Sometimes there's art

Marg | 18 | artist | always sad I have no idea why we are here, but I'm pretty sure it's not to have fun.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

My daughter thinks the starfish with the big butt is the funniest thing in the world

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Peak comedy

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I was trying to get her asleep and asked her if she wanted her special dolly. She says no. I ask her if she wants her favorite stuffed animal. She says no. I ask her what she needs

She leans over and whispers in my ear ‘I need see starfish big butt’

[tricktster]

I couldn’t sleep last night because every time I was about to drift off, I thought about this post again and started giggling.

Your daughter is a genius.

[enigmaticpink]

It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18

[24ozsteak]

brain: lets be creative me: nice brain: put it down on paper me: ok nice cool brain: if its less than perfect ill attack you

[gif87a-com]

[mysharona1987]

[newyorker]

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

[blankthevidya]

How to make easy pixelart with aseprite

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Holy shit

[toasti3s]

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[lethargybomb]

frenemies

[arcaniumagi2]

they could have been besties

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[weaselsblaugh]

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

[dayst-ooc]

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

[toffeecape]

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

[assassinationtipsforladies]

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

[sanguchito]

im watching atrocious cement crafts its hypnotizing 

[sanguchito]

How To Make Your Wife Happy

[cinephobia]

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

no periods no commas just a sentence living in the moment

[you-are-sacred]

me, learning about metal genres: i never learned the breeds of music and at this point im too afraid to ask

[bunnygirlheart]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

how to fall asleep quickly in a way that doesnt involve drugs or blunt trauma

[bastard-unlimited]

laying next to someone who you love

[deltasniper1000]

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[thebloodsuckerproxy]

that’s because in Russia you don’t need eyes to see

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]