Where I will sometimes fulfill your fantasies

Ask me!

[rusamesworld]

Alfred: [reaches over to grab fries off of Ivan’s plate]

Ivan: [slides grocery divider between plates]

Alfred: You said you didn’t take that from the grocery store.

Ivan: And you said that you didn’t want any fries now look where we are.

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: [texting on flight] Taking off now, love you.

Alfred: Be safe.

Ivan: How? All I can do is sit on the plane and accept whatever happens.

Alfred: Your negative thoughts play a role.

Ivan: Okay, well, I guess this is goodbye forever.

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: Why are you putting garlic down you r pants?

Alfred: So Dracula won’t try to eat my ass.

Ivan: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?

Alfred: He won’t. The garlic— are you even listening?

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: You want to go upstairs?

Alfred: Sure...

Ivan: You have protection?

Alfred: W-why? What’s up there?

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: Don’t fill up on the breadsticks, that’s how they get you.

Alfred: That’s how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden!

[rusamesworld]

Drinking

Ivan: [to bartender] I’ll have a Sex on the Beach.

Alfred: That’s a girl drink.

Ivan: Alright, Alfred. You enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I’m drinking a fruit smoothie that’ll have me fucked up beyong recognition in 15 minutes. It’s called efficiency.

[rusamesworld]

*Alfred drops off Ivan at the airport*

Alfred: Have a safe flight.

Ivan: I have no say in the matter.

Alfred: *already driving off* Die then.

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: And what do we tell ourselves when we feel like jumping out of a window?

Alfred: Yeet.

Ivan: No.

[gnostic-heretic]

Can a Rusame request be squeezed in? 😅

sorry it took so long!! 

requests are closed right now but you can commission me!

[rusamesworld]

Alfred: I'm sorry for writing fake dialogue about us on Twitter.

Ivan: [spoon feeding him caviar] Well, at least you have a huge penis.

[capncronchnberries]

Ivan with a fetish for cowboys and Texan accents? And what next?? Alfred has a fetish for gopniks??

al when ivan wears an adidas tracksuit:

al when ivan squats in his adidas tracksuit:

[aphkalmarassassin-deactivated20]

al when ivan starts squat dancing to hardbass in his adidas tracksuit:

[capncronchnberries]

al: soo what kind of car do you drive?

ivan: lada

al:

[rusamesworld]

Look at my child ❤

[deersaya-archive-deactivated202]

based on this post

Alfred would definitely do this shit

[freedomeagles]

“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. …And a panther.” - Alfred F. Jones, probably

Based on this and inspired by this strip (and the US’s obsession with defense & national security). Alfred is Dwight K. Schrute combined with Fox Mulder and you can’t change my mind.

[rusamesworld]

Alfred: Rearrange my guts daddy

Surgeon Ivan: Why isn't he under anesthesia

Anesthesiologist: He's under so much anesthesia

[starfruit-grafitti]

Discussing Hades/Persephone Rusame au with the folks at Discord and now i’m on the floor

[madeanaccountjustforthus]

Hi guys! I need your help!

This is an artist’s Hetalia work done a few years ago. They used to run a rusame ask blog here on Tumblr, but I can’t find it anywhere anymore, no matter how many keywords I try typing in. I’m not sure if they deleted the blog, or if I simply can’t remember the name of it correctly. Sadly, this is the only art of theirs that I could find on Google images. I can’t find who posted it because this image was linked to a PaigeeWorld account, and since that site was permanently taken down, I can’t see who posted it.

I’m posting this wondering if anyone knows who this artist is. I just want to know if they have a different account now, or if they’ve completely deleted everything. They were the reason I got into Hetalia in the first place, so I’d really like to know if they have an account where I can follow and support them on.

If no one knows where to find this artist I’ll take down this post soon. I just wanted to quickly check if anyone in the community knew them cause I’d really like to find and support them :)

Thanks for all your help! ❤️