A trans emo boy who just wants to live

This page has been a lot of things, but I always seem to come back

[catchymemes]

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[riverofmemoriesft]

Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

[babysza]

My childhood

[swaywithb]

Damn it I’m old. Wtf do kids use now?

[bealestreet]

@nervousbros

[thotzumaki]

I would ruin my life for Kakashi Hatake

[ryxxkxdx]

Same

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[halorvic]

🕷🕷

[eldstunga]

“The result of that long, hard look? Not great. “ @staff

[feetinspace-deactivated20210101]

Fuck dude, you nailed it.

[tinygoblin]

btw, I deleted my commissions post bc. idk. no one rlly cared lmao, and I know you guys were getting tired of seeing it. so just a heads up, I’d still be down to draw stuff for people/rake your yard/paint your walls, etc, and my paypal is still https://www.paypal.me/tinygoblin if anyone is feeling generous.

But I won’t reblog this post, and the old one is deleted. This is my last post on the subject.

Thanks!

[tinygoblin]

OK SO I LIED. I’M FACING HOMELESSNESS NOW AND KINDA NEED MONEY MORE THAN EVER SO I DONT.

YKNOW.

DIE.

anyways literally a dollar will help pls reblog this at the leAST. i am actually begging you. please.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

DON’T KNOW IF THIS HAS YET BEEN SHARED BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.

I DON’T KNOW IF ALL OF US CALLING WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE BUT IT IS BETTER THAN DOING NOTHING.

If you don’t want to call, at the very least, reblog the hell out of this.

[numinous-queer]

alternately, you can write a message to the superintendent of the Harrison County Board of Education here:

http://harcoboe.net/page/contact

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Important addition.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Also if your message is too large for that contact, email in to  Dr. Mark A. Manchin, Superintendent at [email protected].

[solitarelee]

Just some added details, it wasn’t the principal but the assistant prinicpal, Lee Livengood. If you google is name, a ton of articles about this come up where you can read more details. He barricaded the student (FIFTEEN years old iirc) in the bathroom, wouldn’t let him leave, demanded to see his genitals, and told the student “you freak me out” in front of the other students. 

This is the man in question. If you, like me, live in WV, feel free to spit on him if you see him. 

[shitnarutosays]

hidan: *taps fingers on table*

deidara: *taps fingers back furiously*

itachi: what's going on

sasori: they're talking in morse code

hidan: -.. ..- -- -... / -... .. - -.-. ....

deidara, slamming fists on the table: yOU TAKE THAT BACK

[shitnarutosays]

[on a mission]

enemy shinobi: give me all your money

naruto, holding up a reverse uno card: give ME all your money bitch

enemy shinobi: what the fuck

naruto: *runs away*

[later]

naruto: and that's how i avoided getting mugged

kakashi: from the bottom of my heart

kakashi: what the actual fuck

[shitnarutosays]

sai, as a cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55

naruto: any chance you could make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha

sai: sure whatever

[later in court]

tsunade: HOW WERE YOU GOING 420 MILES PER HOUR IN A 55

[shitnarutosays]

*akatsuki group chat*

itachi: my kink is when people actually care about me and my feelings and what i have to say

hidan: too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[goldnpoc]

Lol the last one cute

[xsnowphia]

Happy #NationalComingOutDay 😁🏳️‍🌈

[more-to-the-story-of-sns]

[railnaruto]

Sasuke when women get close to him: 

Sasuke with Naruto: