Swing Life Away

Caution: Blog not built for minors. Advisory: She/Her. 30ish 🏳️‍⚧️ Lesbian Warning: Dragoness. I bite. Requirement: Love. You have to love.

[daylights-rain]

Pinned Post Take 1:

Minors Be gone.

Lightning Dragon, Queen of the Realm.

I like to write dragon-based content sometimes. There is no side-blog. Horny on main. Funny on main. Trans on main. Domme, Owner, and Taken. #thedragonspeaks - MY posts. Careful.

#insatiablebeast - Also my posts, but... more specific

#dragoncomment - Me being stupid on someone ELSE's posts. Or something like that

#dragonask - Responses to Inbox

#dragonadvice - Answers to questions that could help other people looking for knowledge. Please look at the Dragon Invitation post. Reach out to me. USE MY KNOWLEDGE, PLEASE

Always looking for new friends, do not fear to reach out. Our time here is limited, blogs can be executed suddenly and without reason. Ask me for my discord if you have the bravery for it. The request will honor me.

I will certainly edit this later. ok I love you goodbye.

[girlballs]

i'll do anything for women. my drive to help women is even strong enough to overpower my aversion to overwatch pornography

[daylights-rain]

I was very onboard at first

I mean I'm still onboard but now suspicious

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[cacavape]

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

[poolboydivision]

I don’t believe such a thing exists

[cacavape]

[poolboydivision]

I was mistaken

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[critinikaqwq]

Stupid and in love

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[b0tster]

settling into something casual 💋💋

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[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[daylights-rain]

Just one of the little perks of being transfem this pride is the nervous anxiety from daring to exist here and risking being eliminated by staff and unable to claw your way back to find your friends and community!

We just stay winning!

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[papasmoke]

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[faithfulhussy]

art by mike inel

[chipper-smol]

[cloud-ya]

glados laugh sfx