Psalm 51:1-4

Catherine. 19. Quebec. I'm annoying, complain about everything and make bad jokes but i can entertain people with approximative knowledge of stupid films trivia My hobbies include worshipping Valve, crying a lot and selling my soul to George Lucas.

[dumouwin]

the weird, bad-vibe feeling when a guy you don’t know calls you “babe” vs. the light, airy, blushy-all-over feeling when a girl you don’t know calls you “babe”

[empressmcbride]

[sonnywortzik]

You need to know something. You did more for my little girl today than her own daddy ever did in his whole life. I didn’t do anything Rick or Shane wouldn’t have done. I know. You’re every bit as good as them. Every bit.

[vegaofthelyre]

PENNY DREADFUL | SEASON ONE

[joekeerys]

[sonnywortzik]

The Walking Dead + words

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i have been getting messages nonstop since posting this and in response i am adding more movies: scarface, american psycho and a clockwork orange. goodbye

[clayaire-deactivated20210206]

every man i ever gave my attention to i regret

[milesgmoralles]

“Carrie Fisher was the perfect reminder of what cool things can happen when you allow mental illness to inspire instead of repress” x 

Sleep well, Princess (1956-2016)

[ghost-nettle]

the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul

[vaneessaives]

(x)

[gopokethings]

Igglybuff » Jigglypuff » Wigglytuff

[tremblements]

me: im feeling pretty Stable right now

brain: (shooting at my feet with a gun like an evil cowboy) I wanna see ya dance!!!

[tremblements]

People who own chickens for pets

Me: *showing somebody my chickens* And this is Fluffy and Mary and Barbra!

Somebody: Haha well you know what I would name them? Dinner and supper!

Me: Excuse me do I talk about your children like that?

[blackmirrorcaps]

[bpdirt]

i want to get better but being a mess is my entire identity

[jonroxton]

There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. 

[jonroxton]

The Masque of Red Death by Edgar Allen Poe

[marsixm]

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

[prsphn1-deactivated20160816]

“arent u a bit too obsessed with that thing?” listen my buddy my guy i dont know how 2 just like smth a moderate amount …… i am being swallowed whole and alive by the Burning Fire of my Obsession™,,,, my pal u are incorrect im no such thing as “a bit” obsessed i am ….. on fire and can talk of nothing else ,,,,, friend,