how to socialize and make friends

ryan song, twenty-two, loser.

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: ye, i am, so u better not cross me or else >:((((

JADE: idk. do you know how to get wine out of carpet?

JADE: i broke like three wine bottles n it got all over the carpet n now my carpet is stained :/

JADE: i would ask u to come over but theres like so many pieces of glass in the entrance u would just get ur feet cut too

RYAN: i can wear shoes?

RYAN: my shoes have pretty thick soles

RYAN: i was also asking if like...

RYAN: u need a doctor. like are ur feet ok?

[8yunho]

┄ 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 ╱ ryan.

[ryuhn-blog1]

tearfactors‌ / 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  my hero !  prince charming at his FINEST 👑 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  i’m glad 2 hear that  …  i need my face too 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  are u sure ?  i hear bleached eyebrows r trendy 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  high fashion n all that fun stuff …

RYAN: i am not rly a high fashion guy.. RYAN: but if u think i would look good with bleached eyebrows RYAN: then... maybe?? RYAN: but probably not

[ryuhn-blog1]

fruitlessly‌ / 𝚅𝙰𝙻

VAL: disappointed … but not surprised VAL: who are we to deny our stomach VAL: ok got u i found smth good VAL: i had a craving for jelly cups n i found some with nata de coco????? god is real????

RYAN: don’t be disappointed, i’m enjoying myself RYAN: wow god is real and amazing? RYAN: im so excited RYAN: get home as fast as u can so we can eat together

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: if they'r so important then u better watch urself

JADE: make sure u dont betray me again >:(

JADE: i don't know

JADE: i've moved past mad to sad i guess

JADE: and i cut my foot on some glass

JADE: that's not fun

RYAN: ur scary when ur angry

RYAN: oh shit

RYAN: do u need help? im probably not the person to help but i can get someone to help idk

[ryuhn-blog1]

fruitlessly‌ / 𝚅𝙰𝙻

VAL: in the words of black eyed peas .. where is the love ryan but Fine i will allow it VAL: but thank u !!!! my fav boy VAL: does that mean i get to pick? :’)

RYAN: i love u... just not enough to wait to eat RYAN: yes u get to pick RYAN: i trust u to choose deliciously

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: its ok to let the machine win sometimes ry...

JADE: ok u better keep this promise

JADE: or else i will hunt u down n take ur kneecaps! i will take them from u! i will steal them!!!

RYAN: not my kneecaps !!!!!!!!

RYAN: i need those lil sons of bitches

RYAN: are u feeling better

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: yeah well the alternative is losing me as a friend forever so you decide which you'd prefer : (

JADE: Please install autocorrect i beg

RYAN: if i install autocorrect then the machine has won

RYAN: ... anyway i just installed autocorrect

RYAN: but i am still raging against this machine

RYAN: i don't want to lose you as a friend

RYAN: i promise i'll try to stand up for you

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: .

JADE: next time i'd appreciate a little support.

JADE: otherwise i'm putting you on my list. and i will ruin your life.

RYAN: i promise i'll try

RYAN: u know i'm not good at confrontginkgjdfksjf

RYAN: however tht is spelled >:(

[ryuhn-blog1]

𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 › for @tearfactors​

ryan could feel his phone buzzing in his pocket, knew that the fight or something was still happening. his stomach sharply twisted as he raised his hand to knock on claire’s door. he should be knocking on jade’s. but he needs claire right now. ‘ hey, berry? ’ he called out softly, after a couple gentle raps on the suite’s door. ‘ wanna come watch me skate? i can’t look at my phone right now. ’

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: it's fine. it's whatever.

JADE: yeah.

JADE: i'm not surprised that didn't work.

JADE: what do you want me to do? just forget it?

JADE: i'm not that forgiving.

JADE: my mood's been soured and now three bottles of the wine my daddy gifted is ruined. because of this whole thing.

RYAN: no, not forget it

RYAN: but like ... idk, sorry

RYAN: i didn't know what to do

RYAN: pls just tell me how to make it up to u?

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: just do whatever you want. doesn't matter.

JADE: you might not be interested in taking sides but everybody else doesn't seem to have a problem blaming me for the whole thing.

JADE: even if summer said some hurtful things to me TOO, and she said it FIRST.

JADE: but it's fine! i'll always be the bitch in these situations. that's cool :)

JADE: how's that for being ganged up on?

JADE: i'm not making any promises about rome. it's pretty there. no one's going to tell me i have bad vibes there.

RYAN: jade im sorry i ddidnt know how to help

RYAN: i was trying to get everyone distracted

RYAN: but for some reason my yeehaw thing wasnt working

RYAN: cmon. dont be mad at me

RYAN: please??

[jjeons]

blink if you wanna run your fingers through his hair

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

JADE: .

JADE: not ur fault.

JADE: but don't talk to me for the next two weeks thanks.

JADE: i'm doing a cleanse.

JADE: cleansing out the traitors and bad energy from my vicinity.

JADE: maybe i'll go to rome.

JADE: maybe i won't come back.

RYAN: hey i didn't mean to be a traitor

RYAN: i didn't know it'd end up bein a fite????

RYAN: would you rather i don't go to any sleepover??

RYAN: im not interested in taking sides here

RYAN: dont go to rome pls jade i fel bad

[8yunho]

┄ 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 ╱ ryan.

[ryuhn-blog1]

tearfactors‌ / 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  🥺🥺🥺🥺  hehe my hero 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  i’m entrusting u with my face. pls treat her kindly 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  otherwise….  i’ll bleach ur eyebrows too…

RYAN: ur hero? 🥺 RYAN: i promise to treat ur face very nicely RYAN: pls dont do that. i need those

[ryuhn-blog1]

scmmcr‌ / 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙴𝚁

“Alright, okay, thank you.” The blonde nodded, relieved that she wouldn’t have to go looking for it to prove her point. “I mean, yes, you’ve got a point but if we don’t do anything about it, we’re gonna have a mice invasion in like… two seconds.” Chuckling as her eyes scanned the room, brows slightly furrowed in an attempt to look serious. She hummed. “If you were a mouse, where would you hide?”

his face turns into a little grin as he ponders the question. ‘ i dunno. probably somewhere no one expects mice. like... in a closet, or something. if i’m gonna live with humans, as a mouse, i wouldn’t want to be caught, y’know? ’ his fingers idly run across the hem of his jeans. ‘ humans can be awful to mice and shit-- always killing them with those shitty glue traps. ’

[ryuhn-blog1]

— 𝚜𝚖𝚜 › jade-o 🤑.

RYAN: sorry i ditched on our suite sleepover

RYAN: sorry i accidentally started a fight between u and summer

RYAN: can i make it up to u somehow?

[8yunho]

┄ 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 ╱ ryan.

[ryuhn-blog1]

tearfactors‌ / 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  i suppose ur right …  faith restored  𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  oh wait . does this mean im ALSO gonna eat it 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘:  RYAN … ARE U GONNA LET ME EAT CONCRETE … Y/N 😣

RYAN: i promise i will try my hardest to not let u eat concrete RYAN: i will even risk my own face to protect urs <3