The Turtle King

I’m back from my hiatus

[hatsunemiku-official]

ABOUT ME-KU

( + FAQ / VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST)

hi! im miku and welcome to Internet! you can do lots of fun things here. like look at my blog! ok im gonna hand the mic over to the omnipotent being that watches my every move

thanks miku. here are some things to remember before you send an ask:

- I am not associated with crypton, sega, or the official miku twitter! im just a guy making funny post

- miku lives in a computer. i probably won’t answer anything referring to her doing things in the real world, since saying “I am in a computer what are you talking about” is only funny the first five times

- I use my ask box as a jumping off point for jokes! if I don’t answer your ask it’s not because I didn’t like it, I just probably couldn’t think of anything funny to respond with

- there are some things you should speak to a mental health professional about ( ie “i just can’t go on” “my life is terrible” ect) and you should not send these things to hatsune miku. i understand and empathize with you but I cannot help you and it’s very upsetting to receive things like this !

- anything written in parentheses for the most part is an ooc comment from the person running this blog (that’s me!). I don’t like doing this very often though, so if you have a question that can only really be answered ooc then please ask it off anon so I can respond privately!

- no TERFS allowed

FAQ

Q: can I make a vocaloid-official blog too???

A: yes!!!! anybody can!! please let me know if you do so I can add you to the masterpost and interact with you! I would check the masterpost first though to make sure there hasn’t already been a blog made for that character :]

Q: do you also run [insert other vocaloid-official blog]?

A: no! I can barely think of funny things to say here do you really think I could manage being funny on two blogs at once. I am friends with the people who run the teto and luka blogs so if our posts seem coordinated it’s because I asked them really nicely

Q: who runs this account?

A: secret

Q: miku what’s your opinion on [insert queer identity]

A: I don’t like answering these because I don’t want to open myself up to shitty comments and I can’t think of anything funny to say that wouldn’t just sound like “ally twitch streamer smiling at the camera and saying trans rights”. this blog is run by a queer person and miku is whatever you want her to be, if that helps.

OFFICIAL VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST

these are my Official Friends! go say hi to them!!

please let me know if you make a vocaloid-official blog so I can add you to the list!

🥖 @kasaneteto-official

🐟 @megurineluka-official

🍷 @hanakomeiko-official

💛 @neruakita-official

🍌 @kagaminelen-official

🍊 @kagaminerin-official

🍦@kaitoshinon-offical

🐢 @ryuto-official (RESURRECTED)

💜 @vflower-official

🥕 @gumi-official

🖤 @zatsunemiku-official

🍡 @tohokuzunko-official

🩹 @fukase-official

🔌 @utatanepiko-official

🐰 @yukari-official

🩵 @ringsuzune-official

⚓️ @oliverv3-official

🐥 @vocaoliver-official

🥢 @vocaloidcul-official

☕️ @rukoyokune-official

🥂 @meiko-offical

👑 @galaco-official

🐱 @seeu-official

🌸 @meikahime-official

🍆 @gakupo-official

[ryuto-official]

Also, some rules for the blog!

No mentions of sexual activity

No political topics

No hateful speech against groups of people like racism, homophobia, abysm etc

No trauma dumping without asking

No speaking ill of other blogs

After all, I’m just a kid!!! 🐢

(And if you have a problem or something you want to talk about regarding my blog, please bring it to DM’s and I’m sure we can come to an understanding!)

[kasaneteto-official]

Teto has been dropping some wisdom with these posts!!

teto has been through a lot!!!!!!!!!! and because of that I have learned a lot!!!!!!!!!!!! I came out the other side and you can too!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryuto-official]

Ryuto says

Don’t be afraid to to join fandom’s even if you think you’re gonna be made fun of for being new

That’s the whole point of joining!

I’ve seen a lot of things about new fans vs Old fans

NOPE there’s only fans. Don’t distinct yourself between new and Old. Just enjoy what you enjoy.

[ryuto-official]

Almost every time I open my asks someone is always mentioning you how short I am 💔 come on guys. You gotta come up with better insults for me. We need a spice this blog up a little. 😔

AnyWho RYUTO OUT!!

[kasaneteto-official]

it's okay to be scared!!!!!!!!! teto gets scared too sometimes!!!!!!!!! but we will get through it always!!!!!!!!! I will hold your hand as long as you need!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryuto-official]

🫵 little guy

Nuh uh!!! I’m very tall in fact I’m the tallest!! I’m 8’1

[m-bbert]

you're shorter than kai yuuki who is apparently 5 apples tall. you are less than 5 apples tall

[ryuto-official]

Blasphemous, I will not stand for such lies!!!

[kaai-yuki-official]

IM 10 BIG APPLES TALL THEYRE LYING

[ryuto-official]

Exactly!!

[ryuto-official]

(Ooc) This is gonna be a really serious post and I’m gonna be very vulnerable with you all for a second

TW: mental health, mentions of death threats, depression, online bullying (if there’s more, please let me know)

I usually like to keep stuff, lighthearted, and funny but I honestly don’t know if I can keep this blog up it associates with a lot of bad memories

I started this blog when I was 13 I was in the seventh grade when I made it

I’ve mentioned it in past. But Ryuto was best a lot of how my little brother acted. And how some of my classmates acted.

At the start, I did really enjoy hanging out with everyone. It was a very fun experience. And I couldn’t be more grateful.

I have a feeling a lot of blogs are a similar age as me

It also didn’t cross my mind that people would have their own head cannons for Ryuto (which is completely normal since he doesn’t belong to me)

I never really thought people would think of him as a young kid. I always imagined him being 11 to 10

So if you’ve ever been around preteen boy, you know they make a lot of weird jokes and I guess I really wanted to capture that

There was this thing that happened where another blog I will not name names because it’s in the past

They got upset with the way I handled my blog and I guess I didn’t treat Ryuto the way they wanted me to

Eventually, we hatch that out, and nothing much happened from it, but I was always nervous to still interact with them

A similar thing happened with that same blog again for this time, they were more mad labeling me things such as “creep” and a “pedo”

I remember when this happened. I was at an amusement park with my family and I checked my Tumblr and all of this is going down.

The sent a lot of disgusting hate towards my page with people saying disgusting stuff towards me

First, you should never harass someone even if you think they’re weird always try to get the full story

Second of all I have stated multiple times that I was a minor I still am

This was definitely a lot for me at the time I fell into a big depression I stopped taking care of myself and spent most of my days crying. I really didn’t understand what I did wrong.

People were sending death threats insane slurs which is never OK

I eventually came back and I guess things are better now

It still does fill me with anxiety when I go on social media at all accidentally upset someone again

now as a 15 almost 16-year-old in 10th grade I realize that none of that was OK and I definitely shouldn’t have gone through it

All of this to say I don’t know if I couldn’t keep up this blog. Maybe I’ll pop in every now in a while, but please don’t be surprised if I just one day disappear.

Making all these wonderful friends on here and interacting with so many wonderful people was amazing, but I just don’t know if I can go on for my state of being

sorry that this was a bit rambling and sorry if there’s any spelling errors

[ryuto-official]

i finished sanding. you’re gonna be a real boy soon

I FEEL MYSELF ASCENDING PAST THE COMPUTER SCREEN

[ryuto-official]

hiya!! this is pixell, i used to run tone-rion-official! me and a few other vocaloid official members started a little reunion discord server if you'd like to come catch up with the gang. no pressure if you don't want to, but if you'd like to come hang out we'd love to have you!

here's the link to the server: https://discord.gg/tDqm3uCr

Ah thank you!!

[ryuto-official]

I just want to let everyone know my discord isn’t working right now along with my computer so that means slower updates and I can’t really join any discord servers for some reason. I’m working on it.

[ryuto-official]

🫵 little guy

Nuh uh!!! I’m very tall in fact I’m the tallest!! I’m 8’1

[m-bbert]

you're shorter than kai yuuki who is apparently 5 apples tall. you are less than 5 apples tall

[ryuto-official]

Blasphemous, I will not stand for such lies!!!

[shencomix]

[ryuto-official]

Happy Ryuto Saturday let your day be filled with joy and whimsy never let those who look down on you get the best of you!! You are stronger than those who try to hurt you!

Who’s your favorite!!

Ryuto (the best answer)

Miku

Rin

Len

Luka

Yuki

Oliver

Teto

Voting ended onJul 19, 2025

[utanekoe-official]

I can't choose between my friends :(

[ryuto-official]

If you can’t choose, just go with me!!

[shencomix]

[ryuto-official]

Happy Ryuto Saturday let your day be filled with joy and whimsy never let those who look down on you get the best of you!! You are stronger than those who try to hurt you!

Who’s your favorite!!

Ryuto (the best answer)

Miku

Rin

Len

Luka

Yuki

Oliver

Teto

Voting ended onJul 19, 2025

[ryuto-official]

🫵 little guy

Nuh uh!!! I’m very tall in fact I’m the tallest!! I’m 8’1

[ryuto-official]

hiya!! this is pixell, i used to run tone-rion-official! me and a few other vocaloid official members started a little reunion discord server if you'd like to come catch up with the gang. no pressure if you don't want to, but if you'd like to come hang out we'd love to have you!

here's the link to the server: https://discord.gg/tDqm3uCr

Ah thank you!!

[kasaneteto-official]

Miku can be anyone!!!!!!!!!!! And!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone can be Teto!!!!!!!!! I am you and you are me, and I love you always!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please remember this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!