“Did I Stutter”

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[stephenthotking]

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ghost by halsey but you’re sitting on top of your apartment building listening to it play from the party below you

[jessicamilagros]

is it fucked up to say that nick looks like he has genital warts

[muvaship3]

[jessicamilagros]

who are my other options?

[s-a-r-r-a]

super odd but can someone read me my birth chart ??

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[us-army-world-tour]

how did these people manage to take over the world

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[osmarius]

I can relate to this religiously.

[teenscoolest]

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

[bob-belcher]

honestly me as a parent

[criiller]

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[sapiomorph]

FREAKING BE LIKE THIS FOR YOUR PARTNERS!!!

DO THIS!!

P L E A S E

[thebelchers]

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[Credits - Submitted by: scaredofgiraffes to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[bob-belcher]

Someone: You're so dramatic!

Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about

[unfollowfriday]

when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like

[unfollowfriday]

when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down

[taur]