jim morrison stan

“I don’t understand why everyone has to be so judgmental. I understand why mom’s judgmental. I think it’s because she cares, partially. I think it’s also partially because everyone else is looking at her like: “Hey Cody’s just a bum. Cody’s this. Cody’s that. Cody’s this. Cody’s me, bro. Let me be me. When is that gonna start?”

[thethirdstageofdeath]

[orphic-musings]

i am in my diablo era i fear…

[mgs5]

[sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff]

When the "gn reader" fanfic starts using "princess" or talking about reader being a wife

[omgitzlongdennis]

malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[brotherluv]

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

[valtsv]

i've always wanted to die with my jaw locked around someone so tight they have to break it to free themselves

[valtsv]

several of my teeth snapped off & embedded in your leg also. if that sweetens the deal for anyone.

[valtsv]

it can be a sex thing but it doesn't have to be

[deaf-goat]

night blogging is back

[valtsv]

think again

[sparkpup]

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

[forelnorel]

drawing on memes is fun

something something I can make anything about my special interest

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[greelin]

“how’s the veganism work with your whole thing with vampires” i’m not the one eating blood. Hope this helps

[greelin]

i cannot fathom tearing into skin. having MY skin torn into, however,

[greelin]

can a man not live. is he not entitled to such things

[throathole]

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[birdsagainsthumanity]

gonna try this brb

[birdsagainsthumanity]

yeast infection

[throathole]

Sorry

[fairycosmos]

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

[websitevisitor]

[wrath-of-poopman]

i love chimpingway

[sentienttoast]

You're all sleeping on u/chimpingway's other posts

[sentienttoast]

almost forgot this one:

[gringolet]

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….