No Dick Daddy

Al. 28. They/them. Justin McElroy needs to be protected.

[dailycatsblog]

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[herpsandbirds]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[latriviata]

ID: an undated exchange on Threads. booksbehindborders posts: “How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today? I can't fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?”

michiganfamilyadventures replies: “I am depressed. And don't call me Shirley.”

end ID

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[botanyshitposts]

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[midnightportals]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[cloevr]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[only-cat-memes]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[imfullabeans]

[stupid-twink-girl]

this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.