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| mika | 19 | she/they | leo | lesbian | Hello, my name is Mika and i love my friends a lot! I hope you have a great day!

[thebaratie]

dummies

[vultureel]

the cyerce elegans sea slug srsly has no business looking this ethereal

[lastochika]

[crunchbuttsteak]

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[lookingforsarahjay]

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I’d have three nickels.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mannco-moved2]

obsessed with saying hi rn its like hello!!! lol

[retrogamingblog2]

Constellations by  lulu__tsuyu

[cordrawroy]

out of sight

[leafie-draws]

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[sorry-but-we-have-moved]

Alternative idea: it's not killing the mood at all

[headspace-hotel]

You’re right and I’m a fool

[tlirsgender]

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with “communication issues” actually. You’re the one who can’t communicate with ME, buckaroo

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don’t believe this is my problem

[majorluz]

neurodivergents will be like “please use plain and simple language with me” and neurotypicals will start sobbing and be like “bbut… my mind games… my passive aggressive social hoop,,s that i exppect you to jump th,rough….”

[ya-abby]

Jjk stuff

[catyeahhh]

[toodlestues-deactivated20220109]

here’s some possible ways that I think philip may have died:

- he saw a woman’s ankle 

- his lips accidentally touched a lemon that was floating in his drink

- he watched a truck commercial with the volume up too high 

- he went outdoors

- he stood up unsupervised

- he heard WAP

- he smelled a fart

- the maids used a new laundry detergent 

- he forgot to breathe

[dykeofthedirt]

That moment of joy when you read a really good fic on ao3 then realize its by someone you enjoy seeing on your dash

[theconcealedweapon]

[bimbocracy]

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

[femininechrist]

Say “good idea” and keep it pushing

[anxiouschupacabra]

No but really. When anyone does this to me my response is always “well, if you can’t talk to me without talking about X, then yeah, that’s really the only solution.”

When they get defensive about “our friendship/relationship/etc really means so little to you???” Come back with “Ive always thought our relationship was built on more than whether or not I find X funny, but if it isn’t, then we’re not really compatible.”

It sets the boundary while getting across exactly how ridiculous they’re being.

[biglawbear]

Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into “if you have any money at all, you’re evil and part of the problem”

Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism

John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism

The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy

Don’t let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy

The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies