[ryry-reynolds]

(Text): we’ll take over when we get there. (Text): You would.

Text: may be the best devil win. Text: how’s it going anyways? Tell me some news.

[ryry-reynolds]

(Text): I’m going with her! (Text): that damn nickname is never going away 😒

Text: I’ll be running the place by the time you two get there. Text: I think it’s cute.

[so-saoirse-archived-blog]

Like threw a bush and into a house on fire kind of steering me wrong.

[ryry-reynolds]

I see you don’t have a lot of trust in me.

[ryry-reynolds]

(Text): Katie’s actually the religious one! (Text): I’m not boring, I just work a lot, thank you v much!

Text: Katie’s a lost cause heading straight for hell. Text: all work and no play makes for a boring Maggot. Text: Margot sorry* fk

[ryry-reynolds]

(Text): It was in the Bible! (Text): Ryan needs to show his undying love for their friendship.

Text: didn’t have you down as the religious sort. Text: my love has never died for you but what Can I say? You’ve became boring. Now Katie...no man can tame that girl.

[ryanreynoldssource]

Deadpool’s “Wet on Wet” Teaser

[ryry-reynolds]

(Text): once upon a time there was a guy named Ryan who was friends with a girl named Margot. They were friends and they used to talk all the time til one day Ryan became too Hollywood for Margot and stopped talking to her. Now she wonders if he’s dead. The end.

Text: I’m sure I’ve read that passage in the bible one day.Text: Ryan is very much alive and hopes to resuscitate his friendship with the beautiful Margot.

[ryry-reynolds]

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

[iscbcllahcdid-deactivated201803]

If we are only talking about movies I agree. Other than that they have some good shows on there. Mine being one of them.

[ryry-reynolds]

We’re talking strictly movies. Vampire diaries and the originals excluded from the list of shit things on Netflix.

[ryry-reynolds]

(Text); wanna hear a story?

Text: always

[ryry-reynolds]

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

[romanphoenix]

I know what you mean. Though I’m curious if they’re actually shit or we’re just very picky with out movies. Oh yeah, what shit movies other than ‘Green Lantern’ have you sadly starred in? Why not sit down and watch ‘Hemlock Grove’? It’s a three season show and it’s not too bad. I can’t stand the guy that plays Roman though. He’s a total shithead.

[ryry-reynolds]

Oh there’s a long list of movies, Green Lantern being top of the pile. But hey they can’t be winners! I have heard of this and I’ll add it to the must watch list. I’m sure he’s the best character.

[ryry-reynolds]

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

[damnittdylan-deactivated2018101]

The shit ones are fun to watch too. I watch Just Friends every christmas and it’s gotta be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Sometimes you’ve just got to appreciate other peoples shit roles, you know? 

[ryry-reynolds]

Oh I do appreciate them! Just friends was a lovely beautiful movie that I’ve erased from my mind completely. I’m glad you appreciate me so much though.

[tinselkate]

ryry-reynolds:

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

And you work out more calories, and the categories are clearer to chose from. I totally agree with you.

[ryry-reynolds]

I’m glad someone is on my side here

[glcnpcwcll]

ryry-reynolds:

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

I might be biased because I work for them but then I also agree with you because of the whole movie bit. They need to up their games on movies, man. I’m sure pornhub will be grateful you’re staying faithful to them though.

[ryry-reynolds]

Well don’t let them hear you say that! The tv show side is good but movies is lacking. I’m just promoting pornhub on tumblr, they’re paying me really.

[emilybettox-blog]

ryry-reynolds:

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

I agree with you there. I have zero idea what half the shows are on Netflix. See not really my thing, I would rather stick with some reality show. Those are way more fun. 

[ryry-reynolds]

You a real housewives sorta gal?

[ryry-reynolds]

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

[pbtonkin-blog]

I’m sorry. I misheard. I thought you said you did porn haha.

[ryry-reynolds]

Oh no not yet..

[ryry-reynolds]

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

[shut-up-mila-blog]

I’ve pretty much stopped trying to watch movies on Netflix. I really just watch TV shows because there’s a ton of good shit. But yeah, movies are fucking hard to find. You have fun with your porn though. I just always found the stories to be a bit lacking. I mean, give me a bit of backstory, you know? Come on… you can do better. What’s the woman’s motivation for just suddenly being naked after being fully-dressed a moment before? What’s her emotional journey? 

[ryry-reynolds]

You mean the romantic love affair between a plumber and married surburban housewife doesn’t do it for you?! They don’t do a lot of talking for me to establish her emotional journey...you make a good point though.

[genxcortese-blog]

ryry-reynolds:

I swear Netflix has like 10 good movies on it and the rest are just shit. I mean, I probably starred in about half of the shit movies on there but that’s not the point. I’ll just stick to pornhub… it’s free and the acting is better.

I feel like Netflix is just made for tv shows and they just throw in whatever movies that look fine on there. Okay, but isn’t it free to an existent? Like isn’t there a membership thing? Not that I watch it or anything. Is the acting really better?

[ryry-reynolds]

Yeah there’s a membership but I don’t really want that showing up on my online banking. You sure you don’t watch it? This is an open space here.