Oh Shit

People who think we're meant to fit into boxes are squares

[valtsv]

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

[valtsv]

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

[balthazarslostlibrary]

Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness

[balthazarslostlibrary]

World’s most sick man

[perfectquote]

“When a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control how others see you. This misinformation will feel unfair - but stay above it, trusting that other people will eventually see the truth, just like you did.”

— Unknown

[librarycard]

all music should be as intense as possible and then we should all die

[ewil]

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

[papasmoke]

Top 5 Soviet Leaders Ranked By Their Eyebrows

1. Brezhnev

2. There is no Number Two. There is no competing with Brezhnev.

[omghotmemes]

I accidently knocked over our wedding (cheese) cake

[omghotmemes]

making these types of memes are fun

[forestgreenlesbian]

obsessed with how often women describe falling in love with other women as a quieting, a moment of stillness and calm where before there was noise.

[forestgreenlesbian]

Kathee Muzin on the first time she fell in love with a woman, from The Montreal Gazette, 1991

Poetry published in Come Out, 1972

First Love Poem in Recent Memory, Julien Baker

[omghotmemes]

You know it’s a good tutorial when the voice-over sounds tired

[omghotmemes]

School scam hai bc

[exitwound]

(first date going well voice) omg i LOVE cannibalism 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[inkpug]

O ly 365 days until next Halloween...🎃

[liveanddowithme-deactivated2022]

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

[perfectquote]

“Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.”

— Gloria Steinem