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This is amazing!! 🤣🤣🤣
i think actually the key to successfully doing tumblr (and especially doing fandom on tumblr) is realising that your blog is your little house and you can post about whatever you like there. once you realise you are just living in and decorating your very own silly little online house you start focusing on what makes you happy rather than constantly performing for & compromising your tastes for & placing all your self worth on little scraps of clout, and you will be a lot happier for it
Wonder Woman Needs Our Help
I don’t normally make posts like this, but I feel like this is something I need to do because it’s bigger than myself. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard but the Wonder Woman film comes out June 2nd… And if you didn’t know that, there’s a reason for it. Warner Brothers aren’t spending money on promoting the Wonder Woman film. No tv promotions, billboards, nothing. A film about a strong, powerful, amazing woman superhero directed by Patty Jenkins who happens to be the first woman to direct a superhero film with a female protagonist and one of only a handful (a literal handful… you can count on one hand) to direct a superhero film at all. They are setting it up to fail so they can say “I told you so” and not only continue the blatant sexism in the film industry but blame it on Patty if the movie fails, setting female directors up (whom are already told they won’t get hired) so they can have an excuse to say “Oh well, we tried hiring a woman to direct a film and it didn’t work. Lets not do that again.” This film is bigger than just being a superhero movie… It has the ability to bust open the glass ceiling of Hollywood to tell them that yes, superhero movies about women do well and yes, women can not only direct blockbusters but they can do it well. Because I can guarantee you, Patty does it well. PLEASE spread this around and let Warner Brothers know we aren’t going to stand for this bullshit. GO SEE WONDER WOMAN JUNE 2nd!!!
This is a called a glass cliff (when men put women in positions of power + set them up to fail). I hope it doesn’t work this time!
An article that highlights the budget differences between super hero movies, such as super man, in comparison to wonder Woman’s : https://filmschoolrejects.com/we-need-to-talk-about-that-wonder-woman-budget-ef4b1b70f6d8/
Some articles talking about exactly this:
http://uproxx.com/hitfix/wonder-woman-no-promotion/2/
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/04/wonder-woman-marketing
http://www.vogue.com/article/wonder-woman-gal-gadot-bad-marketing-promotion
Go see this movie!
Ooohhh fuck no! @nenyakj @ryverpenrad @magellan-88 @dustycelt @frenchfrostpudding @mo320 @the-great-irene @hellkat2 @howlingourcolors @lostinspace33 @wildestdreamsrps @aquabrie @musichowler @thekayceenicole @lady-thor-foster I have been looking forward to this movie and for reals?! Theres no promotion for it?! I thought it was me and my disconnection to the tv world
I think I mostly have followers that are Marvel fans, but come on, y'all. I’ve heard for YEARS how bad you want a female superhero movie. It’s not a Marvel character, and it’s not a Black Widow movie, but you won’t get either of those if Wonder Woman fails. Go out, see this movie, then go and see it again. The reviews, so far, have been really good with some critics claiming it as “the best DC movie yet” (http://comicbook.com/dc/2017/05/19/wonder-woman-first-review-reactions/). GO FORTH AND DO GOOD THINGS, my friends!
It’s time for all of us Marvel and DC factions to join sides and promote the hell out of this.
Because I promise you, both studios absolutely are paying attention to what happens.
I’m going on opening night and taking a bunch of friends with me. I urge you to do the same.
Definitely planning to go on opening weekend. Wonder Woman has been a fave since I was a kid.
@futurecatladies what are you doing next next weekend?
Go see Wonder Woman!
My little cousin has been begging me since CACW came out to take her to see this! Every couple of weeks she asks, “is it time yet?!” You should have seen her face when I told her that I had the tickets for opening night! I can’t wait to tell her tomorrow that she only has to wait one more week!
I’ve been waiting for a Wonder Woman movie since Lynda Carter was in the suit! I was four or five…and I am livid at the lack of promotion this is receiving!
Everyone had better go see this! I know that I mostly follow Marvel blogs, but if this fails, do you really think that we’re ever get a Black Widow movie?!
Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality. This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe
they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that
This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American
I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.
In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.
I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.
Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.
Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.
-Morgan
P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.
“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”
limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more
DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.
As I understand this ruling, it means that businesses now have to pay extra to ISPs to have access to their websites through that ISP provided at a reasonable speed. If you don’t pay, users’ access to your website will be slowed to a crawl - so independent people and small businesses can forget about getting onto that high speed access tier.
This means that the American internet is going to be firmly under the control of those who have the most money. You’ll only get to see the content of those who can pay the ISPs to provide access at a reasonable speed. This means that you can expect to see skewed representation of just about everything, with those bigger businesses who can afford to pay ISPs a premium for access deciding what you can and cannot read, view and consume on the internet.
This is not something that we have in the UK. Our ISPs compete with each other to provide higher speeds, better services and lower prices, but because there’s a monopoly in the US of a few ISPs who provide services, they can afford to do this to you. You can’t go anywhere else, after all.
Everyone in the US needs to sign that petition, call their representatives, write angry letters and do whatever you can to tell your government that this ruling is Not Okay.
Maybe you guys are sick of this post but It’s really important to freelance artists and pretty much everyone who uses the internet, so here it is again. \o0o/
When people say: “We survived Reagan & Bush” ...
http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Gay-Men-s-Chorus-carries-on-A-quarter-century-2533823.php
At every rehearsal during the 1980s and early 1990s, there were announcements about who was in which hospital room and when the next memorial was scheduled.
“I could see all these people dropping all around me, and there was no official response from any health department at any level,” said Tony McIntosh, who joined the chorus in 1985 and lost 25 friends to AIDS. “It was maddening. The chorus gave us an outlet for all that anger and relief from the feeling that nobody in the world seemed to care.”
… not everyone did.
A lot of us did not survive Reagan and Bush.
I remember when some people were afraid to be in the same room or shake hands with people who had AIDS. It was clear and well documented that the disease was only communicable through bodily fluids–blood, semen, etc. A handshake or a hug or breathing the same air does not put you at risk. But people were terrified–mostly people who didn’t actually know any gay people. The gay men I knew–were afraid–for legitimate reasons–especially early on when so much was unknown about the disease and they didn’t have drugs to combat it. A diagnosis was a death sentence.
My favorite professor in college–my freshman math professor–was the only compassionate and understanding professor I had when we realized my mother was not in remission and was dying. I had to go to my professors and explain what was happening. They all looked uncomfortable and suggested I take time off. I’d already taken three years off to help at home. I left for college because we thought she was in remission. I was 22 years old and a freshman in college and my mother made me promise I would stay on course to finish in 3.5 years (which I did.) When I told my math professor–he just nodded calmly and said he’d lost his partner to AIDS a few years before and it was very hard, but your life has to keep going. He said he’d tried to use his work as a sanctuary. Then he asked my mother’s given name and said he’d pray for her. He was devout Russian Orthodox. That advice was invaluable to me then and over the years. It’s not always possible, but I try. He died during my junior year and I think about him–having watched his partner get sick and die–and know that was what he was facing.
He loved Bach cantatas and softball. He was a tiny man with a huge singing voice–a beautiful voice. He had a lovely home–every room lined with built in bookshelves, Russian icons with lamps hanging in front of them–and a cherry tree in the front yard. The last time it bore fruit before he died–we went over and picked the cherries for him. He only wanted a small bowl to make his mother’s Hungarian sour cherry soup. We took the rest and stewed them with honey and we ate them warm over vanilla ice cream.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
7. if I expect dudes not to “not all men” me how can I rly “not all white people” since it’s asking for the same exemption
#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant “hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?” “don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
Bolding mine.
I don’t care if you’re Jewish or not. If you act like commemorating the deaths of 6 million of our number is somehow a privilege and that we are not allowed to mourn our own dead or speak out against the hatred that caused such horrors without ALSO simultaneously talking about other genocides, you are being antisemitic. I spent a lot of time, effort and ink fighting the Darfur Genocide along with a large number of other Jewish activists and so many of the people criticizing how Jews talk about genocide weren’t there. In fact, many of them criticized us for not focusing our activism on Palestine. I won’t be lectured by these kinds of people. The number one cause of death in my family over the past century has been murder by Nazi. I have spoken to every living member of my father’s family out to my third cousins. I have been told that I should thank Hitler for being alive because my grandparents met at a DP camp and wouldn’t have met were their entire families not murdered. I’ve been told that the “real Holocaust” was of Ukrainians (many of whom were collaborators and whose descendants are trying to deny Babi Yar), or that the Holocaust targeted people who had brown hair (like Hitler himself), or that it wasn’t antisemitic because of other victims, as if “Mein Kampf” didn’t have numerous explicit passages targeting Jews specifically, as if there weren’t boycotts of Jewish families specifically, as if the Yellow Stars were universally applied.
If I take these things personally it’s because they are personal. I am labelled as a “Third Generation Survivor” at the US Holocaust Museum. I have a 90 year old grandmother who survived Bergen-Belsen and the Warsaw Ghetto and there are people who are telling that narrowly avoiding being murdered alongside the rest of her family is somehow a privilege. Or that I somehow “celebrate” the Holocaust. What the hell kind of word choice is that?
Howard Jacobson is right. We will never be forgiven for the Holocaust. They wish we had the good sense to die out so as not to plague their consciences.
Please reblog this if not Jewish so it doesn’t just circulate around Jumblr only because this is so important and so true.
E Pluribus Anus
He [Judge Robin Camp] said to her: “Why couldn’t you just keep your knees together?” and said “pain and sex sometimes go together.”
A woman who was asked whether she could have kept her knees closed by an Alberta judge during a sexual assault trial says she contemplated suicide as a result of her experience.
“He made me hate myself and he made me feel like I should have done something … that I was some kind of slut,” said the slight young woman, choking back tears at the judicial hearing Tuesday for Justice Robin Camp.
Camp’s comments while he was a provincial judge in Calgary in 2014 led the Alberta Appeal Court to order a new trial for the man he acquitted.
Court transcripts show Camp questioned the woman’s morals, suggested her attempts to fight off the man were feeble and described her as “the accused” throughout the trial.
He said to her: “Why couldn’t you just keep your knees together?” and said “pain and sex sometimes go together.”
“He made comments asking me why didn’t I close my legs or my ankles together. … What did he expect me to say to something like that?,” she said softly.
“I hate myself that I let that happen and I let that judge speak to me that way.”
The complainant, whose identity is protected by a publication ban, said after the verdict she just “got high for days” and just wanted to be herself again.
The Canadian Judicial Council committee is considering whether Camp should be removed from the bench because of his remarks in the case.
Continue Reading.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/robin-camp-judge-inquiry-calgary-1.3750135 this is another article on the same case the judge’s defense is “He was a civil lawyer with no experience in Canadian sexual assault law prior to his appointment.” if ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it, why would it be an excuse for the judge’s unprofessional behaviour he should still be removed from the bench
Oh god, I thought the defense reason they gave on tv was bad enough. That’s worse.
He absolutely should be removed from the bench. His defense is ‘I didn’t understand the law’….uh, buddy? you’re the jackass enforcing it.
Apparently the ultimate decision rests with the Justice Minister. Time for us all to start writing letters, me thinks.
Contacts for Canada’s Federal Justice Minister:
The Honourable Jody Wilson-Raybould Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada 284 Wellington Street Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0H8
Telephone: 613-992-1416
Fax: 613-992-1460
OR:
Constituency Office:
1245 West Broadway (Main Office ), Suite 104, Vancouver, British Columbia,V6H 1G7 Telephone: 604-717-1140 Fax: 604-717-1144
Fucking shameful...
Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know. This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies.
and here’s some comments i saw under the post. why is this a pattern?? why is this a recurring theme?? why is this information not common knowledge? what the fuck are doctors doing??
This is news to me so let’s share it so people will know!
Gross tmi: but i passed a pretty big clot after having my daughter. It was about the size of a baseball. It actually hurt worse because while 15 hours of labor opened my cervix, i passed the clot in 30 minutes. I knew it was a possibility because of my midwife and reading, but everyone Ive told after this (mostly other pregnant women) were shocked that this could happen.
In our culture, it’s much more common to do deep research about what family cars we want to buy than we do about childbirth when we ’re pregnant.
Tmi: I passed a huge clot after birth in the bathroom of my hospital room and called the nurse sobbing because I didn’t know it was normal. She treated me like an idiot, but NO ONE told me it was a possibility. And the pain associated with healing for the first couple of weeks after birth was worse than the labor imo. Again, I had no idea. They didn’t tell me a thing besides “sitz bath regularly and change your pads.” Before discharging me from the hospital.
I was most definitely told about this in school. Fucking hell, 4-6 weeks of bleeding? My periods were/are bad enough, why the hell don’t we get told this?
I didn’t know it could last so long, wtf? Is the bleeding inevitable after birth?
Bleeding is inevitable after birth - your uterine wall is shedding a fuck ton of lining. It can last from three to six weeks (possible longer) and it tapers off.
More TMI - I passed a MASSIVE clot after my fourth birth. At this point I already knew this could happen - it’s normal. What I DIDN’T know, was that I had caused it.
My post birth contractions were so bad after the birth that it felt like full transition labor. And they don’t give you anything for the pain. So I used a hot water bottle, without the nurses knowing, and it caused me to bleed even more. I lost so much blood that by the first time they sat me up to go to the bathroom, I fainted. It took three more tries until I could sit up.
Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is, the next morning I passed a clot the SIZE OF ANOTHER PLACENTA I KID YOU NOT, and I know what is and is not normal. So I called for the nurse and through the door told her I had passed a huge clot, and her response was - “It’s not big. I know what big is.” She hadn’t even looked. So I rolled my eyes and said, “Yeah, no. It’s big, I’m telling you.”
So, sounding extremely put upon, she asked me to open the door. I did, and after a long pause she goes, “Okay, yeah, that’s a little big.”
YOU DON’T SAY.
The point I’m trying to get across is that this shit is so common - women not knowing this stuff is so expected, and it keeps getting reinforced. People don’t expect you to know anything, don’t teach you anything, and then make you feel like you’re totally ignorant and a burden for your lack of knowledge when THEY WON’T SHARE.
Fucking learn EVERYTHING you can when it comes to childbirth, girls. It is the single most empowering thing you can do for yourself. And if you missed something, that’s okay. But the more knowledge you arm yourself with, the more in control of your situation you’ll be.
A few post partum tips:
DON’T use a hot water bottle - lol.
ONLY pads - NO tampons. Tampons can cause severe infection, not to mention, you probably don’t want to be shoving anything up there any time soon.
If you’ve had stitches, sitz baths DO help relieve the pain. Another great pain reliever? Dampen some pads and freeze them. Let one thaw slightly and use it on top of another pad. This will help with the pain as well as reduce swelling. Change the pad out as soon as it’s thawed completely. This REALLY helps on the first couple days after giving birth.
If you pass a clot, don’t sweat it. Even the one I passed, which was fucking massive, just required that we keep an eye out to make sure it didn’t happen again. If it does, talk to your doctor.
Take a pain killer half an hour before nursing. Because YES - your uterus is contracting after you give birth, to get back to its original size, and nursing causes much stronger contractions. Taking nursing-safe painkillers won’t prevent the pain, but it will reduce it.
Buy disposable underwear for the first few days after birth. They will get VERY dirty. Or use your ratty old pairs that you’re ready to get rid of. Double up on pads - line them all the way up your ass-crack. I am so serious. And wear dark pants.
Pee in the shower. You do NOT want to wipe down there right after birth because ow. Peeing in the shower lets you just rinse afterwards. Especially if you’ve had stitches, peeing in the shower, with the shower-head rinsing AS you go, keeps stinging to a minimum. And fuck everyone else - keep on peeing in the shower until you feel ready to move back to toilet paper. Middle of the night and need to pee? Get your pants off - get in the shower and just go.
This is just a few things, but PLEASE feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions about ANYTHING childbirth/pregnancy/nursing related. I have four incredible kids. I’ve done it all - c-section, vacuume birth, episiotimy, stitches, with an epidural, without an epidural. I’m here.
….I know I keep reblogging this but people keep adding super important information.
I feel like no one tells women this stuff because if a woman was even a little on the fence about having a baby before this would kinda make them run for the damn hills.
…..you are correct, typing.
300% EXTRA SURE I’M NOT HAVING BABIES.
peri bottles, witch hazel or anti-pain anticeptic spray are your friends. Also passing large clots after birth is a WARNING SIGN. Bigger than a half dollar is a sign that you have not passed your entire placenta (this is most common in hospital vaginal births where the mother is not allowed to naturally birth the placenta and instead has it ripped out by the doctor) if there is any placenta left in your uterus you can get extremely ill. This happened to both myself and my mother in law
WOW I didn’t know any of this and I’m terrified of what more I’m unaware of about my own body :( Honestly when will we fucking abolish this taboo about the female body…
I had pretty great sex ed in school (lots of contraceptive information, and totally acknowledged that teenagers might have sex) and all of this is news to me.
And, as a 28-year-old person with a uterus, I’m extremely appalled I’m just learning this.
Long, but very important information, even for those who don’t plan to have children, because you will almost certainly know someone who will, and you might be able to to help them. Or at least increase your level of empathy for them.
I had my son before I was legally an adult. Because I was still in high school, I got a HUGE amount of pregnancy education. But this was one of the things I was just not prepared for, even with a shit ton of information about pregnancy and birth from my school’s program for teen moms.
I bled for a solid six weeks straight. It fucking sucks.
I just can’t fathom why we live in a society where school systems, doctors, and parents purposely withhold vital information about sex and pregnancy from their children.
The ‘scene’ from ‘The Bronze’, HD, sharper, lighter, enjoy it!
Ummm. 🙈😭
not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump
But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t want either candidate wrote in a name, someone else would stand a chance [and we could live with ourselves, not having voted for one or the other]
no they wouldn’t, literally do not do this
please educate yourself about nader and the 2000 presidential election before encouraging this literally terrible idea
People on both sides say “Not voting for my candidate is a vote for the other guy” No, it’s just not a vote for your fucking candidate. Vote for who you actually believe in, otherwise you might as well not vote. If Hillary actually gave a damn she would try harder than just say “Vote for me cause I’m not Trump” No bitch, how about you show me something I can believe in. God damn, no wonder so many people don’t fucking vote.
*sigh*
Let me explain why they say a vote for a 3rd candidate or not voting for Hillary is voting for Trump:
The United States does not have a direct democratic voting system. We have an indirect system called the electoral college.The electoral college is a compromise between election of the President by a vote in Congress and election of the President by a popular vote of qualified citizens.
To win the Presidency you do not need a popular majority; you need the majority of votes of the electoral college.
The way the college works is that the two parties select the delegates that will serve as electors, and the electors pledge to vote for the candidates, depending on their party affiliation, of either the democratic or republican party. So, when people go vote, they are actually going to vote for electors that have pledged to vote for a specific party/candidate.
Each state is allocated a different number of electoral seats, and so not every state is truly worth the same given that every candidate is racing to secure 270 seats (minimum required to win the election).
What’s important to note is that the electoral college is a winner take all vote in 48 of the 50 states, meaning that the candidate with the higher number of votes in a given state will get ALL of the seats. This is one of the reasons why third party candidates are a wasted vote.
Based on our country’s history, most States around the country have already been defined as either red or blue, because the majority of the people that go and vote in said states tend to stick to either one or the other no matter who is on the ballot. It becomes a bit of loyalism to a party or, more accurately, just a strong distaste towards the ideals of the other party. However, there are a few swing states that really define the elections, for each election cycle they tend to change depending on who is on the ballot.
Now, third party candidates, which is often used as a protest vote, have never worked because a) they are not written into every state ballot, meaning that there are states that don’t offer these candidates given that they did not qualify b) have rarely gotten enough votes to even be up for electoral seats c) ALWAYS end up hurting one of the two candidates, for, in close runs, they can make one of the other two candidates lose a SWING STATE.
This is what happened with Ralph Nader in 2000. The votes that he received hurt Gore in certain states, particularly florida, which led to Bush winning as he had the majority of electoral seats even though he did not have the majority in popular vote.
Now, in the latest poll, it shows that the race between Hillary and trump is very close, and, when third party candidates are involved, it actually HURTS Hillary’s chances.
Now, if it hurts her enough, Trump can obtain the much needed swing states. If he gets over 270 seats (and thus more than hillary) he WILL win the goddamn election.
This is not a year to vote for a third party candidate. This is not a man you want in the oval office of the most powerful country in the world.
There is nothing NOTHING you can pull out that will make Trump the lesser of two evils.
We live in a country that has a two party system, so yes, a vote for a 3rd party candidate or a non-vote IS actually a vote for trump.
GUYS PSA FROM BRITAIN.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH BREXIT PLEASE DON’T REPEAT OUR MISTAKES. SOME OF OUR VOTERS VOTED LEAVE AS PROTEST AND DIDN’T REALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN - NOW WE ARE DEFINITELY LEAVING AND OUR POLITICAL LANDSCAPE IS IN RUIN AND OUR ECONOMY IS TRASH. PLEAASE, PLEAASE, VOTE HILARY.
I wish this sounded more like fiction...
oh my god
i’m gonna do it
i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire
KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR
YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO
AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS
THEY’RE BRO BEARS
KAT NO OOO. NO
i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book
it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively
the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.
bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:
the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a secret princess bear:
bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:
THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD
In conclusion:
I blame Stephanie Meyer.
Frankly I think someone needs to let Sebastian Stan know.
I think Stan needs to be kept well away.
I read the synopsis on that Woodpecker book today. This is right up his boulevard, the nutty bastard.
This just restores my faith in humanity. Truly. How can evil prevail when we have shit like this? I LOVE it.
Yaaaaaaaaas kiss gifs kiss gifs kiss gifs!
I'm NOT ok right now, but it's good to know there are other #xcompany fans out there doing the ugly cry too.
Congratulations to the cast and crew!
Yeeeeeeeeees!