Yuuji Itadori was a boy that once lived a normal life as the slightly better than average highschooler of Sugisawa High and frequented the Occult Club, but all of this would change for the worse in just one night.
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“You’re a.. jujutsu sorcerer?”
Ryoumen’s eyes, a lambent red with a stare so corrosive that it burned holes through the fabric of Satoru’s blindfold, rolled in tandem as his head turned slowly toward his nephew, the boy’s puzzlement laid bare by exhaustion. He made no comment, allowing his hand to fall idly at his side before tucking itself within his pocket. “No,” he said flatly, a manicured nail poking at the boy’s brow, “I'm the easter bunny, whose getting fucked in the ass by a bunch of washed-up grandfathers without a condom because of negligent, pasty-lipped little shits like you, and that blueberry cupcake back there is in the cuck chair watching it all happen like the dirty dog he is.”
Gojou’s lips parted to retort, though his raised finger curled in on itself as he further registered that crude analogy, inevitably settling for a shrug.
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Words: 13848, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
Characters: Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi, Kugisaki Nobara, Gojo Satoru, Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna, Fushiguro Toji, Fushiguro Megumi's Mother, Zenin Maki, Zenin Mai, Okkotsu Yuuta, Iori Utahime, Ieiri Shoko, Yorozu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Relationships: Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Gojo Satoru/Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru, Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru/Kenjaku | Fake Getou Suguru, Fushiguro Megumi's Mother/Fushiguro Toji, Fushiguro Toji/Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna, Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Mai, Okkotsu Yuuta/Zenin Maki, Ieiri Shoko/Iori Utahime, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Slow to Update, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Rewrite, Itadori Yuuji is a Ray of Sunshine, Itadori Yuuji is Not Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna's Vessel, Itadori Jin and Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna are Twins, Fushiguro Megumi is Whipped, Fushiguro Megumi & Kugisaki Nobara Friendship, Fushiguro Toji Tries to be a Good Parent, Everyone Needs a Hug, Kugisaki Nobara is So Done, Angst and Fluff and Smut, POV Alternating, Mentioned Getou Suguru, Nanami Kento is So Done, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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