Your Best Day Is My Worst Day.

Chris. NY. 21.

[anditslove]

Alexandra Elle, Neon Soul

[hairstylesbeauty]

[theemotionmachine]

[sketchy-saram]

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

[superziggy]

In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.

[geromanly]

Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance

[birbfriends]

Classic

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[toastbutteregg]

this is cuter than me

[dailycinema]

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[thepassioncrisis]

Everyone warns you about red flags in a relationship but I want to hear about green flags

So here’s some. Add your own if you’d like!

* listens to you talk when you have issues and supports you through them

* stops doing things you tell them make you uncomfortable

* compromises when necessary

* never puts you down deliberately, especially not publically

* supports your ambitions

* uses a calm rational tone during arguments

* is able to apologise when they’re in the wrong

* aids your growth process

[beansprouts]

* provides you with time and support as you need it but still prioritizes themselves first

* wants to get to know your friends

* has their own friends too

* respects your financial situation & considers it when making plans

* thanks you for speaking your mind

* acknowledges & plans for potential negative outcomes

* treats you like a friend, in addition to a romantic partner

[just-shower-thoughts]

Geese act like they know they are descended from dinosaurs

[niqabisinparis]

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

[unclefather]

[katanma]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[gentlesharks]

[terminusest13]

Visit Original Link

[that-good-good-blog]

when this post came up on my dash my eyes skipped over the sound file and read the caption and thought “someone should make this sound* and then I looked up and felt like I had made a wish on a monkeys paw

[lovecatcher]

ig: _gamzadori_

[recommend]

totally boop-able noses you won’t be able to resist

[lilsugarbush]

[bondingthroughmutualhatred-blog]

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

[geminiagent]

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