The Fiery Merchant

Helloooooo~! Suzaku's one and only Fiery Merchant and Class Second's resident super genius, Carla, here~! For a price, there's absolutely nothing I can't do~! If you're ever in trouble, don't hesitate to come and see me!

[missstealyagil]

You mean my trusty Betsy Lou here, riiiiiiiiiiiiight~? *summons railgun*

Whiiiiiiiiiiiich reminds me, I think your silver haired devil friend wants to behead me~!

[soulofbrave-blog]

Please, I know you’re tough with that gun of yours, but your attack speed’s low as hell. You need me most days.

Wh—

WHY?

[missstealyagil]

Of course I need you, just not entirely on the battlefield! Who needs blistering speed when you've got firepower like I've got, hm~?

Oh, it was nothing much, I simply implied relations between her and the other silver girl and threatened to sell the information~! Nothing too terribly bad, am I right?

[missstealyagil]

A very valid point… Then again, given that your class is still so very secretive, and that little ‘forgetting the ones who die’ thing, I doubt keeping up the act is what’s keeping you from being left for dead. There has to be something more behind the curtains…

I won’t let you down though~! I’ll crack this case faster than a roll of coins~.

[twinexcaliburs]

There’s a lot I don’t know about this class, and I’m in it. Goes to show how elusive Arecia can be. She mostly keeps to herself, and she rarely visits our lecture hall. I heard she can usually be found in the Magic Bureau, probably in her office somewhere.

*Chuckles and shakes his head*

I don’t doubt you one bit, Carla. With your track record, I’m sure this’ll be a cinch for you.

[missstealyagil]

Interesting... I do have a way of finding out what kind of juicy stuff's in there, but it's going to be tricky, and there's no guarantee said-way-of-finding-out  will even want to cooperate with me, but it's worth a shot!

[missstealyagil]

Hey, one gil is totally a discount! I don’t make these deals that often, you know!

[genji-blade]

"Well, then, I’m flattered— but, heh, I’m pretty broke right now anyway. Guess you’ll have to get the gil for your sexy skirt some other way~"

[missstealyagil]

Suit yourself then~! Most would consider it an honor to help someone as influential as me out~.

[missstealyagil]

Oh, how I wish I had a camera for this! Your face is just PRICELESS~! The stuff of nightmares for some, but this is better than I dreamed~!

[deathmaelstrom]

What was that? [cracks her knuckles]

[missstealyagil]

Your. Face. Is. Priceless~! Or was that not spoken clearly enough for you, dear~?

[missstealyagil]

Goodness, investigations sure do take up all of my free time...

[nachtblut-deactivated20180423]

[carlaayatsugi]

Super Bombergirl’s voice actress has been revealed. It’s Cassandra Morris!

Some of her notable roles are Ritsu from K-On!, Kyubey from Madoka, Gust from Neptunia, and Edea from Bravely Default

[missstealyagil]

Duh, I do that to everyone~! I just happen to enjoy it more when it’s you. No one else can make fiery rage so beautiful, you know~?

[soulofbrave-blog]

At least be more careful about who you piss off? Please? Especially in Class Zero, because we both know who’ll be bailing you out if something goes wrong there.

[missstealyagil]

You mean my trusty Betsy Lou here, riiiiiiiiiiiiight~? *summons railgun*

Whiiiiiiiiiiiich reminds me, I think your silver haired devil friend wants to behead me~!

[missstealyagil]

That! That right there! That fire when you got all sarcastic! That little pout and the way your eyes just lit up just made my evening~!

It’s truly breathtaking~…

[soulofbrave-blog]

H-hey, come on I wasn’t that heated was I? You get me riled up on purpose don’t you?!

I knew it!

[missstealyagil]

Duh, I do that to everyone~! I just happen to enjoy it more when it's you. No one else can make fiery rage so beautiful, you know~?

[missstealyagil]

Well, the joke usually goes ‘seven ate nine’ but according to my very reliable sources, it sounds like Seven ate Si—whoops, almost let some free information slip, can’t do that~.

[deathmaelstrom]

Y-You—YOU’RE JUST ASKIN’ FOR IT NOW, AREN’T YA, AYATSUGI?! I”LL DIG YOUR GRAVE!

[missstealyagil]

Oh, how I wish I had a camera for this! Your face is just PRICELESS~! The stuff of nightmares for some, but this is better than I dreamed~!

[missstealyagil]

*hat flick again* Fine fine, if that’s what you want, I won’t hesitate to give you a shot, buuuuuuuuut, just remember I’m sitting on a pretty little piece of information~.

[rurikara]

[A VERY INTIMIDATING GLARE] I SAID DON’T!!

Ugh…whatever then, I won’t! …Yer probably jus’ waitin’ for a reason to spread this ‘round, right? You suuuuck.

[missstealyagil]

If it's that effective then, actually, no, I think I'll save this for a rainy day~!

[missstealyagil]

Thaaaaaaaaaaaat’s not what I heard~!

[deathmaelstrom]

TH’HELL HAVE YA HEARD THEN?!

[missstealyagil]

Well, the joke usually goes 'seven ate nine' but according to my very reliable sources, it sounds like Seven ate Si--whoops, almost let some free information slip, can't do that~.

[missstealyagil]

You sell potions for basically pocket lint, there’s no way you’re making more than me!

*flicks her on the head* I would, but I just bought these boots, y’see. Don’t want miniature tsundere blood on them on their first wearing~.

[rurikara]

I never said I was makin’ more than you—uh, b-but I TOTALLY AM!! TOTALLY!

H-HEY!! [adjusts her hat, grumbling] ….Don’t do that. 

But, uh, it’s a good thing I don’t give a shit ‘bout my boots! I’ll kick yer ass right now! 

[missstealyagil]

*hat flick again* Fine fine, if that's what you want, I won't hesitate to give you a shot, buuuuuuuuut, just remember I'm sitting on a pretty little piece of information~.

[missstealyagil]

I didn’t even know you had a last name, much less a middle name! Secrets everywhere, Cateycat, sheesh~!

Oh, I’m so not complaining. Believe me, the entertainment value of you yelling at poor unsuspecting fools is the second best thing about you!

[soulofbrave-blog]

What a coincidence neither did I? Carla it was a figure of speech.

Hey they usually have it coming, so glad I can provide a little entertainment with my apparent anger issues. Says a lot if one of my ‘better’ qualities is that, sheesh.

[missstealyagil]

That! That right there! That fire when you got all sarcastic! That little pout and the way your eyes just lit up just made my evening~!

It's truly breathtaking~...

[missstealyagil]

Aria? Talking dirty to someone? I'm not surprised, filthiest mouth in the whole academy, sheesh...

[missstealyagil]

Well, I think we can rule out that she completely despises you, if she doesn’t just leave you for dead, but I’m not sure. That is definitely strange though, and very upsetting. I mean, why not the rest of the people we’ve lost as well? I mean, sure, they may not have been Zero tier in combat but it’s not like they weren’t any less important.

Regardless, that gives me more evidence than I expected to get from you, so I thank you.

[twinexcaliburs]

I dunno about that. I feel like she only revives Rem and I because she’s obligated to. We’re part of Class Zero now, so I feel like she just has to do it because we’re associated with her so-called children. If she didn’t take care of us like she takes care of them, people would catch on too quickly.

Ah, you’re welcome. Hopefully you can find out more information soon. Now you’ve got me intrigued.

[missstealyagil]

A very valid point... Then again, given that your class is still so very secretive, and that little 'forgetting the ones who die' thing, I doubt keeping up the act is what's keeping you from being left for dead. There has to be something more behind the curtains...

I won't let you down though~! I'll crack this case faster than a roll of coins~.

[missstealyagil]

And how am I supposed to believe you won’t just steal my coin and run away, hm, you little tsundere~?

Also that might be true, buuuut I could also just step on you.

[rurikara]

'CAUSE I ALREADY GOT MONEY OF MY OWN! I ain't that much of an asshole y’know……….I think.

AND I AIN’T NO GODDAMN TSUNDERE!!

[stands on her tiptoes] I’D LIKE TO SEE YA TRY!!

[missstealyagil]

You sell potions for basically pocket lint, there's no way you're making more than me!

*flicks her on the head* I would, but I just bought these boots, y'see. Don't want miniature tsundere blood on them on their first wearing~.