I have been here too long

31, Gender? I hardly know her! he\they

[anxietyproblem]

[rusty-seb]

More like 10 years ago

[rusty-seb]

More like 25 holy shit I'm old

[this-is-trans-joy]

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

[this-is-trans-joy]

Like the older I get, the more empathy I have for children. Imagine living on this planet for less than a decade and having to figure out every single thing from scratch, only for the people around you to treat you like a living doll and constantly invalidate your feelings because you haven’t learned how to express them beyond screaming at the top of your lungs, like you’d be having meltdowns in the grocery store as well. The least you can do is offer them some grace, everything is so fucking confusing and scary and overwhelming and they’re not able to communicate that properly and no one around them is explaining shit, and they are constantly at the mercy of whether or not the terrifyingly giant adults around them CHOOSE to be kind like genuinely put yourself in the situation of a child and tell me you wouldn’t also be freaking the fuck out.

The way society treats children is borderline inhumane, and you have the audacity to call them hellspawn crotch-goblins for screaming a little bit too loud or daring to be in the same vicinity as you.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I do also believe that hating children is a sign of underlying ableism, because most of the justifications of hating children comes down to “they’re annoying” or “they don’t know how to act” or “they’re gross” and if you are unable to treat people who lack social skills, who make loud or repetitive noises, who are incontinent etc. with basic respect and dignity, then what’s the difference between hating children and hating disabled adults that share the traits you find so irritating?

[vntg-aes]

[n1ntendos]

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

[schlocklasa]

[rusty-seb]

Ray just like me fr fr

[your-fave-has-autistic-swag]

Lieutenant Columbo from Columbo has autistic swag!

(submitted by anon)

[alpal55]

Some old RLM art cause I heart these bozos

Note: the BOTW piece was done before Tim started showing up regularly in videos :’)

[lieutenant-columbro]

uhhh fuck it im posting this to keep myself accountable. FIC DROPS TOMORROW (CLUMBO SUNDAY 😳😳😳😳)

[rusty-seb]

Thank GOD

[teacupsandcyanide]

Sherlock Holmes solves crimes by being autistic

Poirot solves crimes by reading people for filth

Miss Marple solves crimes by being a nosy bitch

Columbo solves crimes by being annoying

Dirk Gently solves crimes by being inconvenient

And Jonathan Creek solves crimes by making everything about his special interest and having an annoying nosy bitch friend who likes reading people for filth when it’s as inconvenient for them as possible

[teacupsandcyanide]

I LOVE murder mystery and I’m by no means an expert in it but I’ve seen enough examples of the genre across its history (mainly focused on British examples of the genre bc my tastes tend towards tropes that link back to the Golden Age aka Agatha Christie’s most prolific years) to say that I find the broad trends and how the genre has developed FASCINATING.

Like, taking the above detectives as keynote examples and focusing almost solely on British trends. You start off with guys who are portrayed as superhuman intelligent, then you add emotional and social context, then you get detectives who do all of the above but also pretend to be stupid, and then in the 80s/90s we had this wave of hyper-specific non-detectives that solved crime in niche ways. Dirk Gently is more detective fiction and sci fi than strictly murder mystery, but Jonathan Creek solving crime using his background in magic tricks is a good one, and there’s also Rosemary and Thyme, which is about two women solving crime using their background in gardening and horticulture (I liked it mostly but also found it frustrating because they only used the most obvious poisons and they were right there it’s like LADIES you are standing in a field of foxgloves going “I wonder what could have caused burning on the skin and respiratory issues and sudden death”). Then in the 90s onwards you also have the blurring of the procedural and the murder mystery with long-running shows about one (1) village that has so many murders you start to wonder how there can be anyone left to do the murders/be murdered next week/solve the murder.

And I’m soooo obsessed with Benoit Blanc because he takes notes from Christie trope-wise (it is correct to gather all the suspects into a luxurious house and pull some dramatic nonsense to get a confession), but instead of the billionth stale and misguided take on Holmes (superhuman intelligence, emotions bad, we must be objective) he takes character notes from Columbo and Marple (“I don’t care if you think I’m stupid lol xoxo gossip girl”), Poirot (“I have good intuition for emotional context and I believe it is vital and also I’m just a weird little guy”), Father Brown and Dirk Gently (will randomly say shit that makes you want to go “what ??????”), and he has so much flavour of his own. If all the little crime guys above solve crime x way, Benoit Blanc solves crime by being patient. Which, in our current world where everything is now and if it isn’t now it’s already ancient, and you have to finish it today, and 9 new cool things might happen in the next week and you can’t partake in all of them, and everything is on sale 75% off just for 24 hours, and you have to buy this and go here and take this opportunity

He is just sittin there quietly, hitting keys on his piano and waiting for gravity to bring the truth to him.

[rusty-seb]

um wrong, columbo solves crimes by being a lil baby boy and extremely adorable!!!

[lieutenant-columbro]

do you guys think columbo could bust it down sexual style

[lieutenant-columbro]

[rusty-seb]

Clumbo...

[mothball-like-the-chemical]

I get so much gender envy from this man he is such a silly goofy scary otherworldly being :)))

[rusty-seb]

I WANT HIS GENDER SO BAAAAD

[bruisedmessenger]

(wip)

HABIT's monologue in 'Half acre of ash' has been resonating with me as of late

[cakesdownarchive]

The choice for who to put in these was kind of obvious

Context:

[nocontactanymore]

HABIT tribute I finished yesterday!

Enjoy my fun little project I made while I am trying to work on my ideas 💙🌸

[weirdskull]

I NEVER WROTE IM SORRY IF THIS IS BAD

BUT THIS IS HOW THE EMH GUYS HUG

VINCENT,HABIT,NOAH,JEFF, EVAN

VINCENT-

. definitely a bear hugger

. he has a tight and firm but soft hug

.he smells normally really good

.he will smoosh his face into the top of your head

.he definitely sways you side to side

.sometimes kissing the top of you head

HABIT-

.he dosent hug

.i mean sometimes but you would have to be alone

.NO hugging infront of people unless there’s a guy hitting on you…but he kills the guy first

.loves laying on you, like head on your stomach or chest and hugging you while sleeping

.smells like..blood,dirt,sweat and metal

.make sure the blood on him is dry unless you want blood on you

.wraps his arms around the top of your back or lower depends on your height

Jeff-

.fucking..LOVES hugs

.always hugging you

.making food? HUGS! your upset? HUGS! your trying to concentrate on painting your nails? will wait till your done then HUGS!

.loves taking pictures of y’all hugging

.side hugs a lot if he can’t fully

.smiles like a idiot if you kiss him before or after

.HE JUST LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH

.if you don’t wanna hug he understands don’t worry

noah-

.your gonna have to hug him

.he would probably sob

.he loves you, okay?☹️

.he would hug you really tight like you would die if he let go

.hes like..soft? i don’t know how to put it like hugging a stuffed bear, he’s just super comfortable

.hes just really really touch starved to hug him, a lot please

.if he’s upset or sad his hugs are way different his hugs are really loose he just wants to hold you

.normally puts his arms around the back of your neck like kinda wraps them around

evan-

.give him hugs

-gives you hugs

-hugs

-your sitting by each other he’s gonna sit as close as he can and probably like tackle you

-ALWAYS ONTOP OF EACH OTHER WHILE SLEEPING

-he literally loves you so much

-smells good

-he puts his hands and arms anywhere while hugging you, he don’t care

[unorcadox]

Our paths nearly crossed. What could we have been?