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[xxbuggrrrlxx]

when u ask them to say something funny

[adorebelli]

[rupaulogiize]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind: I like ❤️ black tea ☕️, I like 💖 black D 🍆👅 I never ❌ touched Tina 💉, and that's ‼️ the T 💁 I know on ‘what's the T’ 📻, I said that I don't 🙅 drink 🍸 So you 👇 bitches 🐶 probably don't even know 😮 what❓ to think 💭 When you see 👁 me 👸 in the club 💃 gettin' crunk 😜 Acting stupid 🤡, getting drunk 🍺 I got a hundred 💯 problems, drinkin' ain't one ❌1️⃣ I tried to quit ⛔️ drinking 🍾 but it's too much fun 🤣😜💥 I keep it cute 💅🏻 and I act my age 👩‍🎓 And you're never ever 🚫 gonna see 👀 me drunk on stage 🎹🎤 It's a new dawn 🌝 it's a new age ☀️ Metallica ⚡️ turn the page 📖

Psychic: what the fuck

[ughquaria]

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

The holy trinity of tweets from today

[thorgyturner]

oh my GOD

[adamsandler-hamilton]

Roses are Red, “You should wear less makeup”

[biancadelbitch-deactivated20170]

The drag race reddit sub is ruthless 

[thorgyturner]

ACID OH MY GOD IM HOLLERING

[dickhead4000]

SKATE FAST EAT ASS

[ughquaria]

okay but willam scaring sharon and sharon looking completely shocked is the best thing ever 

[jackisreallycool]

Jesus rising from the dead today: "Hola, mis amores! Do you wanna see my cucu...again?"

[phyllisdiller]

[thotgloss]

*rupaul voice*

Jesus. In the Easter challenge, you rose up to the occasion, and on the runway, you really nailed it. 

Condragulations my dear you are the winner of this week’s challenge.

[pussyrobotic-blog]

miley’s fans are very observant 

[loneliestgirl-deactivated201801]

“Everybody has knives!” by Stephanie Fraser (x)

[absolutelypodcast]

Trixie doesn’t have time for your drama Barbara (delta)