A Blogging Theory

A theory under which a blog was hence forth created. Using alien sperm, a black hole and some dudes fry sauce.

[rscstudios]

LAUNDRY DAY

Aka wear sweatpants and look like a hobo day.  Yooosh.

[bunnzies]

[breathtakingdestinations]

St. Andrews - Scotland (von JmsSplln)

[rscstudios]

People follow me because I'm original and post quotes not said by me that have already been uploaded to this site a million times.

Moi

[rscstudios]

introspectivenights replied to your post “I'm going to be a meme blog.”

I would send you an ask but you haven't activated them. You''re aready one of my favourite blogs and I've been following you for like two seconds! Keep it up, you're funny :)

Rule #1 of following me... Don't feed my ego.

I'm not funny... I'm hilarious.

I JOKE I JOKE

You're too kind (and my new best friend) ^_^

(but seriously though, you're allowed to feed my ego all you want.  Results vary)

[rscstudios]

FRENCH TOAST BAKE

THAT IS WHAT I'M MAKING.

Who's jealous?!

I haven't even started cooking yet and I'm drooling.

[rscstudios]

I'm attempting to cook something new for dinner tonight.

Yus yus yus yus.

I hope I don't burn the apartment down.  (In which case, since burning the apartment down is an absolute possibility for me, I should probably not have candles lit... ever

even though they smell delish).

[rscstudios]

OHGOSH A BABY IS CRYING

[rscstudios]

I'm going to be a meme blog.

Not completely but I'm going to make meme's because I have nothing better to do with my Photoshop program (you know, besides use it at work to make money... but pfft where's the fun in that).

Now to find a funny picture to start with.

That's not of me.

Or maybe it should be of me.

So I can show off,

how absolutely

gorgeous

I am.

/selfcentered

[rscstudios]

Once I've capped this stupid "not showing up in tags" thing,

I'll start posting actually good stuff to read.  I just want to have full use of my blog and am too lazy to work toward it.

TAGS TAGS TAGS.

[rscstudios]

In addition,

Will posting nudes get me followers?

Because I have this theory that I was unloved and unpopular in high school and I think I'm trying to relieve my teenage days by looking for fake friends like the ones I didn't have in school.

Actually it's not a theory, I was unloved and unpopular.  (Which doesn't make sense because I'm fucking short and adorable).

Whatever.

I should post a half nude because... what's the term... yolo?

Yoyo.

[rscstudios]

OhMy I Got A Follower

Hi I love you let's buddies and tell camp stories.

Also I really want to build a fort.  Some support me in this idea.

When I was little I used to make forts all the time and I'd always get yelled at because I'd steal all the blankets and stay up real late and it was great.

Soon thereafter I believed I was an architect

My architect theory failed.

And here I am running a shitty blog.

Again.

......

But hey,

At least I'm cute.

[rscstudios]

I wish I was original enough to post books quotes on my blog.

I bet you get all your followers that way.  You're so good at this blogging thing.

Four for you, or whatever.

[rscstudios]

SHIRTS. SHIRTS. SHIRTS.

I sell shirts!

On spreadshirt.com  Search "Aedai" and my designs will come up.

[rscstudios]

A Blogging Theory

I spent a great deal of time deciding how to run my new blog.  You see, I've had a blog before, in fact I've numerous amounts of blogs and they all came to a screeching halt as my interest subsided.

I came to a quick conclusion as to my inability to stay focused.  While my other blogs always had an underlying theme to them, this one will not.  This one will remain interesting because it will contain everything.

From my unusually short appearance to my addiction of buying cute underwear to my ability to use big words and not know what they mean but use them anyway because nobody else knows what those fucking words mean either.

This has been a blogging theory (in which case... I guess you could say there is a theme to this blog... THEORY).

Also theory is a funny word when you say it enough times.

Science.