[cutiepiesub]

I don’t care if we kissed 39 times in the last 30 seconds, I said I want ANOTHER ONE

[tobirma]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[princesconsuela]

my two moods

[3000s]

i love pressing force quit when things take too long on my computer #giveup

[toastbutteregg]

do kids these days understand this?!?!?!

[veganlove]

[dizzyotter]

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

[11990904]

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[huffylemon]

I can’t handle this 🥺

[eg515]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

me: i'm going to get important stuff DONE today!

my uterus:

[protete]

[wowxwow]

[allthickwomen]

Life is funny sometimes 

[lovenvoid]

So true!

[bigbrotherw]

What a perfect way to relate to all this.

[doggosource]

[doggosource]

summertime sadness 

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[fionaostbyillustration]

[thecryptkeeper]

happy birthday to the most iconic spongebob episode