young & gettin it

pardon my french i'm going hard as my dick

[rurikara]

FUCK

[missstealyagil]

*hat flick again* Fine fine, if that’s what you want, I won’t hesitate to give you a shot, buuuuuuuuut, just remember I’m sitting on a pretty little piece of information~.

[rurikara]

[A VERY INTIMIDATING GLARE] I SAID DON'T!!

Ugh...whatever then, I won't! ...Yer probably jus' waitin' for a reason to spread this 'round, right? You suuuuck.

[missstealyagil]

You sell potions for basically pocket lint, there’s no way you’re making more than me!

*flicks her on the head* I would, but I just bought these boots, y’see. Don’t want miniature tsundere blood on them on their first wearing~.

[rurikara]

I never said I was makin' more than you--uh, b-but I TOTALLY AM!! TOTALLY!

H-HEY!! [adjusts her hat, grumbling] ....Don't do that. 

But, uh, it's a good thing I don't give a shit 'bout my boots! I'll kick yer ass right now! 

[soulofbrave-blog]

What d’ya mean act? I always thought you were one of those— how do I explain it again? Oh yeah, One of those people that are quiet and shy with someone until they get to know ‘em? So of course I’m accepting of it!

Either way I’m apparently seeing the real you now right? And that’s awesome!

[rurikara]

Uuhh, I'm sorta like that, I guess--Ma was always like "ARIA DON'T GO RUNNIN' YER MOUTH PLEAAAASE!!" and I was like "YOOO, CHILL, WHATEVER," so yeah. She's pretty annoying, ain't she?? Right?!

Damn straight! This is 100% bona fide Aria Luricara at yer service! ...Jus' don't go tellin' people outside of Zero that I talk like this--gotta keep up the cutesy reputation, y'know?

[rurikara]

agodfromthemachine replied to your post:ooc as of rn i am finally done with high school,...

get a job selling drugs

i could actually--

[missstealyagil]

And how am I supposed to believe you won’t just steal my coin and run away, hm, you little tsundere~?

Also that might be true, buuuut I could also just step on you.

[rurikara]

'CAUSE I ALREADY GOT MONEY OF MY OWN! I ain't that much of an asshole y'know..........I think.

AND I AIN'T NO GODDAMN TSUNDERE!!

[stands on her tiptoes] I'D LIKE TO SEE YA TRY!!

[rurikara]

ooc as of rn i am finally done with high school, so basically until i get a job i wont have a life so i will probably be active as hell

hmu if you wanna rp with this thug ass merchant

[twinexcaliburs]

aRIA

[rurikara]

I JUST REMEMBERED THE 2ND MOST IMPORTANT PART

[soulofbrave-blog]

Definitely seems it! Least everyone appears to be in good spirits!

E-eh? I guess it has been. Naaaaah nothing interesting, sorry to disappoint! Sounds like you have though, never seen ya in such high spirits!

Fill me in, alright?

[rurikara]

What, you haven't? Shit--we're ya one of those kids I haven't dropped the shy act with? ....Whaaatever I guess. You Class Zero guys seem to be a buncha accepting people, so I doubt you care, right??

Long story short: I ain't so shy, and I sure as hell wasn't keepin' quiet 'cause I wanted to. 

[soulofbrave-blog]

"Man what a gathering already, good to see all of y’guys alive and well!"

[rurikara]

Yeah it's pretty fuckin' wild today, huh?

It's been awhile Cater! Been up to anything interesting?! I bet ya have!!

[missstealyagil]

If they’re so, ahem, ‘shit’, then I’d like to see YOU try to pull them off, little missy~! And for someone who hates me so much, you sure were holding on awfully tight~.

I’d also like to see you try ‘fucking me up’ as well~. I mean, I guess it’s not outside the realm of possibility. I mean, if you stub your toe on a tree stump, it hurts like the dickens, so I could imagine a human stump hurting just as much~.

[rurikara]

I WILL!! Gimme a coin and I'll show ya how it's done! AND I WAS NOT!!! You're totally imaginin' that, OKAY??

Uh, y-yeah that's right! It'll totally hurt! And I mean, I'm a student here too, y'know? I can fight!! I'll kick yer ass to the curb!

[missstealyagil]

I kinda need those fingers, Luricara. How am I supposed to wow the locals and marks with my coin tricks if I can’t even DO my coin tricks, hm?

Regardless, I suppose I can keep this a secret, for now~. If only because the look on your face is utterly hilarious right now~!

[rurikara]

Oh, fuck--no homo bruh. [promptly lets go] yer coin tricks are kinda shit though, I doubt anybody would care if ya couldn't do 'em.

Ya damn well better keep it a secret...Or I'll, uh...fuck you up, or somethin'.

[missstealyagil]

Temper temper, little one~! You don’t want everyone in a 50 mile radius to see that this is all one big act, do you?

[rurikara]

SHIT YER RIGHT--! [grabs Carla's hand, dragging her away from students nearby. her grip is firm, even after turning the corner]

[hushed tone] That. Didn't. Happen. If anyone did see, and they ask ya, make up an excuse or somethin', 'kay? Seriously, I'll do anything if ya do...!

[missstealyagil]

You’re totally adorable, no lie! I mean, you’re so stumpy and you’ve got these puppy dog eyes and that little hat and—Ahem, where was I going with this?

OH RIGHT! Yes, you’re all style, no substance! I at least have both in unlimited supply~.

[rurikara]

SH-SHUT UP!! I a-ain't that cute...calm yerself...

You can keep throwin' up all these excuses tryna make yerself feel better but they did choose me!! Guess they saw some untapped potential or some shit; fuck if I know.

[missstealyagil]

I seriously do wonder how you keep your customer base with that mouth! It’s quite the feat, actually. I suppose it shows just how weird Class Zero truly is if they keep choosing you over me~.

[rurikara]

Uhh, 'side from Zero and, uh, you I guess, I don't really talk much...Most of 'em find the cutesy shy girl act real cute too, y'know? What can I say, I'm adorable! Also they totally chose me 'cuz I'm clearly the superior merchant!! There's no contest!

[missstealyagil]

Heartless? How dare you! I’ll have you know I have at least one-tenth of my heart left for you~! Also, look at the key word you used there: Crap~. At least I have top quality merch that actually sorta maybe works~.

[rurikara]

One-tenth. I'm so flattered.

IT AIN'T CRAP YOU KNOW THAT'S JUS' HOW I TALK!! My stuff works though--there ain't no "sortas" here! ...Least I think so. Haven't gotten no complaints yet!

[twinexcaliburs]

aRIA