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@rykerdnt
uhnomila:
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my protector, my love, my supporter and my best friend. I love you.
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alnorton:
rykerdnt:
…Thanks, Ry. I honestly never ever thought I’d have kids either… No, it’s the milkman’s, Outram.
Not too thrilled about this then, are you?
dylanwalkerx:
rykerdnt:
Okay there…
I know it can be a little overwhelming being in the presence of such greatness but you’ll get used to it eventually.
uhnomila:
rykerdnt:
I’m telling you I’m pregnant and you think it’s a joke!
Because it is....right?
uhnomila:
rykerdnt:
I knew it….
Wait, hold up, what’s wrong?
dylanwalkerx:
rykerdnt:
Hell no. That’s a dumb name.
Are you kidding me?! That name is synonymous with greatness.
uhnomila:
rykerdnt:
Ryker, YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FATHER! Waiit…. is this your way of denying it and saying you don’t want it?
—Have you been taking acting lessons?
alnorton:
rykerdnt:
Well of course he’s happy, he was born a dad, and since he’s not the one with the need to pee every second of every day! Ugh… I’m finishing my fifth week, Ry.
Well...congratulations, Al. I honestly never ever thought you’d have kids but, hey, it is what it is. It is Dyl’s, right?
Just kidding.
dylanwalkerx:
rykerdnt:
It’s winning.
Congrats on your win, dude.
So, if it’s a boy, you’re naming him Ryker, right?
uhnomila:
rykerdnt:
Alright, listen. I’ve been having morning sickness for awhile and we’ve both been in denial thinking it was a stomach ache. I took the test, I have the cravings and I know when my body is changing so when I say I’m pregnant. You better believe me when I say I’m pregnant. Do not make me take you to a doctor.
Alright, Ms. Grumpy Pants. I didn’t realize your joke meant that much to you. Um...oh man, you got me good there. Did you know there’s a new burger joint that opened up across the street from my shop? I hear they have, like, old school burgers and milkshakes kind of like the ones off of Grease. How cool does that sound? You wanna go?
dylanwalkerx:
rykerdnt:
I guess I win for having kids first.
If you can call that winning...
alnorton:
rykerdnt:
I like tuna, alright!! Well… used to like anyways. But I can see Dylan ran his mouth quite a bit…
I wouldn’t call it running his mouth, he’s just happy about it and that’s caused him to kinda spill the beans. How far along are you anyway?
uhnomila:
rykerdnt:
Ryker, that’s not physically possible!
Ryker, I’m pregnant. And if you dare ask if it’s not yours….
Why wouldn’t it be? Don’t girls’ periods like sync up or some shit? Mils—that’s such a poorly executed prank. I appreciate the effort, I truly do but I only just found out that Al is pregnant and it was just poor timing. No worries though, you have me to teach you the ropes of a good prank. It might be a long road but we’ve got all the time in the world.
dylanwalkerx:
rykerdnt:
Dickhead, you know. Karma’s going to hit you like a bitch and my kid’s going to be hella faster than yours with crawling.
Yeah because by the time I have kids, yours will be in junior high.