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Hello gang, I’m Ryan!

23 years old (‘02)

I’m a nonbinary lesbian (any/all)

Originally from São Paulo, Brazil, but lived in LA for 4 years to attend university

I have a bachelor’s degree in biochemistry with a minor in science education!

I’m passionate about: 80s punk/post-punk, 90s grunge, 2000s pop punk, biochemistry (obviously), science education (obviously), makeup, alternative fashion, making jewelry, playing bass, and literature

My ultimate goal in life is to be a chemistry professor! I’m always happy to answer any science-y questions, so send them my way! My tag for this is #ryan talks science

My DMs are permanently closed. If you’d like to talk to me, my inbox is open.

DO NOT INTERACT:

Sexually with me. It’s ok if you have an NSFW blog, as long as you don’t make sexual comments towards me.

If you are a TERF

If you’re pro bigotry, pro colonialism, anti intellectualism, anti science

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#finally decided to have a pinned post on this blog

I want a gay son AND a thot daughter. Do you have any idea the boost in power that a thot can get by having a gay brother? And the gay son also gets a power boost by having a thot sister. They’re yin and yang and can’t be separated

#my thot daughter needs that gay brother he’s helping her be a terrible woman #and my gay son needs his thot sister. who else will help him terrorize men like #those are my children they’re making each other terrible and that’s what I want my legacy to be

I LOVE BEING GAY

I think a lot of the time, people ignore the fact that someone being closeted and someone not coming out explicitly are two different things. Just because a public figure hasn’t screamed their queerness from the rooftops, that doesn’t mean they’re hiding or in denial. Simply existing as a queer person is an option too. Cishets do it all the time without being questioned

#I see this with so many celebrities like #Connor Storrie isn’t queerbaiting you!!#he’s just living his life #that’s not closeted behavior #no one assumed anyone’s hiding their cisheterosexuality just because they don’t say it outright #lgbtq #lgbt #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #queer

every brazilian person i know (approximately 4) is from são paulo. is this a crazy coincidence?

It’s not. São Paulo is the most populated city in all of the Americas AND Southern Hemisphere. The São Paulo metropolitan area represents about 10% of the entire Brazilian population and has 2x the population of the whole country of Portugal.

Considering the south/southeast region of Brazil (where SP is located) contains more English speakers than other regions, it’s just a matter of statistics that if you come across a Brazilian online while speaking English, São Paulo is their most likely location.

The other 90% of Brazilians who aren’t from São Paulo city are also chronically online, but if you can’t speak Portuguese, there’s less of a chance you’ll be able to talk to them.

#10% is only São Paulo CITY. if we’re talking the SP STATE it’s 20% of the Brazilian population #SP state has a population of 46 million people #for reference the entire country of Canada has roughly 40 million people

My job has soaked up all of my negative emotions like a sponge to the extent I don’t even feel anger or sadness outside of work anymore. I’m already all out of it after 5pm.

I think one of the most metal things I’ve ever done was when I played bass in a rock band at uni, and I practiced too hard the day before, so I woke up with a bunch of painful blisters the day of the gig. I couldn’t play. So I brought super glue to the venue and right before sound check I just coated my fingertips in a thick ass layer of super glue. It was like a really thick second skin. Then I played the gig business as usual and spent the next week peeling my fingertips from a crust of super glue, dead skin, and blood

#it hurt so bad afterwards do not do this #it did in fact help with the pain of the blisters like. it was a good and strong enough second skin #I managed to play relatively painlessly #I tried actual liquid second skin specifically for wounds but the bass strings were way too rough for them and ripped it right off #the super glue was strong enough to hold #I wouldn’t recommend doing this although I would do it again #cw blood #?#music #live music #bass

Every day I must fight the 3pm sleepiness

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I don’t know why, but in this previous week my days of gay awakening have been coming back to me. It’s been over 10 years now. I’m remembering the feeling of realizing I liked girls, that the flutters in my tummy were never platonic, that the things my imagination fed me were beyond my control, that I’d never have a “normal life”. The mixture of excitement and fear I felt, that slowly morphed into a relaxed joy.

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I remember how my thoughts of “I wonder what it’s like” morphed into “I’m going to find out what it’s like” and then once I finally acted on it, became “I love what’s it like”, and that’s where I’ve lived ever since

I don’t know why, but in this previous week my days of gay awakening have been coming back to me. It’s been over 10 years now. I’m remembering the feeling of realizing I liked girls, that the flutters in my tummy were never platonic, that the things my imagination fed me were beyond my control, that I’d never have a “normal life”. The mixture of excitement and fear I felt, that slowly morphed into a relaxed joy.

#lgbtq #lgbt #lesbian #sapphic #wlw

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I think Drake must’ve been part of a rival species to me in another life, because seeing his face or hearing his voice awaken some type of ancestral rage in me. It genuinely puts me into a fight or flight state and I’m picking fight every time

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When the Kendrick and Drake beef first went down it actually put me into a manic-like state of elation. Hearing Kendrick Lamar express his hatred of Drake was so validating for me. And seeing how much everyone was clowning on Drake… I got such a rush from that. It was the high you get when you remove a splinter or pop a pimple.

If I’m on the verge of death, play any of Kendrick Lamar’s diss tracks against Drake. If I don’t wake up to cheer it on you can pull the plug. I’m gone from this world

#I’ve hated Drake for as long as I’ve been aware of his existence #and that was like 2015ish or whenever Hotline Bling came out and became a meme #so I watched the music video to see what was up #and oh my God the sheer ancestral rage that possessed me watching/listening to that song #I hate the fuckass way he dances and the fuckass sound of his voice #I wish I could roll up into the joint the feeling I got when I first listened to Kendrick rap the bars I hate the way that you walk the way #that you talk I hate the way that you dress

I think Drake must’ve been part of a rival species to me in another life, because seeing his face or hearing his voice awaken some type of ancestral rage in me. It genuinely puts me into a fight or flight state and I’m picking fight every time

#I hate that man so much #it makes my breathing tight and hands shake #every time I hear a drake song playing anywhere it makes me want to scream and tear my hair out #it’s kind of irrational how angry he makes me

I don’t care if one of my writing quirks is a sign of AI! I was here with my em dashes, semicolons, Oxford commas, and flowery prose before ChatGPT!!!! Why should I be the one to change? I’m not destroying an entire town’s water supply every time I write a chapter

#I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!!

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

If gender is a performance I’m getting tomatoes thrown at me

#and the crowd goes mild

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I feel like a teletubby at the gym bc everyone there’s thinking about pain and revenge as they lift weights meanwhile I’m doing lat pulldowns and rows like weeeeee :D pulling is so fun :D

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This is how I feel weight training at the gym

I feel like a teletubby at the gym bc everyone there’s thinking about pain and revenge as they lift weights meanwhile I’m doing lat pulldowns and rows like weeeeee :D pulling is so fun :D

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