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me as a pilot
me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad
oh god.... yes!
Everyone needs an emergency sustenance drawer at work.
Denny’s…our pancakes taste like they’ve been sitting in a drawer.
Because no retreat from the world can mask what is in your face.... #gregorymaguire
Songs of Sapphique.... #catherinefisher #incarceron
The Right
Let me make myself perfectly clear. Having a carry permit and a small gun is something that will be a reality very soon. My home is protected and my child is protected. With that being said, let me make myself abundantly clear. If I am anywhere, at any time, especially if Piper is with me, and one person, two people or several people attack me in any way shape or form I will shoot you directly in the head. And not one part of me will feel bad for it. I don't care what kind of life you've had. I don't care how unfortunate your childhood was/is, I don't care if you are 15 or 45. I don't care if you are white. I don't care if you are black. I don't care if you are Mexican. I don't care if you are Chinese, Japanese, Muslim, Spanish, Russian, Irish, catholic, christian, dyslexic, rich, poor, short, tall, fat, skinny..... and yes they are all part of the same category because they all don't mean shit to me and not one of those traits factors in to whether or not I will shoot you.
I don't know what's happening to this country where race and religion and social standing is more of a factor in the debate of whether it's okay to defend yourself and your family than the fact your life or your family's life was hanging in the balance. I'm going to be very broad and very blunt here. I have several friends and family members that are cops or in the military. They are all good men. All of them. Yes there are bad cops out there and there are military men and women that deep down aren't good people. But does that fact that they are military or cops factor in to whether or not they are good people. Absolutely fucking not! They were good men before they put on the uniform and they will be good men when they go home and aren't officers anymore but just husbands, fathers, boyfriends (wives and mothers for the brave women that do the same). I really need people to get over this bullshit that your position in society, your background, your city, your neighborhood, your church, your religion, or lack-there-of, or your skin color is any kind of determining factor in whether or not you are a good person. IT’S NOT!
This is a blanket statement and it goes for everyone. Assuming someone is bad or good for that matter, deciding they are in the right or wrong based on their social background, is the same fucking thing as saying “boys are so mean” being the girl that was just dumped. Or “girls are so manipulative” being the boy that was just cheated on….. The word you are looking for is PEOPLE. Humans are evil. Humans are manipulative. Humans are self-destructive, selfish, corrupt, vile, and some of the most vicious creatures on the face of the planet.
But alas you must have the bad to have the good. And for every horrible person I know I have known a great one as well.
Now, back to my original point. When you threaten the safety of my child or me I won’t see you as whatever skin color you may be. I won’t see you as a child. I won’t see you as an adult. I won’t see you as a man or woman. I won’t see you as a Christian or an atheist. I won’t see you as an American or a foreigner.....
I’ll see you as a target.
Just some clarification: This girl here. This one. The tiny blonde in the picture. The blue eyed badass. Is. My. Life. She is everything. She isn't just my daughter. She isn't just my best friend. She isn't just something important to me. She. Is. EVERYTHING. without her I'd be nothing. I wouldn't be the woman I am today. I wouldn't be mother i'm proud to be. I wouldn't even be the employee I am. I work hard. I have no free time. But I do have a life. And it's in the tiny little package I call Piper. So given those facts one can conclude that I would never EVER let any harm come to this child. Physically or emotionally. I take a lot of pride in who I am and my accomplishments. I am young and I have a lot to learn and a long way to go. But I know my strengths and weaknesses. And I know without a doubt that I am a damn fine momma. I was part of her long before anyone else and I'll still be a part of her long after anyone else. My greatest accomplishment is right there and I'll guard her until the end of forever. So if you think you are fit to tell me how to parent. Think you have any grounds whatsoever to make judgments. Think under any circumstances you cherish her more than I do. Let me save you the trouble of contemplating any of that and let you know now that you don't. I normally say I feel bad for anyone that ever makes my girl cry or hurt becuz she is important to the 13 men I work with and my 6 best friends.... But really I feel bad for whoever that may be becuz before anyone else even finds out about whatever it is you may have done, I would've already gotten to you.... End rant. #mommabear #idareyou #myworld
You are the avalanche. One world away. My make believing......While I'm wide awake
My Top 20 Movie Dads
We'll count it down from 20.
20. Larry Miller- 10 Things I Hate About You
19. King Triton- Little Mermaid
18. Eugene Levy- American Pie
17. Harrison Ford- Air Force One
16. Sean Connery- Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
15. Gregory Peck- To Kill A Mockingbird
14. Will Smith- The Pursuit of Happiness
13. Chevy Chase- National Lampoon Movies
12. Nick Nolte- Warrior
11. Christopher Walken- Wedding Crashers
10. Johnny Depp- Nick of Time
9. Robin Williams- Mrs. Doubtfire
8. Mufasa- Lion King
7. Bruce Willis- Armageddon
6. Steve Martin- Father of the Bride
5. John Wayne- McLintock
4. Liam Neeson- Taken
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger- Commando
2. Anthony Hopkins- Legends of the Fall
1. Darren McGavin- A Christmas Story
And honorable mentions:
Russell Means- Last of the Mohicans
Michael Cain- The Dark Knight
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Happy Birthday Audrey!!!! :) #AudreyHepburn #breakfastattiffanys #Romanholiday #Sabrina #myfairlady #funnyface
I don't have a skull..... Or bones..... #olaf #iloveyou #somepplareworthmeltingfor #Frozen
My fairytale....
For piper:
Fairytales of Kings and Queens. A book just full of hopes and dreams. Dragons, Witches, and Evil Spells. A valiant steed and wishing wells. Real life has none of the above. But still we hope and search for love. You can have the Queen and the castle too. There's only one thing I cherish from you. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a sparkling smile. Her love for me makes it all worthwhile. Most wait for a prince to save the day. But to get to paradise, there's more than one way. A prince is not the hero you see. It's the tiny little princess that's rescued me....
Sir you are no gentlemen... And you miss are no lady. But don't think that I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me. #RhettButler #ScarlettOHara #idodeclare #fiddledeedee #franklymydearidontgiveadamn
Happy 4th Birthday My Love!!!!
Dear Piper: In about six to seven years you will get to the point where all you think is that i'm here to ”ruin your life”. You'll think that I don't want you to have fun and that I just want to keep you in the house all the time. You'll think I don't understand you and that I just don't get it or that i'm out to get you. I'm here now and will always be here to tell you that i'm not. Four years ago at this very moment I met you for the first time. You had already been a part of me for nine months and then you were here and it was like my whole world was in one tiny package and was now part of the rest of the world. And I'll tell you now that I don't always want to share you. You are my little everything and it is my job to protect you and love you and right now you see me as your squishy and your best friend. But you should also know that while I protect and care for you, you save me everyday and in every way. You are me in every way, shape, and form. You have my smile, my hard head, and my attitude down to a science. It scares me a little but mostly it makes me proud. You are however becoming your own person and that's a girl I can be even more proud of. You are already so much more than I ever imagined you'd be and I am so lucky to have you. But no matter how old you get or how angry you get I will always love you as much then as I did when you came into this world and you will always be my whole world so when I want to keep you to myself and shelter you, I ask that you be patient with me, which hopefully will be a trait you develop on your own becuz you certainly won't get it from me. ;) I love you! Happy Birthday to the girl that makes it all worth it!
Blurry but still beautiful. #teammalik #latergram @thestylistquo #fatherdaughterdance #heartwoodhall
Are you coming? I have to finish my workout, might as well finish on you. ;) #movie #BruceLee #Dragon #coffee #LindaLee
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