My Tumblr, I guess?

I’m bored, you should ask for my professional opinion on things Any pronouns, I’ve transcended the concept of gender

[crafteeauthor]

Love the idea of aroacespec Grace and too-busy-being-dictator-to-entertain-the-thought Stratt not noticing even a little bit that they act too familiar. The Vatt sees Stratt steering Grace somewhere with a hand on the small of his back and go "👀😏" meanwhile the two of them are just like "ah yes very efficient for navigating crowds quickly :)". Early-apocalyptic qpr of all time

[to-proudly-go]

Fastest way to get to your soulmate

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[rubberducky8609]

For how much time I just spent trying to use a mirror and tweezers to pluck out a hair I should be a god with a microscope

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[the-in-between-honey]

Let this be a lesson to all RPF writers - lock your fucking fics. I don’t care if you’ll get fewer hits or less attention or whatever other shallow reason you’re doing it for.

Every guest viewer you get is much more likely to be a liability to the fandom as a whole. If they can’t wait the couple of weeks it takes to get an AO3 account, do you really think they’re going to take the time to learn how to behave in a more sensitive type of fandom?? You put all of us at risk when you leave your fics open to everyone.

This isn’t to knock guest readers as a whole, because we all start as guest readers. But RPF absolutely must be treated with a different kind of deference than other fandoms.

Locking isn’t fool proof, but it goes a hell of a lot further than doing fuck all.

[cak3-art]

I’m sorry for using you as drama source, I don’t really interact with the fandom outside of my friend-bubble so I miss a lot of stuff that happens

May I ask what happened :(

I got a few none locked fics because of a friend of mine not having an ao3 acc, but now I’m scared I’m being at risk of something <_<

[rubberducky8609]

Post by @lestappenmybeloved

💬 1  🔁 16  ❤️ 107 · Fuck everyone who got zero cycle taken down. · If you haven’t heard, zero cycle has been removed from the internet as we

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[rubberducky8609]

“Oh yeah the deer are mean around here so be warned and be aware” - me to my friend driving us to the meteor shower in between scream singing hamilton verses

[rubberducky8609]

Nothing quite as reassuring and utterly terrifying as typing your university application deadlines into your google calendar

[cak3-art]

Big things coming.

DUCKY COMMENTTTT

[rubberducky8609]

If you could become any species of duck, which would you be?

Good question! Hard question!

I'm partial to the mallard duck because I've crocheted them before and they're near where I live (I see the ALL the time) but I did see SO many ducks at the Smithsonian so decisions, decisions

I like the crazy eyes of the canvasback but I don't know if i'd want to be one just because of that

A surf scoter is absolutely adorable so they're in contention as is a harlequin duck

Buffleheads are just rainbow and silly looking and I like that because gay (I'm a simple being)

But redheads are also stunning because of that coloration!

This is a hard choice!

If I had to choose only one, then the surf scoter because of how absolutely beautiful they are and they are a diving duck and i think that swimming is fun

If i had to choose any bird however it would be a Eurasian magpie because they are corvids so they're smart and they are so so pretty. They're also not huge like a raven or crow so they could be less detectable and get in more places and they sound funky which I like

[rubberducky8609]

See I could go to bed

OR I could heat myself up a slice of pizza as a snack/second dinner

[rubberducky8609]

I want to state i have now posted over 2000 posts and want to congratulate everyone for sticking through it and dealing with me for so long, good job everyone

[rubberducky8609]

favorite word?

Hmmmmm

I don't really tend to do favorite words, more favorite phrases, but I most certainly love, use, and abuse the word "chicanery!"

It is such an amazing work to throw at little kids when when they are causing a ruckus because it never fails to make them giggle and it's teaching them new, big words and also it's so fun to say! (It's also fun because now I'm into F1 so I get to think about the etymology of the word and wonder which came first)

Some favorite phrases are:

In fact

Most certainly

I wonder why? (both sarcastic and not)

As one does

How does one [xyz]