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kitties love to squirm and rotate
they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into
trans woman does something kinda shitty > internet goes nuclear starts involving kiwifarms nazis for no reason > people harmed by kinda shitty behavior can’t bring it up due to not wanting to associate with kiwifarms nazis > trans woman driven off the internet > nobody wins except kiwifarms nazis > repeat forever
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
ななじ
Trans women know more about being women than trans men do.
The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour
If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame
happy pride month, remember not to fall for the "not everything needs to be gay" propaganda. if you believe it's gay, it's gay
the problem with hypnosis porn games made by straight people is that no matter how interesting they make the premise, a few hours in you realize that they genuinely think the hottest thing you could possibly do with hypnosis powers is have penetrative heterosexual sex with somebody who would otherwise not be interested
this is because to a cishet person, porn is inherently about penetrative heterosexual sex, and all other aspects of the experience are just background details.
ropeplay isn't about artistry and the pleasure of restraint, it's about tying a woman up so that a man can put a penis in her. Primal isn't about animalistic pleasure and the eroticism of predator-prey relationships, it's about a man growling a little while pinning a woman down to put a penis in her. Knifeplay isn't about violent power dynamics and sadomasochism, it's about a man threatening a woman with a knife so he can put a penis in her.
It's honestly pretty fucking bleak.
Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing
tekken is real life
literally
Inadvisable tabletop RPG jam premise #137: Game jam where each entry consists solely of paratextual discussion of the mechanics of a hypothetical or invented RPG; examples include an errata document, a developer Q&A, or a forum thread debating the correct interpretation of a particular rule.
@shoutyourporpoise replied:
I could SWEAR you’ve made this post before, or perhaps this is such a characteristically “you” concept that I already imagined a world in which you had
I don't think so, no. I did once (unintentionally) curate a game jam about writing supplements for invented or hypothetical games, the product of which you can find here, but this is a different thing.
(If anyone really wants this one to be a thing, though, feel free to toss your entry into the reblogs. I'm not going to do a proper game jam on itch.io or whatever because its UI really wants you to have cover art and a promotional blurb and such, and this doesn't feel like it warrants it!)
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[21:09] * Topic is 'Loadouts: reactor choice | hydraulics vs. pneumatics | Balance: sprocket expert cost | you have to CRANK it | RDHA general discussion'
[21:09] * Set by cennostar on Thu April 17th 1998
[21:09] <Varilyth> yea
[21:10] <Varilyth> wrenchy knows more about it then me but
[21:10] <taNDy> hey guys
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[21:10] <Sulfur> Welcome!
[21:10] <cennostar> hey tandy
[21:10] <Zalubrio> welcome!
[21:10] <sweetums|AFK> Welcome!
[21:10] <Varilyth> you can make some DISGUSTING fixes when you can ignore chirality like that
[21:11] <Varilyth> like it should be an 8 pt ability at least
[21:11] <Varilyth> hi
[21:11] * Sulfur nods sagely.
[21:13] <Sulfur> Fair enough. I might talk to my group about house-ruling it for our next run. Nobody had any fun this session. Except the wrenchman, that is.
[21:13] <wrenchy|AFK> i had so much fun
[21:13] <Varilyth> right
[21:14] * sweetums|AFK is now known as sweetums
[21:14] <Sulfur> Not you, Wrenchy.
[21:14] <wrenchy|AFK> :'-(
[21:15] <taNDy> hey guys
[21:15] <taNDy> can I ask a rules question?
[21:16] * sweetums rolls eyes
[21:16] <sweetums> oh here we go
[21:16] * cennostar slaps sweetums upside the head with a large trout!
[21:16] <cennostar> be nice!!
[21:16] <cennostar> go ahead tandy
[21:17] <cennostar> ask away
[21:17] <taNDy> thx
[21:19] <taNDy> so im a noob and have only played one session but ive been reading the rules for playing as the chief and
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[21:20] <Sulfur> Sure.
[21:20] <taNDy> and i wanted to ask what happens when the reactor goes critical *during a jump*?
[21:20] <sweetums> lol
[21:21] <taNDy> like it says I can work any system at -1 and do any repair at -5
[21:21] <taNDy> attempt* any repair
[21:22] <Sulfur> Depends on how much of a sadist the captain is.
[21:22] <taNDy> but it also says i can only repair the system im working on right now
[21:22] <sweetums> my first run ended like that
[21:23] <taNDy> so if im working the jump drive and the reactor starts playing up i have to choose between either doing the jump and stabilizing it after, or aborting and stabilizing now, right?
[21:23] <sweetums> reactor go boom-boom, need jump and go buy new core
[21:23] <sweetums> we try jump, captain rolls, captain laughs
[21:23] <sweetums> ship got folded
[21:24] <taNDy> folded??
[21:24] <Sulfur> Folded.
[21:24] <Varilyth> lmao get folded
[21:24] <Varilyth> pwned
[21:25] <Zalubrio> lol
[21:25] <Zalubrio> tandy read tha jumps chapter in tha captain's book and ull get it
[21:26] <Varilyth> or don't
[21:26] <Varilyth> and experience the game the way it was meant to be played :-)
[21:26] <taNDy> oh
[21:26] <sweetums> yea
[21:27] <Sulfur> Seconded.
[21:27] <Sulfur> Or thirded, rather.
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[21:28] <Extronaut> fffffffffffucking dial-up
[21:28] <Extronaut> Hey guys
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[21:28] <Sulfur> Hey Naut. Hey Mrs. Naut.
[21:28] <Varilyth> lmao
[21:29] <Sulfur> :(
[21:30] * Sulfur stares melancholily out of the closest viewport.
[21:30] <sweetums> melancholily isnt a word
[21:31] <Sulfur> Buy a dictionary, sweetums.
[21:31] <Zalubrio> lol
[21:31] <Zalubrio> but yea tandy
[21:32] <Zalubrio> tha good news is that if ur reactor goes critical during a jump
[21:32] <Zalubrio> ur captain is *trying* 2 TPK u already
[21:33] <Zalubrio> so ure dead newai
[21:33] <sweetums> dead n folded
[21:34] <Zalubrio> unless it was obv precrit before tha jump
[21:34] <Zalubrio> like sweetums group
[21:35] <Zalubrio> so dont worry about it
[21:35] <taNDy> oh ok
[21:36] <Zalubrio> besides u shuld have a fields engi on tha reactor n nav on jumps newai
[21:36] <Zalubrio> most important roles 4 shure
[21:37] <Varilyth> yeah forget the reactor and the jump drive, you're forgetting about the chief's most important ability
[21:37] <cennostar> lol
[21:37] <Varilyth> +3 on the best action in the game
[21:38] <Sulfur> Uh oh.
[21:38] <taNDy> ???
[21:38] <Varilyth> hand. cranking. machinery.
[21:38] * Varilyth CRANKS it!
[21:38] * sweetums CRANKS it!
[21:39] * wrenchy|AFK CRANKS it1!
[21:39] * cennostar CRANKS it!
[21:39] * Zalubrio cRANKS IT!!
[21:39] <sweetums> llmmmaaaooooooo
[21:40] * Sulfur doesn't crank anything.
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girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them