imessage 📲 ryder lynn 💪
REGAN: Fine. I'm glad you're not doing it, though.
REGAN: I like being around my mom and she got a dog, so totally a bonus. It feels kind of weird being home.
REGAN: Fine, I won't. But I'd totally find somewhere else for them to stay, I'm not dumb enough to invite your mom to the place where we make porn.
REGAN: Wow, super offended that I got off thinking about you and you don't even care that I'm gone.
RYDER: You only say that cause I have an awesome dick.
RYDER: Oh awesome. What kind of dog?? I bet it feels weird. it's like at some point, it feels like home but at the same time, it doesn't. If that makes any sense.
RYDER: Hahahha. Alright well that makes me feel a little better but I feel like my mom would still be like why can't we stay with you, Ry.
RYDER: You did????
RYDER: That's hot.
















