to anyone else

[rpfofficial]

i like your platonic friendship do you mind if i view it through a lens that might support a homosexual reading of your relationship? you don't need to change anything and this doesn't belittle or undermine or ignore your real feelings for each other. i just think it would be cool if you fucked

[two-seventyone]

“Dude,”

is the first thing Mack says when Will steps out of the sliding glass doors and onto the sidewalk of the Terminal M arrivals pick-up lane.

He barely has time to appreciate seeing Will in person for the first time in over a month, the way his hair has gotten longer again, curling out from under his cap and behind his ears, maybe longer than Mack has ever seen it, or the way his arm looks so much broader now compared to how it did when he last saw him, suntanned and straining under the grip of the duffel on his shoulder, because when Mack’s eyes follow the line of Will’s other arm down to his hand, they land on a beige canvas carryall, and at the very top, peering out from behind a half-zipped mesh panel, a pair of beady eyes staring right back at him.

Mack blinks a couple of times in rapid succession and considers pinching himself in the forearm to make sure that he’s not hallucinating, that there actually is a tiny black and tan wiener dog with its front paws hooked over the edge of Will’s carry-on bag, but then Will spots him, face breaking into the widest, most shit-eating grin Mack has seen on him since Mack came home drunk and rattled after getting kicked out of that bar in Boston, and starts walking toward the car.

[two-seventyone]

blythe davis - dog eat dog

[orangeflavouredchips]

knee cellies (2025-12-01 vs UTA / 2025-12-16 vs CGY)

[superhaenyra]

Really into this but mustn't talk here... meet me in the wind

[keelpay]

It looks like Macklin Celewienie has already been adopted 👀

https://bvspca.org/stanleypup

i love her

[two-seventyone]

and when you see a guy with a suspiciously dachshund shaped carry-on boarding a vancouver-bound plane at boston logan airport next week just look the other way

[two-seventyone]

wait no can we talk about it can we talk about will wearing the terrier pajama bottoms when we all know what the mascot of bu is...

i think the mental image of them traversing the family christmas pajama section of j crew and piscean sentimental will smith doglover wrangling mack into getting the pants because “they have cali and rigs!” is sickening enough on its own but this is also a beautiful concept

[two-seventyone]

with all the dog lover talk going on i think that whenever you guys are ready we should rehash will and mack wearing matching j crew family section christmas pajama pants with little dogs on them to the sharks’ ugly sweaters party while everyone else just wore normal pants

[two-seventyone]

like. WHENEVER you guys are ready

[two-seventyone]

with all the dog lover talk going on i think that whenever you guys are ready we should rehash will and mack wearing matching j crew family section christmas pajama pants with little dogs on them to the sharks’ ugly sweaters party while everyone else just wore normal pants

[two-seventyone]

will yelling “good girl, mack!” on live national sports television

[nosurprisetome]

luca cagnoni protagonist of my indie found footage horror movie

[two-seventyone]

[wshockey]

I feel ill

[diarrhea-jane]

us learning in real time that wills walk out song was rihanna

[two-seventyone]

will: i won the drake maye celebrity softball classic homerun derby haha lol

mack, turned on to the point of tears: cna yuo hit me wit h yuor bat

[hockeyeast]

you understand

[robo271]

hot