1006 Ryden Fics
Update: 1/24/23: After like 8 years I think I finally got this to work again!
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(Good In Bed But) Better With ChopsticksĀ Ryan couldnāt use chopsticks if his life depended on it.
(Not) Afraid Of Being Broken InĀ Brendon wasnāt really sure how itād happened. Well, he knew it started with some cuddling, then moved slowly, building for months until everything started to fit together
Ā [And Youāll End Up Looking Like Supernovas]Ā Ryan gets sunburned.
[Douse The Lights]Ā āIāve been waiting for you,ā Brendon tells him, and Ryan says, āI know.ā
Ā [Off a Cliff Just For the Spark]Ā Ryan doesnāt want to do anything to ruin his already perfect memories. Brendon thinks that the stupidest thing ever.
Ā [Youāll Be Platinum]Ā Brendonās sex tape gets mixed reviews.
Ā @RepliesĀ Panic loves spamming twitter
Ā 1-800-CALL-ME-BĀ Brendon works in a call center, but not just any call center, and a certain client keeps calling back for more. Itās better than youād think.
Ā 20 Little Random MomentsĀ Brendon and Ryanās relationship told in 20 moments.
Ā 21Ā āAttentionā was the number one thing on Brendonās list of stuff he wanted for his birthday.
Ā 28:06:42:12Ā Donnie Darko. Itās great but the end is really disappointing, sigh.
Ā 50-50Ā Ryan Ross says yes to lube.
86, 400 ChancesĀ Ryan has Aspergerās Syndrome and is obsessed with time. Brendon loves him and goes with the flow. With 86,400 seconds in a day there are 86,400 chances to break it or keep it all together.
A Break from the NoiseĀ Ryan Ross has ānoise.ā He hears what people think, feels what they feel, and sees what they see in their mind.
Ā A City Named For UsĀ Brendon and Ryan and the bitch of living. (Ryanās side) And not-sequel-type-thing?Ā That Long in Darkness PinedĀ Brendon and Ryan and the bitch of living. (Brendonās side.)
A Dark and Rainy NightĀ An isolated video shoot turns deadly when a series of seeming coincidences conspire to trap the boys of Panic! at the Disco in a mountain valley with a psycho killer on the looseā¦ And Brendon canāt seem to stop staring dreamily at Ryan long enough to focus on the danger!
Ā A Doll In His HandsRyanās fingers are messy, so Brendon cleans them off.
A Fetish For The FiniteĀ And Sequel:Ā Crush Me Like A FlowerĀ and third:Ā Drop A HeartĀ AND A FOURTH:Ā Just What Iām Used To
Ā A Friend Of MineĀ Ryan just needs someone to come and hang out with him, but everyoneās busy. Story of his life. Jon sends his friend Brendon to help.
Ā A Hotter Touch, A Better Fā¦ Than Any Girl Youāll Ever MeetĀ The one where being Mr. Nice Guy has some unforeseen consequences.
Ā A Kiss for Luck, Submerge MyselfĀ āAt least she thought we were fighting,ā he offered weakly, fixated on the undone top buttons of Brendonās shirt and the flash of pale skin that showed through the gap and wondering if Brendon was as hard beneath those dress pants as he was right now.
Ā A Little Less Sixteen Candles
"To be honest, I kind of just want him to pound me."
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy CrushĀ
What if RyanĀ canĀ have them both?
A Little Lessā¦Ā and Sequel:Ā The Pros And Cons Of Group Sex With Your BandmatesGSF. why.
A Little More Touch Me
Brendon had aĀ thingĀ about Ryanās hands.
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A Lover or a Friend, a Big Thing or a SmallĀ Brendon Urie, famous solo artist, is finally working on his second album, but itās coming along a little slower than heād hope. He canāt help itāhe has a son to take care of, someone who he puts in front of everything. When Pete, his boss, gets restless and demands he starts working on the album, he brings Brendon a lyricist to help him get it finished. As the work progresses, their friendship progressesābut what happens when feelings do the same? Whatās Brendon supposed to do when Ryanās off limits in more ways than one?
A Manic Depressive Named Laughing BoyĀ It is a truth not universally acknowledged that every small boy of highly advanced mechanical and electrical skills must be in want of a robot. Thus, Spencer created George 1.0Ā
Ā A Million Ways To FallĀ Brendon is having trouble coming to terms with being gay. So what does he do? Have a one-night stand of course. He starts to get sick and when he passes out, heās taken to the doctor and finds out he has a mysterious unknown man disease. Either that, or heās pregnant.
Ā A Mitten Love StoryĀ Ryan and Brendon liked being snowman hands. They liked everything about being mittens together
Ā A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley SquareĀ Brendon Urie has had a hopeless crush on Ryan Ross since the mortifying moment when he introduced himself at a national forensic conference by tripping in the aisle next to where Ryan was sitting and getting coffee all over his shirt.
A Physics Prodigy From UkraineĀ Ryan has depression and then Brendon moves in next door.
A Proportional ResponseĀ So, yes, okay, he had a public sex kink. He was an attention whore, and besides, everyone had something, right? Still, it was totally unfair of Brendon to use it against him like this.Ā
A Shift in ToneĀ Brendon questions Ryanās words.
A Simple SouvenirĀ Ryan hates the beach and he hates even more that he has to spend his vacation there.
A Tale Of Two BookstoresĀ Patrick manages one of the many Barnes & Nobles in town, and everything is fine aside from his grumpy cashiers, his caffeine addicted baristas, and the two hidden in the back closet. Everything is fine, that is, until Borders decided to move in down the street and, yeah, Patrick is in trouble.
A Vicious, Delicious CycleĀ Brendon thinks school paddings are just a big tease.
A Wave You Glide In OnĀ High School AU. Fake Dating
A Year and an Ocean of DistanceĀ Based on the infamousĀ Twitpic.
Abomination
High School. Brendon develops a crush on the pastorās son. In which it is okay to cry over just about anything and itās also acceptable to have sex in your friendās grandmotherās bath using her head and shoulders shampoo as lubricant.
About Changes to @Replies: TheSpencerSmith @thisisryanross Jealous much? (Twitter!fic)
About Love and ForgetfulnessĀ One day, Brendon wakes up with amnesia.
About Space Unicorns and Chocolate PuddingĀ Lukeās daddy was the coolest person on earth. He always played games with him and he could build the most awesome space camps.
AbsenceĀ Ryan and Brendon grew up together, but have grown apart. Brendon stayed in Vegas and built his life there, while Ryan left the city to be thrown all over the world by a job he despises. After years of coming and going, they attempt to take a hold of each other once more.
Ace of SpadesĀ Ryan Ross has dodged death too many times, and when he does die heās given another chance: go back to Earth and make someone fall in love with him in less then a month. Only problem isā¦ he has to make a straight boy fall in love with him.
After All, Youāre My WonderwallĀ Heād puke until his back, shoulders and stomach were burning. Heād throw up until he couldnāt breathe, sobbing uncontrollably as he knelt down in front of the toilet, hands palm flat against the dirty church floor.
After I Have DreamedĀ āRyan Ross!ā Brendon declares when he steps off the bus in front of their hotel, glasses askew, turning to face Ryan. āI love you!ā
After the RainĀ Ryan finds a boy who is soaking wet and obviously hurt.
Agent ProvocateurĀ Brendonās hit in the head and loses his memory. Spy fic.
AkinĀ Brothers, Ryan and Brendon, were separated at a young age by their parentsā divorce. Their father took Ryan, against his wishes, to live in New York, while Brendon stayed in Nevada with their mother. Now, twelve years later, the two brothers are forced to spend time with each other, something that doesnāt go over too well with a bitter Ryan.Ā
Aliens in AmericaĀ Brendonās convinced Ryan is an alien.
All Aboard Memory Lane
All AlongĀ Ryan always seems to appear when Brendon is doing something particularly embarrassing.
All For YouĀ The thing about Brendon, Ryan muses to himself, is that he loves attention.
All in My MindĀ The day Brendon metĀ himĀ was the day Ryanās life started unraveling at the seams.
All My Best Titles Are Song LyricsĀ Ryan unknowingly takes his favorite song-writerās virginity.
All That You Canāt HoldĀ Ryan stares out the window a lot.
All This Alcohol Is Going To My BrainĀ Ryanās getting married and Brendon just canāt move on.
All This Alcohol is Going To My HeadĀ Just one more drink and heāll move on, he swears. Sequel:Ā Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something BlueĀ Brendon ruins everything.
All To Catch A ThiefĀ Brendonās life is comatose and boring until someone breaks into every house in the town except his. A fairy tale about criminals. Itās so cute!
All We Fear is All that Can Save UsĀ Jon and Ryan still talk to Spencer, and Jon still talks to Brendon, but since that decision was made last May, Ryan and Brendon havenāt really talked. And Brendon knows that he shouldnāt be surprised that Ryanās here; after all, heās here and heās never been as, well, expressive about sex as Ryan has been.
All We Fear Is All Weāve ForgottenĀ They both get off on pain Ā
All We HaveĀ Seventeen years into the future, things have changed. Itās time to find out where you come from, where you belong, and where youāre going.
All Wound Up
Brendon will never mention it but he loves Ryan best when heās restless.
All You Need IsĀ And everyone is always saying it, always singing āAll you need is love,ā but no one actually really realizes what theyāre saying.
Alternate Uses For A Hipsterās DecorĀ āDid you know Spencerās coming over?ā Ryan says, and Spencer startles so badly that his hand nearly smacks into the door, and Spencer knows the sound of that would give him away, but Ryanās talking again, and Spencer strains to hear. āWhat do you think heād do, if he came in and saw us like this?ā
Always Leaving, ButĀ If thereās a science to it, Brendon canāt figure it out.
Amnesia in the ShitholeĀ Four days since their last gig. Four long, weary days since Ryan Ross, the guitarist of the world-known band Panic! at the Disco had mysteriously disappeared. Four days full of sorrow, worry and fights over frustration. Brendon sighed.Ā Four days without Ryan by my side,Ā he thought, feeling hot tears burning his eyes.
AmplifiedĀ Ryan doesnāt understand why people think heās a slut.
An Accident or an Incident?Ā If you have a serious problem with the opposite gender you probably shouldnāt go see a creepy fortuneteller.
An Anchor With a Broken ChainĀ When Ian gets hurt in a car accident, Ryan steps up to the plate and takes Ianās place in the Panic at the Disco tour.
An Attempt to Clean Up a MessĀ He turns his head to look at the ceiling, words blurring together in a broken sigh, āLife is a mess, Brendon. And I hate messes, very, very much.ā
An Unlikely Victorian Heroine
Ā āArms arenāt supposed to get me so hot, Ross.ā
And Donāt TwirlĀ Ryan is a 22-year-old model, with empty aspirations and disappointment with himself. He meets a hairdresser who needs to belong, and maybe he needs to find out what he needs before he can be what other people need.
And I Will Know You By the Shape of Your AbsenceĀ Life has a habit of becoming ridiculously reliable when youāre least expecting it.
And If Angels Can FallĀ Features lonely, scientist Ryan, who discovers something he never thought possible on a normal day at work. Brendon related shenanigans and minor angst ensue.
And She Will Be LovedĀ Ryan finds Brendon broken and bruised on a lobby floor and decides that Brendon needs to be showed what love is.
And Some You Do ForĀ Brendon Urie is lonely, Spencer Smith and Jon Walker are bored and life in Thornton Hill seems like itās never going to be anything but mundane. Then a mysterious stranger sets up a shop on Main Street and suddenly everything is a little more magical. Part one of theĀ Thornton HillĀ series
And That Smile That You Give To MeĀ Ryan wants nothing more than to let Brendon knows how he feels, but heās too shy to say anything. So Jon decides to help and makes up a game of seduction with a promise that if Ryan plays correctly, heāll have Brendon falling over him in four days.
Ā And The Clock Strikes Twelve
Ā Brendon sinks into his chest, gaze landing on the mirror in front of them. āLook at us,ā he breathes, even though Ryan already is.
And The Night Shall Be Filled With MusicĀ symphony orchestra.
And the Sun Burnt Out TonightĀ Peopleās faces look so much richer when theyāve been crying, but I always found it the most tortuous sight in the world to watch you cry. It was just wrong.
And Then It RainedStanding on the other side of the window, looking rather distraught and soaked to the bone, glancing around helplessly as the rain pounded down on him.
And Weāll Always Have Barcelona
Ryan and Brendon have long broken up, but Brendon invites Ryan to Barcelona for vacation anyway.
And Whether Pigs Have WingsĀ Ryan impulse buys a pet shop and employs Brendon to help him out there. Completely adorable.
Angel of MusicĀ His life is hard, and heās often mistreated, but at least heās got a roof over his head, and food in his stomach. Heās learned to stop wanting any more then that.
Angels Among UsĀ Ryan never knows how Brendon talks him into doing things like this.
AnnoyingĀ Bunk sex, yay!
Another Good Word For FellatioĀ Ryan is offended that Brendon gives better head.
AnxietyĀ Features nervous Brendon and shy Ryan in the clichĆ© high school setting. Ryanās in an abusive relationship with Jake and no one notices. Brendonās the shy, geeky kid [whose best friend is one Mr. William Beckett] who just wants Ryan to notice him.
Anyone Else But YouĀ Right before college starts up again, Brendon meets Spencerās friend, Ryan, and they hook up. Two days later, he finds out Ryan is one of his teachers.
Aphroditeās TrapĀ Brendon and Ryan go to Greece, but Ryanās apparently the boy of ancient prophesy.
Apparitions and Other Everyday AbnormalitiesĀ Ghost!fic. Ryanās mother has completely fucked up his life by uprooting them and moving them back to Vegas, back to his hometown. He was expecting to be alone in a new place with no friends. What heĀ wasnātĀ expecting was to find his house rather occupied by an univited guest that doesnāt seem to be able to leave. READ NOW.
Are You Like This, Afraid to be YourselfĀ download link. Ryan is cold and Brendon is hot. Perfect!
Are You There, God? Itās Me, BrendonĀ When Brendon came home with a bloody nose for the third time that week, his mother didnāt even ask. She just sighed and said, āOh, dear.ā The not again was implied.
Armed With Nothing But Your Boyish GrinĀ Brendon actually has a morning routine now. God, they are getting old. No matter that theyāre both still at least two years away from hitting the big 30, but how their younger selves would have laughed if theyād known that Brendon would have a morning routine and Ryan would be impossible until heād had at least a potās worth of coffee.
As Dreamers DoĀ In which Ryan forgets how not to talk.
At the Shade of Your SheetsĀ āHi, Iām Brendon. I like The Little Mermaid almost but not quite better than Fall Out Boy. What dāyou want to drink?ā
Attack Of The Blue Flu or How Ryan Helped Brendon Save ChristmasĀ Santa Claus sends Brendon on a mission to spread Christmas cheer.
Attention to DetailĀ Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.
Aubergine DreamsĀ He imagines Ryan running his hands over it, smoothing out the creases and wrinkles, the way it would sit not quite right on his hips, over his chest, without any curves to fill it out.Ā
Automatic JoyĀ This really was a fucked up thing to do, but he needed to get laid, and this just happened to be the perfect way to do it. A shiny plaque at the statueās feet read āRyan is a Coin Operated Boy. Insert a Quarter Into the Palm of his Hand and Heāll Do the Rest.
Autumn/SpringĀ Brendon is struggling with a family thatās falling apart after his sisterās death. Then he meets Ryan.
Autumn/WinterĀ Brendonās completing his senior year of high school, trying to make it past the firstĀ anniversaryĀ of his sisterās death and one day become a hairdresser. Ryanās a boy at the park with stunning eyes and hyperactive dog that walks into Brendonās life without realizing. Itās a story about love and moving on.
Avoid the Good and Enjoy the BadĀ Brendonās fiancĆ© is a millionaire, his name is Chris. Chris suggested that Brendon should move in with him in his huge fucking mansion with three floors, sixteen bedrooms, twenty washrooms, three kitchens, four living rooms, blah, blah, blah, you get the pointā¦And well of course youāre going to have maids, gardeners, chefs, servants, etceteraā¦And Ryanās one of them. Eh?
Awkward, Unwanted Boner (AUB)Ā Brendon had been having a good day, heck, a great day, so it was only fitting that it would all change in his seventh period History class.
Baboons and the Quest for the Last PoptartĀ āIt was the coolest, most fucked up dream ever, Jon Walker and I must share it with you.ā
Back At OneĀ āSave you?ā Brendonās laugh is hollow and utterly wrong, twisting through a lull in the music. If Ryan never had to hear it again, it would still be too soon. āIām not superman.ā
Back to the Middle of the Place That Started It AllĀ Ryan was good at keeping secrets. But this secret was about to catch up with him. Honestly, honestly, this is the fic where Ryan gives birth.
Back To The PlaceĀ Heās cute.ā Brendon looks over at her, startled, and wonders if itās all as obvious as it feels, if she can see it scrawled across his face after only talking to him for ten minutes.Ā
āHeās uh. Heās my band mate.ā And Sequel:Ā Until Weāve Reached Our Ever After
Bad HabitĀ Ryan has a bad habit.
Ballad For The Lost RomanticsĀ Ryan didnāt exactly plan on being chased down the streets of Vegas by a gang one late night. He didnāt plan on being kidnapped either. Much less by someone who claims to be Ryanās friend and protector, despite the fact that the two of them have never met before.
Ā Bananas
Ā Ryan finds a new way of looking at Brendon, but he doesnāt want to.
Ā Bartering Lines
"Okay, deal. You can kiss me, but stop tickling me in exchange."
Basic AdjustmentsĀ Three days into the recording of The Album that Has Yet to Be Named, Brendon loses his voice. Just like that.
BearĀ Brendon thought that the Bear was the best thing ever. To be fair, though, Brendon always thought thatĀ somethingĀ was the best thing ever, but it just so happened that today, this week, this month, whatever, it was the Bear.
Ā Beautiful ColorĀ āTell me why theyāre beautiful. Explain them to me.ā
Because You Look Like A JackassĀ Brendon is new in town and already trying (and failing) to win Ryanās heart.
BedtimeĀ
Brendon likes to sleep naked, did you know?
Been TakenĀ Underage shenanigans on the fold out couch from the infamous share.
Before MidnightĀ Brendonās at a fancy dinner and Ryan is a waiter.
Behind the CurtainĀ Panic! in the Wizard of Oz.
Behind The Golden ArchesĀ Brent and Ronald McDonald porn.Ā How Brent Wilson Got His Hair GreasyĀ The sequel. Technically not ryden. But this is my rec list and i do what I want *pathetic snaps*
Believe That Life Can ChangeĀ Ryan gets pregnant; Brendon isnāt quite sure what to make of it.
Best Friends MeansĀ Brendonās pretty much the Godfather of the school. Ryanās his little-known right hand man. Theyāre best friends and theyāll stick by each otherās sides forever. But what Brendon doesnāt know and what Ryanās beginning to feel will certainly complicate things.
Ā Best Laid Plans
Ā Brendon had a three-step plan to make Ryan Ross fall in love with him.Ā
Ā Bets Off
"I know you guys are taking bets on me and Brendon," Ryan said, "and I want in."
Better TogetherĀ Pete was sort of vague about details and Ryan didnāt exactly have the balls to question it, but it is today, Pete said heās comingĀ today.Ā
Between A Hard Place And YouĀ Ryanās stronger than he looks.Ā
Between the LinesĀ āI wrote you an album.ā
Big Girls Donāt CryĀ Fairy Princess Ryan is lonely. He never expects a stranger on the road to wind up being the one imperfect person who can change that.
Birthday CallĀ Ryan calls Brendon.
Bitch HikersĀ Ryan picks up Brendon off the side of the rode. Then they pick up the Spencer and this is their journey. Makes absolutely NO sense at all and is perfect.
Black And White Piano KeysĀ Ryanās an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected āYou are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.ā
Ā Bless YouĀ Brendon has an allergy for dogs. Ryan notices that every time Brendon has a sneezing fit, he disappears to the restroom and only returns a lot later.
Blind Leading The Blind/TestimonialĀ It all played out like a movie, the first three years of my high school career. Always the typical love/hate relationship plot line. Always jumping from event to event, keeping the pace and suspense, trying not to let the audience get bored. And we all know that the good movies never have a happy ending.
Bluebirds FlyĀ Brendon isnāt a weatherman, heās a meteorologist, and when a new resident news anchor joins The KATU news station, heās more than a little excited.
BostonĀ The day I found my sister in the bathtub dead was the day I met Ryan Ross.
Boy You Better Put Your Pen To Paper And Charm Your Way OutĀ Everyone knows that George Ryan Ross is straight. Why would I have a chance with him? And especially me, Brendon Boyd Urie.Ā
Boy You Got A Real Pretty Faceā¦ Too Bad I Want To Break ItĀ Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie, esteemed and respected editors of Harlequin Magazine. They put each other through the fires of hell but could there be room for something else?
Boys Next DoorĀ Playboy Bunnies! Or the one where we objectify Brendonās ass like whoa.
BreakingĀ Brendon thinks differently. He jumps.
Breaking Rules Has Interesting Consequences (And Never Forget That Paybackās A Bitch)Ā Ryan didnāt mean to. Too bad Brendon doesnāt care
Brendon and the BeastĀ Beauty and the Beast AU. You knew it was going to come at some point.
Brendon and the Purple CrayonĀ Like Harold and the Purple Crown. Except itās Panic.
BrendonĀ Ryan talks about Brendon.
Brendon Urie Dreamer ExtraordinaireĀ Mind magic isnāt against the law but generally people avoid it. Itās dangerous and unpredictable and those who take part are usually outcasts of society. If Spencer suggested this, he must be pretty fucking serious.
Brendon Urie Pet DetectiveĀ Ryan Ross is the new kennel attendant at a veterinary clinic. Dogs all over town are going missing and when Ryanās dog Hobo disappears, heās lucky that his coworker Jon Walker knows who to call. Super Cute!
Brendon Urieās Guide To Starting a BandĀ There was nothing Brendon wanted more than to be in a band. Except maybe a really cute guy who loved him lots and being in a band. That would be totally awesome, but Brendon had to focus on the Getting a Band Together part first.
Ā Brendon, You AssholeĀ Brendonās a dick and Ryanās pissed. And he certainly is not going to give into those puppy dog eyes an hour later, just begging to fuck him orāmore likelyāfor a blowjob with a clumsy postorgasm hand job as reciprocation.
Bright CopperĀ Non-SunsetsĀ āHi, Iām Ryan Ross. You have a name that starts with a B and thatās all I know about you. I stare across a room of feebly drunk people and I see you with cocaine in my eyes in my lips on my ears in my brain and I think,Ā BBBBBBBBBB.
Brilliant Smiles And Barely ScrapingĀ By Brendonās holding something inside of himself. Itās far from his heart; thatās where his favorite songs are kept. What he keeps secret is held in a place that Brendon himself doesnāt even want to try to find.
Broken Glass And Rusted NailsĀ When Ryan gets the tattoo, he bears it casually, sprawled out in the chair and smiling at Brendonās chatter as the needle traces over his skin.
BuildABearĀ Brendon and Ryan go to BuildABear.
Bully ButtsexĀ Complete crackĀ
Burning Down CathedralsĀ That one where Brendonās a famous musician and he gets Ryanās band signed and where they donāt literally burn down cathedrals. Very good.
Ā Burning Through My Head
Ā Ryan helps Brendon with his Halloween makeup.
But Iāll Stray
"I thought we stopped doing this."
But In TimeĀ Brendonās lyrics have the strange tendency to come true. Creepy Folkinā Around theory in here.
But Itās Better If You DoĀ Brendon Urie lives in Chicago with his teenage daughter Reagan. He divorced Reaganās mother, Lizzie, two years ago because of her refusal to seek help for her alcohol abuse. One day while cleaning the attic, Reagan Urie discovers an old photo album that puts questions in her head that her father never wanted to have to answer.
But SweeterĀ The partĀ that didnāt make sense, at first glance, was the spoon.
But Where Do The Nuns Come In?Ā In which, Brendonās family do their best, Ryan goes camping, Spencer mocks from afar, and Brendon is fascinated by Ryanās flies
Ā By Small and Simple Things
And thereās no way that Skittle is currently hoisted above the head of a tiny little brown-haired man who is pressing the mouse away with his foot and shrieking in frantic whispersā¦ No, itās just not possible. Except it is.
By Super, I Mean YouĀ They all have super powers and Brendon spies on Ryan while heās showering.
Cabin Days, Cabin Nights. 2ndĀ POV!
Call Me MaybeĀ Brendon meets a boy he canāt get out of his head.
Call Off The CrushĀ āI wasnāt thinking straightā
CallingĀ I heard a high pitched noise and turned my head to the side.Ā Beside me on the steps sat a mouse brown cat with big honey coloured eyes.
Can I Have Your Number?Ā Brendon REALLY wants Ryanās number.
Can We Fast Forward To Go Down On Me?Ā
Ā redorchids
Ā Ā Ā Brendon and Ryan are getting it on in a supply closet.
Canāt Buy Me LoveĀ Ryan has a thing for shoplifting.
Canāt Forget The Things You Never SaidĀ Really, Ryan probably should have known that Brendon would be just as talkative in bed as he was out of it.
Canāt Stay AwayĀ Ryan Ross hates pain. He canāt stand any form of it; emotional or physical.
CandyboyĀ There is an urban legend about how a boy can get the most spectacular and orgasmic kiss of his life, if he dares to try it.
Capes of RedĀ Ryan doesnāt think heās dead, heās just misplaced his resurrection.
Capital Letters Make Things More OfficialĀ
CardboardĀ The thing about the world ā itās always moving. Spinning, twisting at breakneck speed and leaving him behind, always, and itās just so confusing. So Brendon seals his eyes shut to avoid the motion sickness.
Carnival (The Normal Kind With Rides, Not The Creepy Ye Olde Carnivale Kind)Ā Migraines, guilt, confusion, winning of stuffed toys, dates that may or may not be dates and of course Jon and Spencer.
Carry OnĀ Supernatural AUĀ He pressed himself against the wall when he saw the figure standing at his door. Now he was probably really gone crazy.Ā
Carving Out Our NamesĀ The road to Maryland is paved with good intentions.
Case Number 182Ā How the split of Panic came about. Based on actual events, photos, tweets, videos, etc.
Castles in the SkyĀ To say he is crazy is an insult. To say he is sick is an even bigger one. Brendon has to cope with the people around him and the way his family acts towards him after he ended up in the psychiatric ward. While maintaining a complicated relationship with the placeās resident pyromaniac: Ryan Ross.
Catching AirplanesĀ Northern Downpour in which Ryan, Brendon, Spencer, and Jon put graffiti in various locations.
Cathedrals and Finger-SteeplesĀ Ryan doesnāt know exactly what Brendon wants from him, and heās pretty sure that Brendon doesnāt, either.
CatnipĀ Ryan and Spencer smoked catnip and turned into cats.
Caught Up In the StarsĀ Brendon stared down at his feet, doing all that he could to avoid looking at the man. It wasnāt like things were bad between them; they were just a little uncomfortable since theyād stopped being together, of sorts. Whatever it was they were before, Brendon wasnāt sure.
Cave Of WondersĀ Jon Walker keeps hearing about these fabulous orgies.
Chain Of Flowers
Ā Brendon gets a new tattoo on the last day of the Honda Civic Tour.
Chasing the MonsoonsĀ Brendonās always had a problem filtering his thoughts, and when he get high, it gets a little worse, which is why he confesses his fear to Ryan.
Children of WrathĀ The one where Ryan is dead and Brendon is charged. (Donāt not read it because of the summary.)
Christmas in the DesertĀ AU college. Ryan and Brendon are done with finals. Brendonās supposed to go with his parents to visit family while Ryanās prepared to spend the holidays alone.
Chutes and LaddersĀ Brendon has an adventure in babysitting, although he should probably pay more attention to the kid than her older brother.
CicatriceĀ āHis name is Ryan Ross, well, George Ryan Ross III to be exact, but everyone knows him as Scar. Scar is everything Brendon is not, everything Brendon envies and wants to be. Scar doesnāt give a shit what people think about him, and he cares even less about everyone elseās feelings. Scar is every bad boy your Mom warned you about, and also few of the bad girls on top of that.ā Sequel isĀ Overshadowed
Claim The SkyĀ There are several days in Brendonās life that, heās decided, have changed him forever.
Clandestine
ClarityĀ Feeling bored and confused about life, Brendon goes to New York. He meets an insightful artist who helps him break out of his shell.
CoalāSweaterāiPodāThisĀ Itās Brendonās job to deliver Christmas presents, but something special happens when he gets to a certain house.
Cock SlutĀ and Sequel:Ā Interruptions
CoffeeĀ Ryan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in.Ā
Cold Light Of Morning
Brendon wakes to Ryanās hand stroking softly across his stomach.
Collect The Moments One By OneĀ It was Spencerās idea. And thatās how bad shit happens. What else would anyone suspect when the Urie-Smith-and-sometimes-ValdĆ©s household attempts to throw a New Years Eve party and invites Ryan along with his many people?
Color Of InsanityĀ Diamonds are a girlās best friend but it turns out that sometimes boys want them too. To save themselves from a fate worse than jail, Spencer, Ryan and Jon need to steal a world famous jewel. Maybe theyāll need a little help.
Color Outside the Lines
ColorsĀ Ryan becomes blind in a freak accident, but Brendon will always be there for him.
Colour WheelĀ Brendon thinks in colors.
CombustionĀ Brendon goes to a Renaissance Faire where he meets Ryan, a fire performer. Sequel isĀ Kindle.
Come UndoneĀ Brendon thinks Ryanās scarves areĀ ridiculous.
Come What Sorrow Can
Ā People bully Brendon, Ryan takes care of him.
Common Circuitry Problems
Ā āOh,ā Brendon breathed. āYour robot has a stutter. Spencer, thatās adorable.ā
Common Sense
Ā Ryan and Brendon grow up together.
Communication SkillsĀ Brendon thinks Ryan doesnāt want him anymore.
Comptine Dāun tre EteĀ In his mind, Ryan felt like he was in a foreign film a lot of the time.
ConflictedĀ Theyāre back on the bus. Brendon is irritating, Ryan is irritated.
Ā ConsanguinityĀ Ryan never really thought of Brendon as anything more than a partner in crime. He hardly even thought of her as his ālittle sister.ā
Conversations With Dead PeopleĀ Brendonās mom sends him to stay with his aunt one summer. Maybe if his cousin wasnāt such bad company, Brendon wouldnāt have befriended the ghost.
Could Be SomeoneĀ Ryanās father died two months and four days after he graduated college, leaving his son with more debt than anything else. Weāre all just trying to get by.
Counting Down the Days āTil Youāre Walking Through My DoorĀ Brendon first met Ryan on a Tuesday.
Cradle of CivilizationĀ When an ancient device that has been buried under the sands of Egypt for thousands of years is uncovered, it brings with it more questions than answers, and for decades it remains a mystery until an extraordinary young man is brought in to solve what no one else has been able to. What is revealed is a gate between worlds, and a small group ventures through into the unknown where they are tossed headfirst into a struggle as old as the device itself. Through war and death and oppression and vast desert sands, maybe they will learn that some mysteries are better left as that. But there is also the chance, for one, to finally learn of the one thing that will make it all worth it.
Crash TheĀ CemeteryĀ GatesĀ Brendonās a vampire under Williamās reign, but comes across trouble when heās inexplicably drawn to a human under Peteās wing.Ā
Crawling VinesĀ Ryanās a teenage kid who walks around town at night, and gets sucked into the world of a ghost, called Brendon Urie.Ā
Crayons, Ketchup and A Lap Dance TesterĀ Brendon curses the day when he promised to work as a substitute teacher for kindergarten. And Sequel:Ā Smoothies, Hug-Attacks, and More Crayons
Crazy/BeautifulĀ Ryanās a slut and Brendonās Mr. GoodyTwoShoes but somehow they manage to fall in love.
Crime And PassionĀ Brendon witnesses a murder and Ryan is sent to protect him from the mobsters who want to kill him to stop him from testifying against them.
CrimsonĀ A questionably sarcastic tale in the wondrous world of Guitar Center
Cupidās Chokehold is Stronger Than His Bow And ArrowĀ High School. Cupid hates to fall witness to people hating each other. Unfortunately for him, Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross want to kill each other. Can Cupid keep his bow and arrow aimed at the right two people, or will his pet-peeve come in the way of fate?
Dance In the RainĀ Itās their movie moment.
Dance Upon The WavesĀ A Pirate Fic. Brendon swears this is the last time heās going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle. And *flailing motion* Sequel:Ā [Untitled?]
Dance With a GhostĀ Kiss me and tell me itās not broken.
Dance With the One Who Brought YouĀ Pete gives Ryan the worst gift for his birthday which turns into the best gift of his life.
Danger! High VoltageĀ Ryan and Brendon find a new way to entertain themselves
Date NightĀ At first itās awkward.
Ā Days Gone ByĀ Crack!ficĀ in which Ryan turns into Brendonās favorite stuffed animal, Waffles the Penguin.
Deafening SilenceĀ It takes one brief moment to realize that sometimes itās just better to let go. But it doesnāt make it any less painful.
Ā Dealing With Bullets
The first time Ryan was pushed against the wall was when he and Brendon were just fifteen, wearing Third Eye Blind tshirts and skinny jeans and converse.
Ā Dear Catastrophe WaiterĀ 21-year-old Brendon moves to San Francisco, home of gay coffee bars, free donuts, and Ryan, the prettiest waiter Brendonās ever seen.
Definitely (Maybe)Ā Brendon has been pinning over Ryan for ages. The only thing stopping him now, is one Gabe Saporta.
Deprivation
Desert DriveĀ Ryan and Brendon go for a late night drive.
Desperate Times And All That
Diamond in the RoughĀ Brendon needs some help getting the boy. A Genie is just the way.
Diamonds, LooseĀ Ryan thinks heās got everything planned. That is, until Brendon turns up at his high school, and shows him how unstable he really is. Itās a story about lust, angst, and how no matter how hard you try, you canāt really escape when youāre in love.
Did We Get Hitched Last Night?Ā The guy who will write āOne Night Stands For Dummiesā will deserve a Nobel prize.
Did You Think That You Were Dreaming?Ā Meet 17-year-old Brendon, sent to an institution and new school after he snapped. On his bent road to recovery, he meets three boys on the way, Jon Walker, William Beckett, and Ryan Ross, each facing their own problems and issues, and then thereās the odd and intriguing Lauren. Brendon has to learn that accepting and overcoming the past is his only way to be free of the instituation, and the only one that can teach him that is the one and only Ryan Ross.Ā
Different Ways to Get to Where We Are
Dim the GlareĀ Brendon goes to Ryanās fatherās funeral with him.
Dirty Second HandsĀ Ryan has a serious Mommy Complex and Brendon just wants Ryan to snap the hell out of it.
Discoveries And ObsessionsĀ (Part 1 of the D.O series~) Brendon never thought it would turn out to be so addictive. He never thought, when he first squeezed a finger inside carefully, wincing at the pressure that heād get addicted to feeling.
Do You Know What Iām Seeing?Ā Spencer sees it first, the way RyanandBrendon and SpencerandJon is fast becoming RyanandJon, and Spencer, then Brendon.
Do You Remember Where We Met?
Ā From the libraryās security cameraās perspective. Drabble; Ryan works at the library.
Doctor Knows BestĀ Ryan has severe insomnia and goes with Brendon to Dr. House to find a solution. While helping Ryan, House canāt help but notice something interesting about his patient.
Doing FineĀ āDonāt bullshit me.ā Dallonās never this forward with people he barely knows, but he feels as if he knows Ryan very well, as if heās been running Dallonās life for the past year and a half.
Donāt Forget How Well I Know You
Brendonās quite the flirt. Ryanās quite the control freak.Ā
Donāt Mention Love or, I Constantly Thank God For NymphomaniaĀ Brendon has a theory. Heās no psychologist, of course, but heās thought about it a lot too much, really and his guess is as good as anyoneās. Ryan is a complete nymphomaniac, Brendon thinks, because Ryan does not relate to people on a normal level. Ryan does not relate to life on a normal level. He bottles up all his emotions and pours it all into lyrics and sex. He tries to express an entire spectrum of feeling that way. No wonder he has to do it so often.
Donāt Put All Your Eggs in One BasketĀ Niceā¦egg, Brendon.ā āActually, Spencer, itās my child.ā He gives Ryan an endearing look. āOur child, to be more correct.ā
Donāt Wish For MeĀ Ryan dragged them all to see a fortune-teller, and Brendon got more than he bargained for that night.
Donāt You Float AwayĀ After Ryan Ross gets the scare of his life, he knows that some good has to come out of the situation. And it does, in the form of Brendon Urie.
Donāt You Know I Love You (When Youāre Down & Dirty)Ā Ryan canāt remember the last time he said the word want out loud.
Donāt You Know That I Belong Arm and Arm With You, BabyĀ Brendon embraces his sexuality and Ryan isĀ notĀ jealous and isĀ certainlyĀ not in love with him.
Down on the FarmĀ Mrs. Ross, fed up with her sonās destructive and illegal behavior, decides to send him to live with a friend of the family over the summer before his senior year. The worst part is, heās staying on a farm.
Dream A Little DreamĀ Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross are best friends, band-mates and, well, straight. Or are they?? (Or the one where Brendon sleepwalksā¦among other things)
Dreaming in D MajorĀ But Brendon plays cello like heās doing the instrument a favor. Ryan can see the fingers of his left hand sliding effortlessly over the strings, finding the right keys as his right hand automatically slides the bow at exactly the right angle to claim the sound.
Drink MeĀ Brendon works for Gabe in his potions shop and one day accidentally doses himself with a love potion. The problem is, Ryan doesnāt know that itās a potion. More can be foundĀ here
Drive Faster, BoyĀ Ryan, Brendon, backseats, secrets.
Drop Our AnchorsĀ
Brendon doesnāt like storms.
Drown the SilenceĀ Brendon likes the quiet moments.
Drowning in SaltwaterĀ Ryan is an aspiring writer with a dark secret that has caused him to close himself off from the rest of the world. One day, he finds inspiration at the beach.
Drowning LessonsĀ Brendonās washed-up and married, and ends up hooking up with Ryan. Angst. Drama. Angst. Did I mention angst?
Drunken Nights With Brendon UrieĀ āFuck, Bren. Thatās, like, your fourth drink.ā
Eight SecondsĀ Rodeo cowboys .
ElsewhereĀ According to Spencer, the Community is the way it is for the good of everyone. āChoices are dangerous,ā he tells Brendon. āWhat if people were to choose the wrong thing?ā
EnchantedĀ Ryanās neverĀ really liked parties.
Encounters-Five Stories Of Love And LossĀ These are five short stories with the same basic idea a post-break up Brendon and Ryan interacting with each other in different situations. Every story is a new one, theyāre not continuous, and they are all relatively short
Epic
Etude In BlueĀ Brendon doesnāt want to think about work or bills or how he had woken up this morning supremely awkward, wondering if he had ruined his new friendship by letting his sleep deprived mouth run away from him again.
Euro-Almost-TripĀ Includes Scottish Spencer, English Ryan, excited exchange student Brendon and one long assed train journey.
EuroraĀ Itās cool, but youāll need google translate!
Every Inch of MeĀ Brendon goes to boarding school where he meets Ryan Ross, a rich kid whoās hiding secrets.
Every Night You StayĀ It wasnāt Ryanās fault that Brendon had, apparently, taken everything heād said to heard and decided to make Jon Walker his new best friend and secret boyfriend.
Every Speck Of Dust IlluminatedĀ Elizabeth Ann Berg is a witch, and Brendon knows it, and no, he isnāt just saying that Ryan is spending so much time with her (thank you very much, Jon Walker). But knowing it and proving it are two very different things. Featuring Charlotte the cat, Ryan the oblivious and Brendon the hopelessly infatuated.
Everybody Wants to Drive on Through the Night if itās a Drive Back HomeĀ But he knows what rushing into love feels like and he knows it hurts like hell when one of the people in it decides itās over. And he knows nothing lasts forever. Not even love.
Everyone Is Shaking To Your NameĀ Ryan (and Spencer) go on voyeur sites.
Everything Else Is Meaningless NowĀ Brendon Urie is the nerdy, socially awkward, and gay kid at his high school who gets beat up on a regular basis. Ryan Ross is the cool, popular, and straight kid at the same high school. When Ryan saves Brendon one day everything changesā¦
Ā Everything I AmĀ Ryan wants more than one person can possibly give him. Brendon tries anyway.Ā
Everything Not Forbidden Is CompulsoryĀ A Robin Hood Fic! Ryan is seven when he meets Brendon Urie.
Evil ThoughtsĀ Ryan visits a bridge in the middle of the night, planning to leave the world for good.
Exactly What You Think It IsĀ Brendon sends Ryan a copy of the new album.
Expect the UnexpectedĀ Sharing a bed hadnāt been their first choice.
Extenuating CircumstancesĀ The main difference between Ryan getting pregnant and Spencer getting pregnant was that Spencer had Jon, and Ryan had Brent.
Fae AttractionĀ Urban fantasy AU. If they hadnāt been fighting, Ryan wouldnāt have walked into the group of fae.
Fair Market ValueĀ Things go a bit awry when he sees Ryan, and just canāt resist the purchase.
Fake Plastic TreesĀ Ryan feels a twist in his heart, god, what he would give just to hear Brendon sing. To hear his voice, to hear him laugh, to hear him cry, to hear him gasp. To hear his own name fall from those lips. He shakes his head. He hates thinking about things that he knows will never, ever happen.
Falling In Love With Original Sin Ā Ryanās past keeps coming back to haunt him, his insecurities have prevented him from ever loving another; Until he meets Brendon Urie, the sexy, mysterious guy who makes Ryan feel things he canāt fully understand. Now, the āwallā Ryan has built up over the years is slowly coming down..
Falling Is Like ThisĀ Brendon is madly in love with the boy from the candy shop. The boy from the candy shop. Thereās only one. āI bet heās sweet,ā Pete cracks and Brendon rolls his eyes and groans.
FalloutĀ The world is killing itself in a mass nuclear war and Brendon and Ryan head underground.
Family ValuesĀ Personally, I donāt care,ā are the first words to drip from her mouth. Then, āShe deserved it. Stupid slut slept with everyone around her, and a gay boy got her pregnant.ā Ryan slips his eyes shut and thinks of her skin glistening under the florescent lights of the bathroom. Sheās all china-doll and cold. He smiles to himself. She downed alcohol and pills; copy-cat, he thinks, almost venomously. But then again, he stopped feeling pity a long time ago.
Fascinate.
Ā ANDĀ Fascinate. [part 2]
Ā Boys and blood.
Fight ClubĀ Brendon is fighting for something. Ryan is curious as to what.
Fighting Just to BreatheĀ Ryanās friends buy him the shittiest birthday present ever. A gift certificate for yoga classes. But once Ryan meets his instructor, it turns out to be the best gift he could ever ask for. and SequelĀ Come Back to the Place We Are
Fighting the FlowĀ Brendon is stubborn and Ryan is confused; the push and pull of power in a dysfunctional relationship, and the difficulties involved.
Fire IslandĀ The one with the deserted island and the abundance of Nightwish lyrics.
First Tell Me Which Road You Will TakeĀ The one where Ryan and Brendon chose to make it better.
Five Reasons Why Jon Almost Quit the Band (And One Why He Didnāt)Ā Jonās first weeks in the band were pretty hard on him.
Five Times Ryan Tries To Propose (And the One Time He Does)Ā
Ryan is maybe kind of a colossal idiot.
Five Times Ryan Ross Let Brendon Urie Walk Away When He Should Have Told Him To Stay
Five Times Zack Almost Caught Ryan and Brendon (And the One Time He Didnāt)Ā He knew the first time he met them there was something going on.
FlickerĀ āOh, right! Pixie dust. Right, I always forget that part.ā Peter Pan!
Flowers
Brendonās learning that the world is made up of many things, including evil. He also learns that evil is usually attracted to good people.Ā
Flying Just LikeĀ āWe have a Wendybird all of our own,ā said Jon, āonly butterfly-shaped. And, um. We used to call it Ryan.
Folkinā AroundĀ āItās about you, Ryan.ā
Footnote in a Fairy TaleĀ Ryan stood at the bar and sipped his drink, watching the crowd, waiting until he found whatever it was heād been needing for the last few days. Ever since theyād arrived in London thereād been a feeling in the pit of his stomach, that something had to happen. He needed change, he needed excitement.
Footsteps In The SnowĀ In Brendonās world, all men are missing their halves and are doomed never to find them. But, one day, Brendon hears a voice in his head, and itās not his own.
For a Minute There (I Lost Myself)Ā āBrendon,ā Ryan says, and his voice is low and quiet and curls up Brendonās spine like a drunken serpent. Ryanās fingers are long and thin. He taps a beat on the desk as he speaks.Ā āYes?ā Brendon asks.Ā āI think youāre magical,ā Ryan says, āand I wanted to know how would you feel about doing hair for a rock band?ā
For A Minute ThereĀ He remembers when it was nothing more than playing, writing, making music with the boy who handed him the words and then took his breath.
For All the Right ReasonsĀ A look at a year in a relationship.
For Anyone, Ever Burned So BrightĀ Ryan likes Brendon, and he likes secrets, and he doesnāt want the two to be mutually exclusive.
For His Sons (And Their ThreeĀ SeparateĀ Hearts)Ā Ryan thinks that hearts arenāt those big bouncy things that girls draw on love letters. No, theyāre more lumpy, more thin and dripping.Ā
For KeepsĀ He sees Ryan, and Brendon knows that Ryan would be like one of those t-shirts thatās been washed way too many times, so worn through itās almost translucent, with a few real holes showing through to skin, but soft. Soft and just the perfect fit, clinging to your skin in all the right places.
For Love Of The SunĀ Fallen Angel Fic! Brendon was an angel until he was exiled from the heavens. His wings were cut back and he fell down to Earth, losing all his memories in the process. When Ryan finds him on the streets, unconscious and helpless, itās not like he can just leave him there.
Ā For Other Meanings Of TsunamiĀ See, the more Brendon thinks about it, the more it makes sense.Ā BrendonĀ is kind of genius; he just didnāt know it. Sex with Ryan. He guesses it could work.Ā
For Whatever You LoseĀ You canāt always get what you wantā¦ unless you fish it out of the ocean.
Forgetting You In A CabaretĀ Ryan Ross is the son of a wealthy strip joint and casino owner, but his father employs him to do a lot more than serve drinks.
Fortifications and Many Other ThingsĀ Heās not mad at Ian, not really. Itās just that the way the curly haired boy was playing the guitar reminded him of someone.
Ā FourĀ Four defining moments. Four heartbreaks. But only one man caused them all.
Ā Four Men And A Little CabinĀ Unrelated, nonlinear scenes from a recording cabin.
Freakend
"Assuming a little much, are we, Urie?"
Ā FreaksĀ An accident lands Ryan in the hospital, and he meets Jon, who tells him of a mysterious patient on their floor. Thereās something not quite right about him, but then again, thereās something not quite right about Ryan as well.
French KissĀ Ryan Ross comes to live with the Urie family.
From A Pretty MouthĀ Ryan likes Brendon in lip gloss.
Fuck Him GentlyĀ They lose their virginities together.
Full CircleĀ Two boys, a boat, and the North Sea at night.
Futile Wars
Ā Brendon and Ryan were together for nearly three years, but the relationship ended in tragedy. After over a year of silence they find themselves facing the past, only to realize itās not the past quite yet.
Gay ChickenĀ Pete wants to play a game which Ryan and Brendon are forced to take part in and they will do anything to win.
Get Back To The Place Where You Once BelongedĀ Ryan always intended to be a novelist. Instead, heās working as a copy editor for the Seattle Times. Itās not the only thing in his life that somehow got messed up. Also, Brendon writes a musical!
Get Off My Lawn!Ā Ryan Ross promises never to be a cranky old man when he grows old. Well, he lied.
Ā Get Ur Freak On
Ā Whoops.Ā
Gingerbread HouseĀ Brendon and Ryan are moving into their perfect house or what they think is their perfect house, until it starts everything starts going wrong with it.
Ā Give Me A Sign
Sign language. Ryan Ross doing sign language. With those hands. In front of Brendon.
Give Me EmpathyĀ Everyone has adorably useless superpowers.
Give Me MoreĀ Standard Smoothie Hut Brendon and confusing as fuck Ryan in the lead up to Panic! at the Disco finally getting signed by surprisingly un-creepy Pete Wentz.
Give Up (Get Down)
Given Limits ExistĀ Ryan and Brendon work together and they are perfect together.
Ā Glory Fades
Ā Something sacred, something so beautiful.
Ā Gonna Be A Mighty King
Ā Itās just a Wednesday, but Brendon can still be surprise king for a day.
Ā Good BoyĀ āTwo can play at any game. Even Brendonās disturbing sexual fantasies.
Got to Know for SureĀ There is a fifty-percent chance that, on certain days of the week, when the lunar cycle is in precisely the right position and Gabe Saportaās pants are exactly the right shade of neon, Brendon may or may not have a teeny, tiny crush on Ryan fucking Ross.
GraceĀ Brendon is an actor to which Ryan writes the script of his life for.
Grace NoteĀ Ryan is a journalist struggling to hold himself together and make a name for himself as a writer. Brendon is the lead singer of the popular band, āIndustry of Beingā until Brendon leaves the band with little explanation and Ryan is given his big break when he is the one asked to cover the story.
Gravity Fail
Ā Ryan Ross has numerous epic Brendon related fails.
Growing Up And Grey AreasĀ Ryanās not expecting a new neighbor. Heās certainly not expecting that new neighbor to start attending his private boarding school, and he definitely isnāt prepared for the events that follow.
GuernicaĀ Ryan is a stuck-up artist who lives by his routines and never steps out of his familiar patterns. Then as he gets to know Brendon who doesnāt give a shit about rules or routines, or well, anything, itās a collision of two worlds. Surprisingly, an odd friendship springs up from their acquaintance, but then the shadows of the past begin to unveil and soon they find themselves in a huge mess, one that neither of them is going to walk out of unharmedā¦
Guide Me HomeĀ āIt was the first time I slept outside.ā
Ā Guilty PleasureĀ For every action, there are consequences. and Sequel:Ā Gainsay
Hail the Seasons as They GoĀ Ryanās going off to college. He has less than a week left, a few days of spending time with his friends, with Brendon, and he doesnāt want to complicate anything.
Hand On Your ArmĀ Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons and Pete is Pete.
Hangover From HellĀ The one where they get drunk and married. NOT A ONESHOT
Have A Little Faith In MeĀ Ryanās in witness protection. Heās alone, and he wants to keep it that way. Brendon, the new boy, fits in easily but canāt help being intrigued by the quiet boy at the back.
Have Found Out What You Are Like
Ā Brendon splays his pale fingers over the smooth piano keys and just plays. By ear, by touch. There are sheets of music in front of him, but theyāre for a different song. He canāt see them anyway, playing with his eyes closed, face blank.
Ā He Acts Like We Never Have Met (I Donāt Believe You)Ā An alternative universe fic ofĀ The Heart Rate of a MouseĀ in which Ryan goes back in time.Ā
This is what we faggots do. Sit in the cars of strangers after sunset, watching them pay for a motel room at the reception.
Ā Ā He KnowsĀ He knows. I havenāt told him, but he knows. Brendon always knows with me.
He Was Just Hanging AroundĀ Ryan throws Brendonās phone out the window and has to make up for it somehow.
He Watches The Ships That Come SailingĀ Pirate Fic! featuring Ryan the Reckless and Brendon who is a little bit lost. Itās cute!
Heart and TenderĀ Heartdealingā¦ Brendon recognizes the term, but in the same vague way that he recognizes the Mafia while really only knowing that itās something he doesnāt want to mess with and involves people in suits. The term obviously doesnāt mean actual, physical hearts, since the jar looks to be just a wisp of cloudy shine. Itās more like the ability to love and hate and feel strongly about anything, all bottled in one jar and stolen out of someone. Itās shady shit.
Heedless in RainĀ Brendon, desperate for a place to live and low on cash, moves into an old apartment above an old bookstore. An old,Ā hauntedĀ apartment.
Ā Here Be DragonsĀ āā¦and itās exciting to be the first one to do this to him.ā Time travel fic.
Here Comes the SunĀ Ryan likes to sing to his baby girl.
Hi, Brendon UrieĀ Ryan met Brendon on a Monday, kissed him on a Tuesday, broke his heart on a Saturday and fixed it all on a Friday.
Hidden In Plain ViewĀ Ryan wonders if itās obvious or if it looks perfectly platonic, a group of friends hanging out, no one suspecting that two of them are something more
Hide the RazorsĀ āYou shaved your eyebrows off.ā
Hiding In EstrogenĀ Brendon comes back to their hotel room and finds a beautiful, tall, lanky woman in high heels and a dress. But then he gets a closer look, and itās not a woman.
HintsĀ Brendon can read minds.
History-Proven Saftery SongsĀ At some point, theyāre going to have to stop buying things.
Hobo RossĀ Ryan takes Hobo to the vet.
Hold The PoseĀ Brendon takes on a job as a cleaner for published writer, Ryan Ross, in order to fund his college studies. Spencer opens up an Indian style cafe and Jon, as always, is paid to make coffee.
Home Is Where The Heart IsĀ Ā Every year, an elf is sent down to every city to help raise Christmas spirit. This year, Brendon Urie was assigned to Las Vegas, Nevada. More importantly: Ryan Ross.
Honey, Iām Home!Ā Ryan is dating a pussycat doll. As far as Brendon is concerned, that will never, not be funny. (Donāt-cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like B?)
Hot and Spicy YumĀ Ryan gets turned on by the smell of pizza. When Ryan orders pizza, itās the new delivery boy, Brendon, who delivers it. Oh. This is kind of like a bad porno.
Hot For A Teacher
Hot Hot HeatĀ So maybe it was weird that they were sitting on Ryanās double bed in nothing but their boxer briefs and eating cherry popsicles, but they didnāt care. All they knew is it was fucking hot, like the hottest day of summer, and there was no air conditioner or osculating fans and the town was in the middle of a black out. Sequel isĀ The Sinful Burn
House of WolvesĀ Patrick scrubs at his eyes with his icy mittens, because there is no way a freaking wolf is standing in front of himāĀ and sniffing his crotch,Ā Patrick realizes wildly.Ā
How A Resurrection Really FeelsĀ After narrowly escaping certain death, fierce, tough and masculine gang members Ryan and Spencer head out to the wilderness to avoid mortal danger (it isnāt Ryanās fault!), accompanied by a heartless assassin who might turn on them at any second. Then there is the virgin Brendon, who really likes God and girlās dresses. This fic is hilarious and sweet and sad and angry and well written.
How Did I Fall In Love With You?Ā Bad things happen when Ryan reads fanfiction.
How Far DownĀ Ryan likes his job, and it only gets more interesting when a new customer starts coming in regularly.
How Misery Loved MeĀ Brendon had never seen Ryan cry.
How Naptime Can Go Horribly RightĀ Ryan tries to take a nap until Brendon climbs into bed with him. Naked.
How To Kill A Straight GuyĀ There was no possible way. No completely fathomable way that the human being standing in front of him was a guy.
How To Let The Sky GoĀ Ryan teaches dance, sometimes, to those who arenāt completely incompetent or slow. Itās for these reasons and maybe a few more that he really doesnāt want to teach Brendon Urie how to dance.
Hum Along To The TVĀ Everyoneās got something that theyāre trying to quit. Whatever it is, thereās a group for it. Ryan and Brendon are no exception.
I Am Not Afraid To Walk This World AloneĀ Brendon knows noses, Ryan knows how to be stubborn, and Spencer and Jon should know better than to say anything.
I Am the Derivative and You Are the CurvesĀ Ryanās close to flunking and he needs a math tutor. Thatās where Brendon comes in.
I Can Be Your Safe Haven (I Got Places You Can Lay Your Head)Ā āRyan, whatās going on? How did you get those bruises?ā
I Can See How Jesus WeptĀ Boarding school. Brendon takes it upon himself to corrupt Ryanās virgin soul.
I Could Belong To The NightĀ When Ryanās best friend Spencer dies, he thinks heās all alone.
I Donāt Even Know Where To Begin
Ā Ryan finds a dog on his front porch.Ā
Ā I Donāt Have A Library Cardā¦But Iād Love To Check You Out. Brendon is close to flunking out of college, and his roommate and partner in crime, Jon, is not helping. He seeks refuge in the schoolās library and finds a little more than a place to study. This is a story about finding love, taking chances, and being true to oneās self.
I Fell In Love With a Dead BoyĀ The strangest thing happened on Halloween night.
I Know Something the Piano Doesnāt KnowĀ Brendon is uninspired. Sex ensues.
I Know Youāve Got a Wild StreakĀ At sixteen and having been in public school for five months now, itās hardly Brendonās first party. But itās the first where someoneās caught his eye, where he hasnāt just showed up with Ryan and stuck by the older boyās side until Ryan sat him down on a couch and told him to be careful before disappearing with some mostly drunk girl into someoneās bedroom.
I Love You More Than I Hate BottlesĀ The Young Veins!!! Brendon is a huge fan. Like, a huge fan. And heās so in love with Ryan Ross. You have no idea.
I Love You Or Something Like ThatĀ Ryan has to prove himself the Casanova everyone says he is.
I Love You To Death And BeyondĀ Crack! Ryan turns into a zombie, but Brendon loves him too much to let him go! Ryan just wants to eat Brendonās brain.
Ā I Never Told You What I Do For A LivingĀ Brendon and Ryan. Both psychotic murderers.
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex ToyĀ Itās a butt plug, not a chastity belt.
Ā I Spiked Your Cup With Angst And A Heart AttackĀ Itās been three days and my mail has collectively gathered into one massive pile of responsibilities and reminders that life moves on without me.
I Swear Iām Not Folkinā AroundĀ How Brendon wrote Folkinā Around.
Ā I Thought I Saw YouĀ Sometimes the world just isnāt a bright place. Sometimes thereās a reason, sometimes there isnāt. A story about trying to figure out how to live in the world and deal with the life and feelings youāve been given.Ā
I ThoughtĀ The thing that Ryan and Brendon start up isnāt supposed to be anything other than a way to relax and unwind, but Brendon isnāt sure thatās what either of them really want.
I Wanna Be the OneĀ Brendon wants a baby. Badly. So badly that he would risk friendships to get one.
I Want My Hat BackĀ Patrick wants his hat back. But who has it?
I Want To Hear The Same Song TwiceĀ Brendon is a DJ at a gay club, Spencer tends the bar, Jon has the best job title ever and Ryan isā¦ complicated.
I Want To Wake Up Where You AreĀ Panic broke up and Brendon went out on his own, he and Ryan havenāt seen each other for twelve years and Ryan has conflicting feelings when it comes to Brendon.
I Will Never End Up Like Him, Behind My Back I Already AmĀ āThen why are you still here?ā
āCause I-Iām not really here.ā
āThen where are you?ā āI am i-infront of you, but Iām not a-alive, Brendon.ā
I Will Never Let You FallĀ When Brendonās parents decided to adopt a child, they probably thought it would be a lot easier. Aka HoneyChocolate
I Wouldnāt Be Caught DeadĀ Brendon finds out how ānormalā Panic really is.
Iām All You Want And More
Iām Not The OneĀ and Sequel:Ā The Objection of My AffectionĀ Itās been two years. Ryanās in college and he is reunited with Mr. Urie.
Iād Rather Be Rolling CigarsĀ Brendon can suck cock.
Iāll Be At The Cabin For Our ChristmasĀ The boys have decided to celebrate their holiday together before heading home for Christmas. They decided to do it in the place it feels the most acceptable, the cabin.
Iāll Be Every Breath Your Trembling Lips TasteĀ Something happens to Brendon and Ryan just wants him to feel better.
Ā Iāll Do Anything For You (No, Really)
Ā Ryan gets sick and Brendon worries.
Iāll Have My Cake (And Eat It Too)
Ā How exactly he ended up being able to hear his friendsā sexual thoughts is still a mystery to him.
Ā Iāll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
"Have you ever done anything with someone else, Brendon?"Ā
Iām Gone With the Moon, New With the SunĀ The first time Brendon realizes something is wrong is when heās 6 years old.
Iām Not the OneĀ Mr. Urie is the new English teacher in Ryanās high school.
If I Go To Hell, Itās Because Iām An Avid SlasherĀ My obsession had started around the time I was a freshman in high school. (Itās really funny just read it.)
Ā If I Never Knew YouĀ When Ryan is sent to live with his aunt after his mom gets fed up with his behavior, he is pissed. He never expected to meet a boy who was so different that he could change Ryanās life forever.
If I WereĀ Stalking You Then Iād Know Your Favorite Cookie Flavor (Oatmeal Raisin, By the Way)Ā Spencerās a video game addict, Jonās kind of an ass, Brendonās in Fall Out Boy and Ryan, uh, well he has a stalker.
If I Were Stalking You Then Iād Know Your Favourite Cookie Flavour (Oatmeal Raisin, By The Way)Ā Spencerās a video game addict, Jonās kind of an ass, Brendonās in Fall Out Boy and Ryan, uh, well he has a stalker.
If the Moonās a BalloonĀ In which Brendon is an unconventional Christmas tree fairy and Jon is altogether too interfering.
If the Stars Could SingĀ āI only want love from people who know what love is.ā
If This Isnāt The Kingdom Then I Donāt Know What IsĀ Itās been almost a year and a half since the last time that Ryan just showed up like this, and youād think that Brendon would be surprised, but heās not.
If You See Me On A CornerĀ Ryan picks up a hustler.
If Your Heart Speaks to MeĀ Mute!Brendon
In Case the Scene Gets NastyĀ Ryan and Brendon have been at each otherās throats for as long as they can remember. But things start to change. HowĀ elseĀ are they supposed to spend the long hours of detention together? Sequel:Ā In Case the Scene Stays Nasty.
Ā In My Linen (You Are Skin Again)
Ā All he wants to do is kiss every square inch of Brendonās body, wants his lips to be as feather light and almost nonexistent as when Brendon is writhing beneath the sheets for that ghosting
Ā In Nobodyās Eyes But MineĀ Ryan had thought he was immune to the spontaneous little moans and screams Brendon is capable of making from their shows, but itās just different when theyāre all naked.Ā
In Our Family Portraitā¦Ā Blarieās story of growing up with Ryan and Brendon as her fathers, and their family album.
In the Event I Lose MyselfĀ Brendon and Ryan are obvious soul mates.
In The SoundĀ Brendon quits Panic! At the Disco and becomes a hairdresser, watching from afar as his former friends and band-mates rise to fame. One day, after years of silence, Ryan Ross wanders into his salon and asks for a haircut.
In These Lines
In Your Eyes Beauty Be FoundĀ High school with a bit of a weird twist? Brendon has a secret that could, potentially, ruin his life. Naturally, Ryan Ross finds out.
Infinite SometimesĀ With the help of his friends, Ryan has just learned how to like life. Brendon hasnāt yet found such luck. This is a story about strong relationships, trust, not wanting to be alone, and holding hands. Thereās a river, and just like its never-ending path to the ocean, some things just go on forever. Sometimes you need someone more than you need yourself, and sometimes, thatās okay.
Innocence (In a Sense)Ā This is his job, and maybe itās not the most professional thing to do, but sometimes things have to happen in order to make things right. And if putting criminals behind bars means Brendon has to get a little dirty, then so be it.
InsanityĀ Madeline Michelle Urie could hear the screams of the half dead in the victims in the experiment-morgue room across the hall.
Insomnia Is The Excuse For The Lack Of Something Youāve Never KnownĀ Sometimes Ryan wondered why Brendon was so childish.
Intoxicated CirculationĀ Brendon has a couple too many and gets a little bit persistent as to discovering Ryanās sexual orientation.
Invisible Fences
Iron, Neon Lights & WeedĀ Brendon wants to get a record deal at all costs. He joins the Las Vegas underground music scene, but ends up distracted when he falls for Ryan, a scene king with little interest in attachments.Ā
Irrevocably CombinedĀ Where-in Ryan really just needs some time to figure a few things out.
Isnāt This Exactly Where You Want Me? (In an Airplane Bathroom)Ā Ryan and Brendon get on a plane. Ryan and Brendon meet. Ryan and Brendon hold hand holds. Ryan and Brendon sneak off.
Ā It Isnāt Stupid When Itās You
Ā Brendon notices the cameras first, turning away, and Ryan canāt help but mouth āI love youā as he does. Heās sure no one notices.
It Sure As Hell Aināt Normal, But We DealĀ Brendon is in a relationship with his ex-teacher.
It Was A Plane RideĀ Mile high club. Ryan, quite possibly, hated everything imaginable about his job. Co-workers were a bitch, mainly the girls, and pilots were usually an arrogant asshole or nervous wreck. The costumers? Beyond words.
It Was Always YouĀ Post-Divorce Cabin Fic. Basically Spencer, Ryan, Jon, and Brendon get back together in the cabin for a week.
Itās Just A Stupid Ring or How Brendon Baggins Saved Middle Ramen
Itās Only A Crime If I Get CaughtĀ Ryan is sent to the Urie household for behavior adjustment and scares the living crap out of Brendon. That is, until Brendon realizes Ryanās not as bad as he first thought.
Itās A Week Before Christmas And I Meet YouĀ Itās a week before Christmas and Ryan meets Brendon for the first time.
Itās All Okay When I Say āYou and IāĀ This is adorable, seriously. High school with a Christmas Plot. Brendon wants to get Ryanās attention by being his Secret Santa. The problem is, Ryan is the coolest guy in school, with more people pursuing him than Brendon cares to think about.
Itās Always Cloudy (Except For When You Look Into The Past)Ā Timetravel! Where in a future version of Ryan comes back to tell his younger self that things will get better. Cute!
Itās Good To Be FeelingĀ Ryan knows what he wants.
Itās Hard To Face The Holidays WithoutĀ For Christmas, Ryan doesnāt get a dog. Spencer gets his train set. Brendon doesnāt get his deck of cards. He also doesnāt get a friend. Christmas 1992-2006.
Itās Just CuriosityĀ So the thing is, Brendon needs Ryanās dick.
Itās Just Like FlyingĀ āWhy donāt you own any cool movies?ā Brendon inquires, muffled from where his head is inside the TV cabinet.
Itās Just Like FlyingĀ Brendon and Ryan are bored.
Itās Not Repression, Itās DenialĀ Ryan and Brendon are not in love. No, seriously, theyāre not. Jon is just delusional.
Ā Itās The Mess That Feels So RightĀ ā¦And heās suddenly confident and knows exactly what to do.
Itās Written on the WindĀ Beatles/PATD crossover. Itās the Spring of 1967, and the last thing Abbey Road intern Ryan Ross expects, or even wants, is to become instantly attracted to a guy let alone a session musician named Brendon with a bad habit of not knowing when to give up. It would be a very, very bad idea, and Ryanās determined to avoid it (and him) at all costs. A tale of scarves, Carnaby Street, music, and falling into something rivaling a Burt Bacharach Standard.
Jingle All the WayĀ Brendon is annoying Ryan so Ryan makes him pay in the Christmas way.
Ā July 6th, The Day ForĀ The Forgotten.Ā "Exactly two years ago, to this day, you told me you wanted to leave. You said you wanted to leave the band. You said you wanted to leave me." Brendon winces at the thought. "That was the worst day of my life," He says quietly.
Just A Matter Of Time Until Weāre All Found OutĀ There was this smoothie shop on the way home; Ryan liked to stop there often but there was this really obnoxious kid always working there now.
Just A Teenage Douchebag, BabyĀ Ryan is determined to have a good day.
Just One of the GirlsĀ āSpence, Iām. Look, Iām going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? Iām going to,ā he held up his hands, āthis is so brilliant, Iām going to become a girl.ā
Ā Just This Once, Be My SaviorĀ In which Ryan has a daughter, Brendon has a nephew and somehow, they manage to fall in love.
Part Two
