“Horrible Histories” sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sometimes I love this job. I do. I really do!”
“There’s nothing wrong with building a horse toilet.”
“I’m guessing the parachute didn’t work.”
“Ow, that’s me you’re stabbing!”
“You ain’t listening to me, you flannel!”
“I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom.”
“Hot sausage!”
“You want to know why I sat on that bus?”
“I got drunk and measured him.”
“I’m fat! I need a chocolate.”
“We are looking for an exceptional cook who does exceptional cooking, exceptionally.”
“Hello, have we met? I’m a kangaroo!”
“I’d give you bees, dead dogs, and flies.”
“Oh, that is a sad story. Would you like my private 27-piece orchestra to play you something sad?”
“This man/woman is going to kill me with this fish!”
“Yeah, hi, I’d like to buy 5000 wasps.”
“Vegetables are for peasants!”
“My suggestion is destroy the sun.”
“Soon they will be upon us. We must flee this place!”
“No more stockings made out of gravy for me!”
“Hi! I’m a shouty man/woman!”
“We’re here to raid your monasteries.”
“Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.”
“I don’t know why I’m saying sorry, he’s dead.”
“You swapped your own son for a chicken.”
“Ugh, I can smell that putrid donkey liver from here.”
“Am I right? No! I’m absolutely wrong!”
“That’ll teach you to be a nasty assassin.”
“Some might say I ruined their lives.”
“That’s not glamorous, that’s lame.”
“I have to say, that’s the most pleasant mugging I’ve ever had.”
“Permission to speak terminated.”
“We can’t feed her dead, buttered spiders. That’s just crazy.”
“When you hear how my story ends you won’t believe your ears.”
“Shut it, lampy-knickers!”
“If you rescue me people will still find me really annoying.”
“I really should’ve worn two pairs of underpants.”
“He urgently needs soup.”
