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I’m so mad bc instead of learning “sit” and “stay” I learned how to budget and pay bills wtf

What is up with that gang

OMGGGG I LOVE puppifying myself. Like YES call my hands paws and let me curl my fingers to make them look the part. Call my nose a snout and tell me to snarl. I love fangs in a vampire way but also in a puppy way and PLEASE tell me to show them off. Grrrr I love being a puppy. Now tell me to wag my tail and give me treats and belly rubs

#puppyposting #puppy boi #call me a good boy #im such a good boy #arf arf #puppy wants a treat #puppy want a fucking break from it all

Grrr... Arf! Arf!

#puppy barks #bark bark woof grrr #mutt barks #barking #bark bark bark #bark

How the fuck do people get partners? Everyone I ask out always rejects me and it's not bc I'm bad looking (plenty of people have told me otherwise) I guess I just have no rizz 😭 if anyone has tips I BEG YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PULL

#need help #relationship #relationship advice #need a partner #bisexual #boyfriend #girlfriend #queer

Do you ever wanna talk about sum freaky shit with friends but you're scared of tmi? Like PLEASE let me go into detail

#freak #tmi #friends

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