black-khiphop-fans - I @ād you because I know youāre going to get a laugh out of this -Ā
I donāt really even care about this n but what the hell Iāll go for it -Ā
Yaāll are under some strange assumption that heās the special unicorn guy thatās going to be jacking off more than once a day.Ā
According to some controlled data of 10,000 guys from a survey in 2007Ā (click on the referring link for reference but itās summarized there), the average dude masturbates once a day, MAYBE twice. Anything more than twice is a statistical anomaly. Look at this thread on reddit full of guys from different age ranges for example. Once to twice a day is the norm. There are 5 or 6 special unicorns that made it over 3. One of them did it for science with jacking off 11 times in one day. Another was 37. So lets debunk the myth that Ravi is a special unicorn. Heās just any other, 21 year old, average dude. I also strongly recommend that you guys learn a little about dudes from that because you canāt have this expectation that men will perform this way.Ā Itās harmful. Itās like a guy assuming that a woman is going to masturbate at a certain average of like 3 - 6 times a day or more or none at all. You guys need a better understanding of men. It can help you. So thereās some good gender pr for you. Moving on -Ā
I also want to take a moment to point out that men do not orgasm more than once or twice in the same hour. This time of recovery post orgasm is known as the Refractory Period. It is generally 30 minutes. For some guys itās between 5 and 30 but its commonly half an hour.Ā 18 year old guys, though Ravi is 21, have refractory periods of 15 minutes as confirmed by a specialist in mensā health. Based on this information we can conclude that Raviās refractory period, for the sake of this scenario, is going to roughly be between 15 minutes to half an hour. If Iām going to speculate, Iād say 20 something. We can find this information useful.Ā
In general, letās talk realistically here. Besides Iām only here for the math challenge because I found this interesting. I live for facts.Ā
His company most likely gave him that to use just in case the opportunity arose. Theyād have no way of actually knowing how often heād use it.Ā
We canāt use those numbers yaāll mentioned because thereās no basis that heād be jacking off that much. If he does, he does. But again, letās talk realistically. You want a number? Letās work to a number to enable whatever fantasies yaāll holding -Ā
First of all, letās say that heās only nutting once a day. Letās use that anecdote one of you used that it happens sometime in the middle of the night. Say itās usually between 12-3am. He gets back, comes to the studio, works on a few beats, and his mind starts wandering or he googles some late night anal.Ā
This is the break down -Ā
These are the bottle options we can work with for rough measurement b/c I could only find size variations lined up with kitchen utensils. It makes it more simplistic anyway -
According to their website, (the first two are out of stock/unavailable), the gold one is 12 oz, and the other two are 24 oz. Based on the lotion bottles that are screen capped and some size comparisons between 8 - 16oz via google imaging, I can conclude that heās most likely working with a 16 oz bottle, a 12 oz bottle, and an 8 to 10 oz bottle thatās being blocked up there by the keyboard.Ā
I guessed this amount myself and checked it with google, but a 16 oz bottle would give you 32 tablespoons. If you measure by volume, the most I can find online is how to measure oils, but if Iām going to roughly speculate, Iām going to say that itās twice as heavy. Might be wrong, but lets say itās twice as heavy to make this easier to understand.Ā
32 tablespoons x 2 is 64. Thereās no way of telling how much lotion guys use on average per session, but anecdotally, I would think that theyād use a tablespoon, maybe a little less. Letās say itās a tablespoon for our inquiring minds here. Itās good because itās an uncomplicated number.Ā
If heās getting off once per day x using one tbsp of lotion every day a week, you have him using between 26 and 30 tbsp a month, which would mean that heās going through a bottle a month.Ā
Which would make sense that he would anecdotally have more than 2 bottles or at least work with 2 on average. Heād barely start into his 2nd bottle.
If heās working with 4 tablespoons of lotion per session, and he was getting off once a day every week for a month, heād be working through 112 tbsp a month. Nearly. Meaning heād, again, still be working through those bottles. Same 2 bottles.Ā
And if he has less sessions than that, because heās again, an average guy and not a mystical, fanfiction ready unicorn, itās going to be way less than that.Ā
Meaning, of course, that itās going to be less than half a bottle. Thatās according to my calculations and the 4tbsp model presented above.Ā
(flitters off)Ā
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