Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad
He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid
That's his fiancee.
#car butch legally blonde
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Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad
He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid
That's his fiancee.
#car butch legally blonde
Oh we're not leaving THAT in the tags
A fatal typo can land you in another kink entirely.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
HERE WE ARE Y'ALL.
Gotta reblog this everytime I see it
please god it would be so funny
UNETHICAL????????????
so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
It's May, and that means mermaids! For this month, I plan on redrawing the covers of my childhood favorite series, the Waterfire Saga. For the first week, I present to Tumblr my redrawn Deep Blue cover!
I think I'm gonna start calling it "CBRN ordnance" instead of tear gas, pepper rounds, et al. Just to hammer home the point, y'know. "The cops used teargas against the protestors" You mean the regime deployed proscribed CBRN ordnance in order to pacify the dissident citizens
i think it's important that this stays with the post
i do think its really convenient how they name this shit so nonthreateningly. "tear gas" awwww it makes you cry a little haha. wrong. you can go blind.
"Gas that makes you go blind and gives you chemical pneumonia and respiratory cancer" just isn't as marketable, I suppose
same with "rubber bullets" - they're not flinging condoms at you, they're firing high speed hard rubber at you and fracturing skulls and killing
same with "beanbags" and so on and so on
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
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went outside in the sun. drank a litre of plain unflavored water. jogged a little. saw a horse. you all WISH you were me.
10,000 pixels of horse. ↑ a treat from me to you. its on the hourse.
10,000 pixels
of horse. ↑ a treat from me to
you. its on the hourse.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.
All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.
tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
to be fair we’re breaking the space-time continuum to do it, so we’ve got that going for us I guess
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
insane shit happening over on uquiz right now
Cool how they can just terminate your account without any notice or explanation and then completely refuse to look at your appeals, these are all automated replies, and don't even include the ones from my other email adress.
Do reblog this btw, idk if people realize that staff is simply just not gonna read your appeals unless you have a large following calling attention to your termination
When i got terminated in 2022, nobody checked my appeals until i posted in r/tumblrsupport. Then i had a staff member message me on there, before i got swiftly unbanned
(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree
Let's play: Is it AI or Real?
Red flags: Unbelievable nature you've never seen before!, no external source cited, low image quality could be hiding AI artifacts, lacks scientific name for plant, OP is an aesthetic blog (no offense, I see you credit most of the artists you post, OP <3).
Green flags: Common name of the tree provided (although the leaves don't look like any olive tree I've ever seen).
Reverse image searches and citation trails all seem to lead back to now-deleted Reddit posts. Google Images says it's this one in r/NatureIsFuckingLit, and TinEye says it's this one in r/interestingasfuck. Both were posted back in 2020. This is important because the rise of AI images was in 2022.
People in the comments of places this image is posted throw around botanical terms like "dichotomous branching" [branches split into two at the nodes] and "divaricated" [branches grow far apart from each other], which are cool, but don't tell me what the tree is.
Searching up "Black Olive" on iNaturalist finally got me some answers, and it turns out that YES. This is a real tree! This tree is a Dwarf Black Olive (Terminalia molinetii, Formerly Bucida spinosa). The above photos are some particularly nicely framed shots of a tree with particularly small leaves, which really highlights the branching structure. I really wish we knew the photographer's name. Here are some more photos of the same species:
Terminalia molinetii by jriveracruz50 on iNaturalist, posted under a CC BY-NC 4.0 license.
This tree is native to Southern Mexico, Belize, the southern tip of Florida, and Cuba. Dwarf Black Olives are completely unrelated to Olive trees in the Olea genus that I'm more familiar with (the former is in Order Myrtales [Myrtles, Evening Primroses, and Allies], and the latter is in Order Lamiales [Mints, Plantains, Olives, and Allies]).
Stay critical, and –more importantly– curious, y'all! The world is a beautiful place, we don't need fictional plants passed off as real ones for that to be true.