[bastard-unlimited]

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

[lindendragon]

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

[bastard-unlimited]

because I hate americans and redditors next question

[fairycrowbar]

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

[shittyreblogville]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[xkatebishop]

Lindsay in 7 Wonderings

[babyorm]

soft cows

[caffstrink]

how i imagine human tom nook. hes your uncle, who is balding

[creatrixanimi]

take my tweet screenshot

[eblahs]

commissions for @micooll !! :^)

[tiefighters]

Star Wars: Myths and Fables

Series by Grant Griffin || IG

[gyoid-deactivated20200927]

harold, theyre lesbians

[saviebelledraws]

I stayed up til 8 in the morning doing this

[nostrem]

[mazzystargirl]

characters in kids media who should be allowed to say fuck:

candace flynn

toph beifong

jack from magic tree house

firestar

percy jackson

[depressedtrashcant]

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

I can hear this post

[minecraft-swear-jar]

I dont care how much time passes, one of the funniest moments in achievement hunter was in sky factory when Gavin was trying to write his name with gold bits on the tower of pimps and he wrote "gay" and said "aw that's not a v." But then he just left it there so over the course of the episode everyone discovered gay written on the tower one by one and they all had a different but hilarious comment about it.

[memewhore]

[monarchisms]

【 (☉౪⊙ ) 】

[sugarvale]

[bearie]