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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Favorite fictional hacker?
Barbara Gordon (Oracle)
Daisy Johnson
Futaba Sakura
Elliot Alderson
Neo/The One/Thomas Anderson
Marcus Holloway
Sombra
Hal Emmerich (Otacon)
Chihiro Fujisaki
Wade from Kim Possible
Jeremy Belpois
Someone not listed here (feel free to share in the comments)
you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up
The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.
I can’t stop thinking about this
Eeeeeey macarena
everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like "super brain hemmorage" and "fill lungs with water" but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text
it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
all these birds are like-
ironically, they are all exactly the same amount of Pissed Off
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
who fucking reblogged this as ben ten
Please enjoy this clip from Symphogear GX that ends in a completely normal way.
It speaks to my reputation that this evening Gill went "hey can I pick your brain about what a ruthless villain would do in this hypothetical scenario"
Gill: So character A is stuck in a timeloop that resets upon her death and is fully willing to off herself to reset it if necessary. Character A doesn't want Character B to die, but the villain really wants to kill Character B without the timeloop resetting, ideally without killing Character A as well.
me, eating pie while listening to this: Make character A braindead.
me after 15 minutes of this: Look I want to kill *one* measly person. You're playing god on a cosmic scale. You're trapping every inhabitant of the universe in the same span of time forever refusing them the opportunity to grow or change, and every week or so you summarily kill them all and start over. You're committing billions of murders, repeatedly. I'm doing one. Who's the real villain here? Makes u think.
Gill: Look she's kind of a ninja -
me: cut her fucking hamstrings
I have officially gotten the "that's too dark" notice
Dark enough that I’m definitely not going there For Real... buuuuuut I’m not above using it as a threat, either.
Here's some notes on some of the upper body muscles so you, artist, don't need to look them up
They are not medically accurate, just enough for artists to know the necessary muscles and how they work together
I 100% recommend doing the last exercise I did to be able to actually place the muscles
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Me, watching one anime girl ritualistically disembowel her Totally Platonic Best Friend Whomst She Lives With as an expression of grief over said best friend wanting to leave behind the life they’ve been trapped in for a century’s worth of timeloops: this too is yuri
Mion: If anything happened to one of my friends I would kill everyone I had reason to suspect was involved and then myself.
Higurashi Sotsu: Okay, well, what if you caught the local strain of paranoia brainworms?
Mion, now dosed with a sample of end-stage brainworm disease, actively sobbing through the resulting inevitable murder spree: did I fucking stutter
Called it. Sometimes you think you’re fucked up and evil when really it’s more accurate to say you’re a teenage girl with a lot of unaddressed issues and no therapist. And also it’s the 80’s and you are Not Straight.
Me, watching one anime girl ritualistically disembowel her Totally Platonic Best Friend Whomst She Lives With as an expression of grief over said best friend wanting to leave behind the life they’ve been trapped in for a century’s worth of timeloops: this too is yuri
Mion: If anything happened to one of my friends I would kill everyone I had reason to suspect was involved and then myself.
Higurashi Sotsu: Okay, well, what if you caught the local strain of paranoia brainworms?
Mion, now dosed with a sample of end-stage brainworm disease, actively sobbing through the resulting inevitable murder spree: did I fucking stutter
kanade like a gunman
diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman
Me, watching one anime girl ritualistically disembowel her Totally Platonic Best Friend Whomst She Lives With as an expression of grief over said best friend wanting to leave behind the life they’ve been trapped in for a century’s worth of timeloops: this too is yuri
