Signs that you're in love with the prince of England:
[This has been sitting in the notes app on my phone for over a year bc I kept forgetting to format and post it]
Reminiscent of the Signs that you’re in love your roommate post that I made a few years ago
On Page 7: the first time you talk about him, you mention him jerking off (okay, I will admit this one is a bit of a stretch, but I’m just getting started)
On Page 10: you imagine “twirling around a ballroom while [he] drones sweet nothings” in your ear (and blush about it!)
On Page 11: you liken him to Prince Charming (another stretch)
On Page 14: you spend half the page describing him in quite complimentary terms (”infuriatingly symmetrical"? Really, Alex?)
On Page 14: you get upset thinking that his dancing with your sister has something to do with you
On Page 15: you clearly remember the first time you really saw him
On Page 16: you used to sneak into your sister’s room to touch his hair in a picture
On Page 16: you imagined taking said picture and keeping it in your room
On Page 16: you say he’s beautiful
On Page 18: you get defensive and upset when he insinuates that you may be obsessed with him
On Page 19: you delight in the glimpse of his personality
On Page 19: in all the wreckage, you manage to see a small cut on his cheek out of the corner of your eye
On Page 30: you already know everything about him from “hate reading” his Wikipedia page
On Page 36: you describe him poetically. Or really, the way you describe him in that entire page. His hands, his eyes…
On Page 43: you say he’s fresh and handsome and his hair looks soft
On Page 43: you say he is annoyingly attractive (and are so distracted you almost don’t hear a question you’re being asked (on television!!)
On Page 48: you enjoyed that slightly erotic fight you just had with him
On Page 50: you remember the first time you met him “down to the Union Jack on [his] anorak”
On Page 53: one of the first things you say after giving him your number is “no booty calls”
On Page 59: Luna doesn’t believe that you’re not into the prince
On Page 59: you stared at a photo of him for an hour
On Page 71: you have a stupid smile every time you look at your phone while texting him
On Page 73: you know he’s frowning at his phone
On Page 77: you text him every day
On Page 80: you imagine him killing you sensually (yeah, I’m reaching again but this page is great)
On Page 82: you get a big smile at something he says
On Page 83: You’re still smiling
On Page 91-92: You tell him about all your family drama/baggage
On Page 95: your sister compares your relationship with him to fake dating turned falling in love trope
On Page 96: you feel warm and nervous when your sister says you like him
On Page 98: you think he has a beautiful face
On Page 99: you really like him
On Page 101: you find him endearing
On Page 102: you feel a strange spark in your gut at the way he’s watching you
On Page 103: you feel giddy when he gets jealous of you dancing with someone else
On Page 106: You’re thinking about absorbing some of the “much” for him to help him
On Page 108: you don’t mind kissing him
On Page 108: kissing him is nothing like kissing anyone you’ve ever kissed before
On Page 109: you can’t stop thinking about the kiss
On Page 113: you think about him and something twists in your chest
On Page 113: You’re so caught caught up in thinking about his body that you trip and skin your knee
On Page 114: you’ve wanted to kiss him this entire time
On Page 115: You’re always thinking about him, no matter how hard you try to distract yourself
On Page 120: You’re Draco Malfoy level obsessed with him and have been for years
On Page 120: you long-distance flirt with him every day
On Page 120: basically everything that Nora is saying on this page about you…
On Page 124: you get pissed when you see him kissing someone else, before you calm down enough to think it through logically
On Page 129: You’re into his British accent
On Page 132: you feel lit up with a feeling that has probably always been there
On Page 135: you have to remind yourself that you don’t have feelings for him
On Page 145: you have to remind yourself not to care too much
On Page 158: You’re kind of obsessed with him
On Page 159-160: after seeing a picture of him, your heart does a weird thing (that definitely isn’t a whole thing)
On Page 160: You’re just as attracted to his dark moods as the rest of them
On Page 172: you open up to him about things you don’t say to anyone else
On Page 183: your migraine “demands soothing images of Henry looking cozy and picturesque”
On Page 198: you’ve never met a challenge you didn’t live, and he is a challenge
On Page 199: you know all his ticks
On Page 200: you wish you could wake up with him and watch him get ready for the day every morning
On Page 219-220: he plays "Your Song” and you have to tell yourself that you aren’t there to fall in love with him
On Page 227: he’s the one you want to call when you’re going through a rough time
On Page 234: it wouldn’t make a difference if you were told not to see him again
On Page 243: even after everything that has happened, you still feel like you want to know more of him
On Page 257: You’re “so in love [you] could die”
At this point he’s finally admitted it, and I could have stopped but decided to keep going:
On Page 257: you’ve been falling in love with him for years
On Page 263: you try to tell him you love him
On Page 266-267: for a full week, you go crazy after he ghosts you
On Page 267-270: you fly to a whole other country to confront him and won’t leave until he lets you in
On Page 271: you tell him you love him. Twice.
On Page 277: you feel something about him knowing how you like your coffee
On Page 283: you’ve been thinking about how a relationship with him would work since that first time he kissed you
On Page 291: you refer to him as one of your homes
On Page 302-303: you make a list of things you love about him
On Page 312: you’re willing to risk ruining your life for him
On Page 312: you’re never gonna love anyone else like you love him
On Page 328: you feel forever about him. and you’ve known it all along
On Page 344: you love him on purpose
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