s crystal anon

[s-crystal-anon]

I AM TRUELY FREE

[villain-offical]

*Gives you a shadow crystal*

Now go protect my dark fountain

Hey man what the fuck... Mannn why would you do this to me

[s-crystal-anon]

LMAO WELCOME TO THE CLUB LAIN

GET READY FOR ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO THE FRAUD KNIGHT

[villain-offical]

What if I just like throw it away

[s-crystal-anon]

IT'S LIKE THAT SWORD FROM PERCY JACKSON WHERE IT'LL JUST APPEAR BACK IN YOUR POCKET.

IT'S NOT CALLED 'ETERNAL' FOR NOTHING

[villain-offical]

*Gives you a shadow crystal*

Now go protect my dark fountain

Hey man what the fuck... Mannn why would you do this to me

[s-crystal-anon]

LMAO WELCOME TO THE CLUB LAIN

GET READY FOR ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO THE FRAUD KNIGHT

[mariotennisdaisy]

I am not the glass giver! But I do have something glass like to give!

You may see nothing here, but there is. Just the shadow can be seen! So, bring a light!

.."bring a light"- I think you've got the wrong blog. He's down the hall and to the left.

[s-crystal-anon]

Oh hey I think I know what that is

[s-crystal-anon]

I AM TRUELY FREE

[mintbecrazy]

Nah huh

[s-crystal-anon]

TF YOU MEAN “NAH HUH”

DONT YOU MEAN NUH UH?

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

HEY I LIKE YOUR VIBES CAN I BE ONE OF YOUR MINIONS

@s-crystal-anon

MWAHAHA, Of course! >:) Evil thank you for joining! I can p- -fly comes out of my wallet- ...Oh, I forgot about... NOTHING, I forgot about nothing. Welcome to the team! >,:)

[s-crystal-anon]

OH ALSO FUN FACT I CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL SEE *punches my mod* *It just looks like punching air to you*

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Uh… nice, I find mime tricks cool too. I only know how to do these two though. -pantomimes stealing candy from a baby-

-pantomimes kicking a grandmother down the stairs-

[s-crystal-anon]

YOU JUST COULDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE IT WAS BEYOND YOUR PLAIN OF EXISTANCE.

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

HEY I LIKE YOUR VIBES CAN I BE ONE OF YOUR MINIONS

@s-crystal-anon

MWAHAHA, Of course! >:) Evil thank you for joining! I can p- -fly comes out of my wallet- ...Oh, I forgot about... NOTHING, I forgot about nothing. Welcome to the team! >,:)

[s-crystal-anon]

OH ALSO FUN FACT I CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL SEE *punches my mod* *It just looks like punching air to you*

[roaring-fraud]

:)

I’ve broken out of death loops made by far stronger beings who managed to rip control over time away from me several time before. The weakest of which had access to 6 Save Files, could Save and Load mid battle (and did so many times), had 10,000 hp, and enough Defense that even your Nike logo of doom and despair would only do 60 damage. And that’s only when he’s in the Light World! I have no idea how strong he would of been in the Dark World

would you like a picture of Him?

Sure I guess? Show me this mythical being of yours who would barely flinch at a swoon and has all the powers of god.

[s-crystal-anon]

OOOH, SOUNDS COOL

[s-crystal-anon]

THAT WAS THE DEAL, WAS IT NOT?

(INSANITY ANON)

IT WAS

SO LEMME JUST HAVE LIKE A PIECE OF YOUR DNA

[s-crystal-anon]

*INSANITY ANON used the DT Vial

LET THE G4M35 BEGIN!

CAN I UH, RUN THOSE TESTS NOW?

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

I used to harass crows a very long time ago before I learnt the hard way they're smart enough to get back at you and humiliate you. I won't get into details, but I had to use a wheelchair for a week. Crows are social animals that can actually talk to each other, they can talk about the humans they meet. Since then I live somewhere else where I've befriended the crows to help with my evil schemes. But I live in fear that one day they'll be told about my past... What do I do?

[out-of-stars-and-thyme]

We’ll head back to the previous crows and atone for your sins using kindness and doing-good

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Okay now, let me rephrase that last question.

What do I do? (evil answers only)

[s-crystal-anon]

*puts on fake evil mustache*

I say genuinely apologize out of spite, and evily

[s-crystal-anon]

YOU KNOW WHAT. SURE.

[They hand over the vial]

JUST DONT USE IT FOR ANYTHING AGAINST THE FRAUD KNIGHT

[roaring-fraud]

*The anon is upside down

I CAN'T FIND SUSIE. I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS. I COULD FIGHT NOELLE INSTEAD. PROBABLY.

(INSANITY ANON)

If you hurt Elly I'm going to kill you.

[s-crystal-anon]

WANT ME TO ROUGH THIS ANON UP BOSS?

[roaring-fraud]

Nah. If they hurt her, I'M the one who should fix that mess.

[s-crystal-anon]

WHATEVER YOU SAY BOSS

[roaring-fraud]

*The anon is upside down

I CAN'T FIND SUSIE. I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS. I COULD FIGHT NOELLE INSTEAD. PROBABLY.

(INSANITY ANON)

If you hurt Elly I'm going to kill you.

[s-crystal-anon]

WANT ME TO ROUGH THIS ANON UP BOSS?

[s-crystal-anon]

I HAVE NO IDEA!

*The crystal is now in the anons hand

BUT GIVE ME THE VIAL

(INSANITY ANON)

*They look at anon through a shadow crystal*

…SCREW IT, I ALREADY USED IT IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE SO I KNOW WHAT IT DOES

[s-crystal-anon]

DOUBLE OR NOTHING

*The anon's crystal glows a strange color

(INSANITY ANON)

I-

I ONLY HAVE ONE VIAL???

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR CRYSTAL? I CAN SEE IT THROUGH YOUR BODY

[roaring-fraud]

THE PROPHECY SAYS YOU'D SAY THAT.

HOW DEEP HAVE YOU DU-[JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD]

(Yes that was INSANITY ANON)

No it doesn't. I'm sure I know most of it and I KNOW it's not that specific. It's just vague prophecies and visions, hints and clues, a collection of significant moments set to happen. That's why that red heart shaped CREATURE can do things different ways so many times.

I'm sure of that.

[s-crystal-anon]

HEY INSANITY ANON, I’LL HELP YOU FIGHT THEM

*aside to the fraud knight*

(DON’T WORRY BOSS I WON’T LET THEM GET *TOO* HURT)