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kulern

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back

[homme--models]

[grievant]

[cametobrazil]

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[tripletpeaks]

[abilliondollarsonaelevator-blog]

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

[congaidanghoang-deactivated2017]

[fluoxetinedaydreams-deactivated]

[housewifeswag]

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

[stay-grateful]

dying rn

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yes

[saltydreams]

Yep!

[rabbitskittensandlambs]

[br1ngmoreknives-deactivated2023]

why he lick me

[pedophile-killer]

shhh i clean

[yvngtrappy-deactivated20160221]

[katamarang-deactivated20200417]

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[bricesander]

[aquajoggers]

[tokiitae-deactivated20150715]

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”