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izzy ~ they/them

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Brendon: W-wait, Ryan did you just... flirt with me?

Ryan: I mean I've been doing that for the past five years but thanks for noticing.

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is anna green still writing

she is! it’s all bts stuff but here’s her ao3 :) her username is still pineconepickers

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do y’all think tyler catastrophe has read throam

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Girl: Tell me something about you.

Sisky: My dad has superpowers!

Girl: Wait, really?

Sisky: Yeah! He's been invisible all my life!

Girl:

Girl: Oh my god. Sisky, that's horrible.

Ryan, invisible: Why is that horrible?

Girl: Oh shi- nevermind oh my god-

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searched this account on google last night and the stinky google ai had Thoughts

ah yes my favourite character Ryden

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Joe: Why be gay when you could just be straight?

Brendon: Why be homophobic when you could just be quiet?

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Gabe: Stop asking me if I'm a top or a bottom, because I'm neither.

Gabe: I'm a disappointment.

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Sisky: Jail is no fun, I know that.

Jon: You've been?

Sisky: Once, in Monopoly.

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*walks onto the bus to find Brent in his bunk*

Brendon: Hey, do you think he's sleeping or dead?

Ryan: Hopefully dead. I've always hated him, and he fucked my girlfriend.

Brendon: Yeah, I hated him too. He was a real homophobic piece of shit.

Brent, waking up: Well, first of all, fuck you guys-

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Hi! I just finished reading throam and I absolutely loved it! I want to keep reading ryden fics, I read about one called "in case the scene gets nasty", have you read it? Do you recommend it?

If not, what others ryden fics do you recommend?

Thank you!!!!

hello sorry this took me forever to get to! i haven’t read it personally but i have friends who have and they really liked it. in terms of recommendations unfortunately i’m very out of the loop and half of what i read back in the day has probably been deleted but i have a recommendation post from my amazing spectacular wonderful friend @shes-the-smoke that i will link :)

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Pete: Is your friend qualified to tour with The Followers?

William: Yes. Brendon is...highly competent.

Brendon, rushing in: Bill! I tried making spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything's on fire!

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Ryan: If you see Sisky, I want you to give him a message for me.

Ryan: *makes neutral face*

Ryan: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Jon: Oh, Ryan had a message for you.

Jon: *makes neutral face*

Sisky, horrified: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Ryan and Brendon: *cuddling*

Sisky: Love is in the air.

Ryan: Don't worry, I got it.

Ryan: *sprays Febreeze*

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Ryan: Sisky, get me a coffee.

Sisky: How do you want it?

Ryan: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Sisky: One white chocolate mocha coming right up.

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i am i 15 year old that about to start reading throam. based off of your blog im scared

(i wasnt even a fetus when throam started eing written)

ok this isn’t hate or an attack in the slightest bc i was that old when i read throam but anna green (in a now deleted post from like 2018/2019) has asked for people under the age of 18 to not read throam given how sexual it is so uh. maybe hold off for three or so years

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*in an argument*

Ryan: Fuck you!

Brendon: Later. Now listen, you little shit-

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Ryan: So, do you want to join the band?

Gabe: Can I wear spandex?

Ryan: I'd rather you didn't.

Gabe: I'm gonna wear spandex.