Riv

i’m not sick but i’m not well

[rxritzz]

intro post

or something

Hi i’m riv xxxxx

i’m 7teen and i’m on smmmmm badness

i luv maraudwrs, class of 09, mlp, beetlejuice, heartbreak high, house, b99, superstore, so on and so forth

i’m writing wuite a few marauders fics rn but my CURRENT one that i’m lockef in on is called prison for life by rxritzz and is sunkiller based so thats cool i guess

my fav ships are sunkiller, bartydora, bartylily, rosekiller, prongsfoot, james/xenophilius, moonchaser, (are we sensing a theme), sybil x aurora, pandalene, marylene

dni if ur racist or homophobic or anything bc ur the worst and should sort that out asap <3

[lady-st4rdustt]

if we try hard enough i feel like hornkus binglefuck could become the next gilderat cologne incident

[messformoony]

Pandora with the prettiest antique jwellery

(it might not have much use but it's pretty right?)

[imarocketqueen]

[silvert4bby]

being a marauders fan on tumblr rn is crazy because I will never be able to explain hornkus binglefuck to anyone who didn’t see it happen. also it could be a very small thing and I’m just moots with binglemasters

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw

[starcroww]

Hornkus binglefuck is actually the product of one of Pandoras experiments on Barty gone horribly wrong and now there's a Barty clone walking about.

[marymacdonaldkinnie]

Mary loves saying "binglefuck ate my homework" instead of "my dog ate my homework"

[evil-twink-reg]

remus wearing a form fitting tank top instead of baggy shit for the first time and the entirety of gryffindor tower doing a double take

[rxritzz]

Evan Hansen IS a Remus Lupin variant and i will take no criticism on this take

[canismajors-heart]

remus has a big nose

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[outromoonyy]

​"I think Mary thinks we're sleeping together."

​"We are sleeping together," Sirius mumbled, his chin hooked lazily over Remus's shoulder. They were on the common room sofa, and despite the fact that they were the only ones sitting on it, Sirius was pressed practically into Remus's lap.

​"We share a dormitory," Remus corrected, trying to ignore the solid warmth of Sirius against his side. "That is not the same thing."

​"She asked me how long we've been in love."

​Remus stopped breathing. The crackle of the fireplace suddenly sounded very far away. "And what did you say?"

​Sirius shifted, finally dropping his feet from the coffee table to turn and face Remus completely. He didn't hesitate. "I told her since second year."

​Remus's heart slammed against his ribs. "You lied."

​"Did I?" Sirius asked softly. His hand moved up, his thumb brushing over a faint scar on Remus's cheek. "Tell me I lied, Moony, and I'll go tell Mary she was wrong."

Remus stared at him, the silence roaring in his ears. The weight of it was too much. Sirius was too close, too warm, and looking at him like that.

The fight completely drained out of him. With a shaky exhale, Remus just let his head drop forward, burying his face in the crook of Sirius's neck.

He felt Sirius’s breath catch before both arms wrapped around him, holding him tight against the cushions.

"Mary is entirely too nosy."

[rxritzz]

the concept of autistic, socially inept, stuttering, overly literal, permanently blank faced remus lupin is a work of art

[ang3ls-666]

Not to screenshot my own post but these two next to each other is killing me

[aiexh]

contrary to popular belief, barty DID reunite with evan in the afterlife, but due to the dementor's kiss, he was only a shell of who he used to be

he lost everything that made barty barty

evan noticed, of course, but never really cared. obviously, he was sad about how things turned out, but in his eyes, barty was barty. his barty, and nothing could change that.

when barty thought of his past, he could only remember the extremes of it. his hypersexual tendencies, his chaotic and destructive persona, his all consuming love for evan.

so, he created hornkus binglefuck (reggie chose that nickname), an "alter ego" of sorts, from what he could remember of his past self, and tried his best to embody that persona, simply because he couldnt take the pain in evan's eyes whenever he looked at barty

evan hated hornkus binglefuck so much, because that wasnt barty. sure he was chaotic and outgoing and lowkey evil, but that was the barty everyone else saw, that was the persona barty forced himself to be. his barty was soft, gentle, passionate.

his barty would softly stroke his back after rough sex, whispering sweet nothings into his ear. his barty would sneak the two out of hogwarts just because he noticed evan was feeling overwhelmed. his barty took his time and listened to whatever bullshit evan was ranting about that day. his barty was his, and his only. not some persona, but himself, raw and unhidden. he wouldn't have to hide behind false words and emotions with evan, never.

so, one day, evan sat barty down, and explained to him oh so softly, because he knew barty was still fragile, no matter how much he tried to hide it, and he told him. he told him everything about his barty, and how he didn't have to pretend around him, and how much he loved him, his lack of a soul and true happiness included.

and barty broke down, and Evan held him, just like how barty held him during their hogwarts days. and barty never pretended around him anymore.

[rxritzz]

rip narcissa black you wouldve loved lana del ray

[dannyintheskywithdiamonds]

Evan Rosier never belonged to himself.

He came out of the womb as his sisters protector and his fathers successor. He became the kid that got his knuckles bloody for ten quid from the older lads down the street who’s mums might pay attention to the bruises.

That is to say,

Evan’s identity was given to him and never something he figured out for himself.

And that’s probably why he doesn’t recognise himself when he looks in a mirror. (He won’t hold a mirror to himself either. He’s scared of what he might see. So he won’t think about it.)

Etc etc I shall return to this next time I spark up 😝