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this pig does not forgive. this pig does not forget.

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"sequels."

[rpmemesyo]

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[cartoonroleplaymemes]

LYRICS FROM DISNEY VILLAINS SONGS - RANDOM SONGS

And I'll be on top of the heap!

It's not that I'm bitter.

But think how they'll squirm when they see how I glitter!

The king will reward me.

But I've got this crick in me spine.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty.

And I fortunately know a little magic.

I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day.

It's sad but true.

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you've got the pay the toll!

The boss is on a roll!

Tricky and wicked, of course.

My earlier crimes were fine for their times.

All will bow before me!

And now, as you were singing...?

Don't you disrespect me, little man!

And I got friends on the other side.

That's an echo, gentlemen.

A little parlor trick, don't worry.

I'll look deep into your heart and soul.

Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

I hope you're satisfied.

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

As you see, I've got biceps to spare.

And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

So it's time to take some action, boys!

But we're not coming home 'til he's dead.

You know I am a righteous man.

I feel her, I see her.

Choose me or your pyre.

My words are a matter of pride.

But you'll be rewarded.

Great idea, who needs a king?

Read my lips and come to grips.

Yes, meet a blast from your past.

This is why you never should have left.

Dear, this whole romance that you've invented.

Why would he like you? Come on now, really!

Look at you, you think that he's impressed?

Don't be a dummy

Such a clever grown-up Miss.

Trust me, my dear.

If he's lying, don't come crying.

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does...does he count? do they use the wolf-horn for the likes of him?

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// I'm a little worried that my @ / mentions aren't working - on some blogs the notification wasn't popping up when folks mentioned me and wondered if it's maybe just a tumblr problem.

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"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?"

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@restlessrevery for Julius!

The other forgotten toons tended to avoid the Wonderland era. The thinner pools where still pretty widespread there, and the twisted trees, broken teapots the size of houses and nonsensical signs made for a surreal wander. It was also one of the places Junior didn't know every cranny of. But the blotlings where gone. He could take his time to check out every nook and cranny.

Which led him to the tunnel. Thinner burns still stained the yawning mouth of a massive Cheshire Cat face (a wooden board with peeling paint) led...somewhere.

Junior wasn't afraid of the dark, but halfway into the tunnel, the quiet became silence, and the silence...something else. His big, blue ears twitched this way and that. There was a sensation of...old static, clipping here and there.

Then he was somewhere...white. Like the Projector Worlds, but...his eyes couldn't seem to focus the horizon right. He squinted and cocked his head. In the distance where spare hills and trees, gradient in grey, but it all looked so...flat.

""Anybody kickin' about?"

Ohhh. That did not sound right here. Despite being outside (he thinks?) his voice stays right there, like he's in a tiny box. It feels wrong, somehow.

He taps the side of his noggin...and cowbell 'plonk' sound effects rise from his little fist. Words and all, floating up like smoke. Huh. Usually he has to...TRY to make a gag happen.

[artianwen]

I love epic Mickey the game (but I hate the bunny children but it's so funny to imagine them hanging out with oswald)

[mercyofempty]

bunny children

[misscloudiedays]

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Fanny fatale

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@ortcnsia continued: (x)

he's been a baby for nearly eighty years, ma.

Buuuut he's used to the show by now, and even after all this time, a hug from his mother is warm and fuzzy and welcome. Part of him still can't believe she's back. He'd promised when she was...gone that if she came back, he'd never try to escape the mushy mommy cuddles or kisses again.

He doesn't expect her to understand, though, so he tucks his head under her chin. There, she can't see his brow crinkle a little at the mention of their dear old pa. He's no snitch. He'd never bother his mother with all the ways their Father hadn't been around when she was gone.

"Crackers," he says, carrots are getting a bit old.

[dreamlightmagicgarden]

— Tea sounds great! You know, there is this new place that Clarabelle told me about that seems to be really good! We could check it out if you wanna!

Ortensia wasn't really too much into tea, but since Fanny had suggested and the cat wanted the other to know she wanted to be her friend, she didn't see why not. Plus, if Clarabelle had recommended, then it had to be good yes? And going with a friend just seemed like the perfect thing!

— And I know the feeling, sometimes I need to take a walk to de-stress too!

Over 400 children would do that to anyone after all.

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"I'd never undermine Clarabella's judgement," Fanny's shoulders relax a little. Maybe she can keep this all nice and casual after all.

"From what I've heard, you've had a lot on your plate, being back in the spotlight with your fella."

Is she fishing for information a little? Maybe. But that's what girls do when they chat, they get all the gossip. And she's genuinely curious. She side-stepped out of the cat's way and gave a small half-bow, encouraging her to show the way.

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@lckyrabbit said: "Ohhh, Oswald Jr! You've gotta play nice! Your other siblings don't appreciate it when you don't follow .. Whatever rules they want- .... What are you even playin' in the first place-" Maybe he should've asked that in the first place.

It's a typical sight; a gaggle of maybe twelve, thirteen blue bunnies glaring ruefully at the troublemaker, perched on the rusty disembodied head of a Mickey statue. On his head is a pair of mickey ears. It seems since their uncle returned to the regular world, the kids have been in need of a Mickey stand-in to chase and toss around.

Oswald Junior 124th drew the short straw. But there's only so many times you can get tossed around by your siblings before ya start biting.

"The one who draws the short straw has to be the Mickey Mouse, Papa!" Junior 30th pipes up, and the rest nod in tandem.

Oswald Junior the 124th? Keeps scowling.

"If I have to play Mickey one more time, dad, I'm kickin' everybody here into the thinner."