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[rwbytexts]

Anonymous said to rwbytexts:Nora/Pyrrha BROTP bits?

[erinye]

man, now im havin so many angst filled headcanons for when Ren and Nora were younger. did they meet at a orphanage? did they lose their family to Grimms?? WAT HAPPENED DAMMIT

[kaisergeyser]

Nooooo my heart! 💔

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

@breadthepirate:

Sun is slightly disturbed.

Inspired by this incorrect quote! Check out how great this art is!

[eunnieverse]

And then the guard died.

[dashingicecream]

“Ruby, how was your first day at Beacon?”

“0/10 would not reccommend ;_;”

[rwby-confessions]

neutral-nobody

It may be wishful thinking, but I’d love to see Yang vs Pyrrha in the singles round. I’ve wanted a fight between the two of them for a long time. There’s a long way to go though before that happens, I’d wager.

[rwby-humor]

Sun: This is great! This is our chance to finally be on tv!

Neptune: I always thought you'd end up on TV, I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs.

Sun: You mean as a magician?

Neptune: Yeah, that's it.

[dashingicecream]

halloween RWBY: the lion king cast!

[xuunies]

a reminder

[xuunies]

based off of this post c:

[mastonet]

Headcanon that when Yang and Ruby were little and Ruby did something good Yang gave her a pat on the head. You got a A on your report card? Pat on the head. Wrote a little story? Pat on the freaking head. Killed your first Creature of Grimm? Holy hell your awesome another pat on the head.

But then one day one pat on the head gets too intense. its happens so fast. the patting increases. suddenly yang fucking pats ruby so hard she bounces and SLAM DUNKS HER LIKE COME AND SLAM WELCOME TO THE JAM

[weissrabbit-deactivated20230919]

[rwby-humor]

Professor Ozpin: Please Miss Rose, tell me exactly how your dormitory room was destroyed this morning.

Ruby: Well I was playing a prank on Yang and I pretended to cut off some of her hair...

Professor Ozpin: *sips his coffee* I see.

[rwby-humor]

Other people's shower thoughts: [mind blowing realization]

My shower thoughts: [Ive Been Working On the Railroad 10 Hour Version]

[rwby-humor]

something in my room: *falls*

me: If that was a spirit, you need to chill. If that was gravity, you also need to chill.

[dashingicecream]

[arsaniit-deactivated20170618]

Monty Oum

DO YOU HEAR THAT?! IT’S JUST THE SOUND OF MY HEART SHATTERING INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES!

[dashingicecream]

later:

[cinderfell]

neo collects knives and daggers like people collect cool rocks or beanie babies and whenever she becomes acquainted with somebody and decides she’s not going to impale them with her parasol, the first thing she does is show them her Knife Room

[cinderfell]

emerald: [being led into a dark room] um neo what is this

neo: [flips on light, revealing a room filled with AT LEAST a hundred knives]

emerald:

neo:

emerald: …..cinder says i have to go home right now immediately