hmabmburgger

Alex: 30, Male*, Chicago. he/they

[durmishkan]

Kristof Kintera - all my bad thoughts

[le-tas-d-art]

Damn thing that killed Tasha Yar

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[charl0ttan]

stove top role playing game

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[torstherapy]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[zoesupreme]

[internetslug]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[galileosballs]

We can all agree on one thing: the Judge from Ace Attorney would think that ChatGPT is sentient

[girlzoid]

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[mysteriousbeetle]

there are 1milllion+ comics and yep you have to read all of them.

[mysteriousbeetle]

what this post is not (❌🚫) saying: you have to read all of the comics from one specific franchise/series/publisher/etc.

what this post is (✅💬) saying: you have to read every comic ever.